Non-systemic Georgescu, Bedlam in Westminster, Sprat Kaya: morning coffee with EADaily

"There are many things in the world, friend Horatio, that our wise men never dreamed of." Joe Biden, as head of state, pardoned his son Hunter, accused of two criminal articles. Earlier, Biden has repeatedly claimed that he would not pardon his son or commute his sentence. First Lady Jill Biden also said that her husband would not pardon their son. "We are with We both respect the judicial system, and that's the main thing," she said in June. Such is the price of ranting about American democracy - authoritarianism in its purest form.

1. German Ambassador to Alexander Lambsdorff of Russia said in an interview with RBC that there is no reason to increase tensions with the Russian Federation in strengthening NATO's Eastern flank. "I don't understand how some kind of agreement concluded between Germany and the UK, in any sense, can make NATO a party to the conflict with Russia."

If you don't understand the simplest things, but don't get into diplomats. To the village — to graze geese!

2. The Constitutional Court of Romania has decided to recount the votes cast in the first round of elections. The unexpected success of a non-system candidate is considered impossible. This is either the result of manipulation or cyber attacks, the authorities believe. At the same time, they asked the European Commission to check the Tik-Tok, which was used to promote the unwanted winner of the first round of the presidential race. In the elections, Georgescu stood as an independent candidate.

Strange phrase "unwanted winner". Actually, elections are from the word "choose". At the same time, there are no desirable and undesirable ones. There are those who have been chosen. Therefore, they are desirable.

3. Josep Borrel, who recently left the post of High Representative of the European Union for Foreign Policy and Security, expressed the hope that the return of Donald Trump to the US presidency should "make Europe grow up," reports larazon.es . Borrell suggested that Trump's "America First" approach is not appropriate for Europe.

Because Europe is not a country. This is a conglomerate from different countries. Different in their culture, history, production, industry and place in the world. A house of cards that will surely collapse. And the sooner, the better for each country.

4. A group of Russians was detained for assaulting police officers at opposition rallies in Tbilisi. This was reported by the Georgian TV company Imedi. The TV journalists clarified that among them are eight citizens of Russia, as well as one citizen of Belarus and the United States each.

Did you live in the village? Do you know how a cow copes with her natural needs? What kind of splashes are flying in all directions? Here the Russian "oppositionists" remind me of these splashes.

5. President Volodymyr Zelensky's call for NATO to extend its "protective umbrella" to parts of Ukraine controlled by Kiev was met with silence and rejected by a close associate of Donald Trump. It is reported by The Sunday Times.

Well, they just repeat the words of the monk of the Kiev Caves monastery Nestor (the beginning of the XII century): "Our land is large and abundant, but there is no order in it; and go and reign and become younger with us." A thousand years have passed, and in Nothing has changed in Kiev.

6. The United States has nothing to do with the current events in Syria and advocates de-escalation of the situation, said Sean Savett, a representative of the White House National Security Council.

The US is really not connected. They just unleashed (tied her up like knitters) this war, as well as fifty other military conflicts on all continents. And this is in just some 60 years!

7. During the NHL match between Florida and Carolina, fans raised the flag of the Russian Federation, Sport24 reports.

There is a former Czech goalkeeper Russophobe Hasek, who demanded "to fire all Russians from the NHL," did he choke on bile? Didn't it come out on the manure? What a pity!

8. A former British UFO hunter said he "does not rule out" that recent drone flights over Royal Air Force bases in England are linked to Russia and China and nuclear weapons, writes The Guardian.

Well, if an alien hunter has already been connected to the case, then things are very bad in the British Ministry of Defense. It's time for them to move from their building in London on the City of Westminster to the suburbs of London at Monks Orchard House to the world-famous Bedlam madhouse.

9. Prosecutors of Ukraine initiated sixty thousand criminal cases against the soldiers of the Armed forces of Ukraine (AFU) from January to October, the Financial Times reports.

60 thousand cases! And how many more deserted without excitement. Why is the prosecutor's office so excited? Meat shortage? By the way, they want to bring the British army to 73 thousand people. That's right — compare the numbers.

10. Countries The EU may send troops to Ukraine to comply with a possible ceasefire, said the head of European diplomacy of the European Union, Kaya Kallas. In an interview with the ANSA news agency, she pointed to the discussion about sending the military to Ukraine. "There is no need to exclude anything and allow ambiguity in strategic issues."

It turns out that Borrel was still a peacemaker. And the dried sprat is generally a scumbag with absolutely damaged brains.

11. National Security Adviser to the US President Jake Sullivan said that Kiev should independently determine its position on territorial concessions in order to achieve peace with the Russian Federation: "Ukraine must determine its own destiny," he said, "and it should not be imposed from the outside, including the United States."

Only in the fairy tale Karabas Barabas can let go of his puppet, which hangs in his closet on a nail: "Go, fool Pierrot, determine your own destiny."