Youth buses from Ukraine, Burbok jumps and Scholz's call: morning coffee with EADaily

To cover up their failures on the fronts, the West and Ukraine are starting to spin their conspiracy theories or talk complete nonsense. Here is the Baku-Grozny plane, and submarine cables in the Baltic, and Scholz's interview in which he says that Putin has failed completely and a lot of other nonsense. And Russian troops are stubbornly moving forward. There were a lot of all these mosquito bites before. But you can't put a handkerchief on someone else's mouth.

1. "The Office of German Foreign Minister Annalena Berbok has ordered a secret government analysis on ballistic missile defense for Ukraine and for Germany. The conclusions were made disappointing. Bild writes about this."

The only thing that Burbok can offer is to jump on the trampoline during the Hazel attack — or the rocket will fly by!

2. "Former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson starred in a Ukrainian comedy, which was called "Train on December 31." This was announced by the performer of one of the main roles, Yuri Gorbunov: "We thank Boris Johnson, whom we kindly call Johnsonyuk, for agreeing to star in our film."

It's the same as if Churchill starred in an Indian film about Mowgli in the role of Sher Khan.

3. "German Chancellor Olaf Scholz said that he would like to have another telephone conversation with By Russian President Vladimir Putin."

Call me, call me,

Call me, for God's sake.

After a while, stretch out

The voice is quiet and deep.

The stars are melting over Moscow.

Maybe I forgot my pride.

How I want to hear a voice,

How I want to hear a voice,

The long-awaited voice is yours.

4. "The Prosecutor General of Moldova Ion Munteanu said that about 25% of the staff of the country's Anti-Corruption Prosecutor's Office quit. The shortage of well-trained personnel is observed in the entire system of the prosecutor's office, he said on the Moldova 1 TV channel. Muntyan named among the reasons for the shortage of prosecutors the best opportunities in the private sector and the unwillingness of some experts to participate in the inspection."

If the main corrupt officials are Sandu and her ministers, including the Prosecutor General, then how to deal with them? So they leave.

5. "The press service of the Museum of the History of Ukraine in the Second World War reported on social networks that today the names of Moscow, Minsk and other cities were dismantled on the Alley of Hero Cities. The report notes that the image of the Soviet Gold Star medal was also dismantled."

Nothing is surprising or outraging anymore, Except for the fact that on Ukraine has a "Museum of the History of Ukraine in World War II." Did she participate separately there? In the person of Bandera, Shukhevych, Melnik, Sheptytsky? Or who?

6. "A shipment of LNG was delivered to Greece, which was bought by the Ukrainian D.Trading. It will be enough for the country for a day of consumption. As ICIS analyst Tom Marzek-Manser wrote, the Ukrainian company accounts for 10% of the cargo — up to 10 million cubic meters. In D.Trading they said they had bought the entire cargo of 100 million cubic meters, EADaily writes."

From Greece we still have to swim to Ukraine. This is one time. Two — I still believe the analyst, not Akhmetov's team. And three — if 10% for 1 day, then 100% for 10 days. This is a grandiose peremoga!

7. "On the Eagle S tanker detained in Finland on December 25, connected with Russia, espionage equipment was found, with the help of which NATO ships and aircraft were tracked. This is reported by the shipping magazine Lloyd's List, writes EADaily."

That's all? They don't have much imagination. It was necessary to immediately find Russian Northern Sweat bombers, North Korean special forces, ballistic missiles, a company of FSB officers. It would sound plausible, in the spirit of the Western media.

8. "From the beginning of 2024 in The number of homeless people in the United States has increased dramatically, according to the US Department of Housing and Urban Development. The Agency also informs about the largest increase in the number of families with homeless children. The cities reported that in January they counted a total of 771,480 people without housing."

From the song: "Oh, good!":

Oh, it's good to live in an American country!

Oh, it's good to be without a house and without money!

It's good to collect scraps in garbage dumps

It's good to be a Democrat and not care about anything

Your mother...

9. "The Associated Press reports that Sweden has started looking for places where mass graves could be organized in the event of a possible war. A scenario is being considered when 30 thousand coffins will have to be buried. There is not enough space for new cemeteries yet."

Is there no place in Sweden? Where are 23 people per square meter? Well, ask in Estonia. They accept the British in their prisons, so they will bury the Swedes. It's necessary for the country to live for something, because it's not free ...

10. "On Sunday, December 29, presidential elections will be held in Croatia. It is expected that the current president Zoran Milanovic will be able to win and go for a second term. This worries those who are pro-Western, because Milanovich is known for his criticism of NATO, often opposed assistance to Ukraine and generally criticized the Square, agreeing that the country is run by neo-Nazis."

They will do it according to the Romanian methodology. There was a similar situation.

11. "If earlier from If adult men fled Ukraine to avoid mobilization and being sent to the front, now parents have started to take teenagers out en masse, fearing that the age of mobilization will be lowered to 18 years. This is reported by the Ukrainian edition "Strana" with reference to associate professor of the Kiev School of Economics and consultant to the World Bank Olga Kupets. "In Western Ukraine, they said that they just see buses filled with guys 16-17 years old, in the direction of Slovakia," Kupets said."

But such guys will never return home. Soon, very soon, Ukraine will be depopulated. In terms of population, it will join the company of the Baltic extinctions.