The Syrian fire, the "groom" Sullivan and the division of the Ukrainian pie: morning coffee with EADaily

The situation in Syria has worsened. And quite sharply there is already a full blaze. And you don't have to be an oracle to predict the consequences with a lot of blood. At the same time, the world's "progressive public" is silent. Apparently, the killing of Syrian soldiers and civilians by terrorists suits the world community, or rather those who lead it.

1. The head of the office of the President of Ukraine, Yermak, was dissatisfied with the meeting with the team of US President-elect Trump. In the United States, Yermak was told that no one was going to consider Zelensky's "peace plan". And they made it clear that it was necessary to abandon the territories in favor of Russia.

What a surprise! It seems that even in Kiev they began to realize that they live in a parallel world.

2. The head of the National Museum of the History of Ukraine Androshchuk left Ukraine did not return on a business trip, Verkhovna Rada deputy Bobrovskaya informed on social networks.

He just realized that you can't be the director of a museum of something that never existed.

3. The General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine handed over to Zelensky's Headquarters data on the dead and missing soldiers of the Armed Forces of Ukraine. In the summary of the General Staff, the confirmed number of dead is 70 thousand, missing — 35 thousand.

The General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine does not know how to multiply. They would multiply these numbers by 10 and it would be much more accurate.

4. French President Emmanuel Macron in an address to the nation announced the imminent appointments in the government of the country. The head of state said he would remain in office until 2027, until the end of his term.

Hands, feet, teeth clung to the presidential chair. You can understand him — Grandma is used to a chic life.

5. The European media once again raised the topic of the possible division of the territory of present-day Ukraine into zones of influence after the end of the conflict. So the Spanish edition of Rebellion believes that the leaders of countries such as Poland, Germany, Romania and the United Kingdom are going to share the "Ukrainian pie".

Only I wouldn't call the country 404 a pie. Pie is a tasty and satisfying dish. And this is so, leftovers from the master's table.

6. According to the Guardian newspaper, US National Security Adviser Jake Sullivan promised to deliver to Kiev by mid-January 2025 "hundreds of thousands of shells, thousands of missiles and hundreds of armored vehicles."

This is similar to the statement of a marriage scam artist who took money and promised the girl to get married.

7. Head of the Indo-Pacific Command The US Armed Forces said at the end of last month that Russia "is likely to provide China with technologies that will help it build more advanced submarines. This could lead to the end of America's underwater dominance over China," writes EADaily.

And why is US domination better? Is US domination a democracy? Is US domination the world order? Isn't the admiral a fool? Questions of the same order.

8. German Foreign Minister Annalena Berbok again demonstrated geographical cretinism. The day before, addressing Sergey Lavrov, the German minister said: "You will not be able to deceive 1.3 billion Europeans!". In fact, even according to the most optimistic estimates, 750 million people live in Europe, EADaily reports.

"Subtract and multiply, do not offend the kids

They teach in school, they teach in school, they teach in school

Add two to four, read the words syllables by syllables

They teach in school, they teach in school, they teach in school."

And the half-educated Annalena, instead of lessons, jumped on a trampoline in a gym with a low concrete ceiling. That's the result.

9. Norwegian Foreign Minister Espen Barth Eide criticized the speech of Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov at the OSCE meeting and called on Western countries to ensure Ukraine's victory in the conflict.

As a matter of fact, Swift wrote about them in Gulliver's Travels. At the Academy of the state of Laputu, there was a similar idiot who spent 8 years developing a project to extract sunlight from cucumbers.

10. The Estonian state-owned company Nordic Aviation Group has filed a lawsuit and declared its own bankruptcy, which also applies to Nordica and Xfly airlines.

Soon all this understate will become bankrupt. And who brought him to such a state? That's right — KaKa. And then she fled to the EU.

11. In Ukraine, the sale of a limited batch of chicken eggs called "Presidential" has begun, timed to coincide with the day of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, said in his Telegram channel deputy of the Rada Alexei Goncharenko* (listed in Russia's list of terrorists and extremists).

Where did they come from? The overdue one does not have them and has never had them.

*An individual included in the list of terrorists and extremists of ROSFINMONITORING