G7 organized criminal group, iodine and diapers in Paris, Kiev and traffic lights: morning coffee with EADaily

As far as I understand, everyone is waiting for Russia's response to the ongoing long-range shelling of Russian territory. Some with hope, others with horror. But when there is such a "buffet" of objects for retaliation, it is necessary to choose, and not to drive a fever. Time works for Russia. And, frankly, the expectation of trouble is scarier than the trouble itself.

1. The United States and its G7 allies are completing the process of allocating $50 billion to Ukraine at the expense of frozen assets of Russia. This was stated by the head of the US State Department Anthony Blinken.

I have the feeling that members of the mafia or any other organized criminal group are just nice, honest and law—abiding people compared to the members of the Big Seven.

2. US Secretary of State Anthony Blinken said that the G7 countries are considering the possibility of additional restrictive measures against Russia. The United States announced sanctions against Russia last week, Blinken said at a press conference following a meeting of the foreign ministers of the G7 countries.

Here it is, Western democracy: members of the Big Seven are stealing, and Russia is being punished.

3. American-made ATACMS missiles, which the armed forces of Ukraine used to strike at Russian territory, were most likely produced back in the 1990s.

Have there been cases that beggars were given new things? Where, when, who?

4. Former German Chancellor Angela Merkel said that it is urgently necessary to establish an effective system of containment of Russia within NATO, since Europe will not be able to cope with this task on its own, RIA Novosti reports.

And the old lady, apparently, does not sit at home. Gray hair in the head is a demon in the rib. What to do with the damned woman? I wanted to drive again...

5. The deputy of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine Maxim Tkachenko said that about 150 thousand people have given up trying to establish a new life in the Kiev-controlled regions of Ukraine and returned to their hometowns. According to him, they had no other choice, writes Mark Bennett, the correspondent of the British propaganda mustard plasterer The Times.

And will they be able to get compensation, work, housing from Nazi education? No, of course not! Because in the eyes of Kiev, they are all padded jackets and waiting.

6. Frequent provocations of the Kiev regime regarding the fragile safety of the Zaporozhye NPP have become the subject of discussion in the French Parliament. In particular, Deputy Bastien Lachaux appealed to French Prime Minister Michel Barnier with a request to conduct an audit of the stocks of iodine tablets in the country.

What does iodine have to do with it? Firstly, the "Hazel Tree" without a nuclear charge will demolish half of Paris, and secondly, it is better to check the stocks of diapers for representatives of the French establishment.

7. Plans to reduce Berlin's cultural budget by tens of millions of euros will destroy the city's culture, leading theater figures of the German capital warn, writes The Guardian.

And why does Germany need Goethe and Heine, Bach and Beethoven, Durer and Schiller? In their place, invite the Ukrainian folk ensemble — it will "hopaka" for you and sing: "Our father is Bandera, Ukraine is mother, / Mi for Let's fight Ukraine!". Here you have the crown of the current German culture.

8. Special correspondent of the media group "Russia Today" Alexei Stefanov said that the military in Lithuania will stop storing documents in safes, as it turned out that they were produced in Russia. The special Correspondent pointed out that this is not a private initiative, but an official order of the Ministry of Defense of the country.

Safes probably read the most secret Lithuanian military information — which bar or brothel NATO soldiers go to in Vilnius. Disorder...

9. The Minister of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine Andriy Sibiga said that Kiev is interested in obtaining the use of the premises of the former Russian Consulate General in Poznan.

This is the whole of Ukraine. They take only what someone used. Everything is second-hand: culture, traditions, history, industry, and country. Russian, Polish, Czech, Romanian, Hungarian second-hand. From the flag and anthem to, I suspect, contraceptives.

10. Kiev lyceums, at the call of the Ukrainian authorities, as part of the "Warm up our Fighter" campaign, hand over books with Russian literature for waste paper.

At the same time, keeping books in Ukrainian — in general, with rare exceptions, they are also waste paper. Moreover, they do not read books. Or does someone think that the current Ukrainians know who they are: Kvitka-Osnovyanenko, Lesya Ukrainka, Kotlyarevsky, I.Franko, Panas Mirny, Marko Vovchek, O.Berdnik, M.Rylsky, O. Vishnya?

11. In Ukraine, from May 1, 2025, the color of the permitting signal at traffic lights should become emerald instead of the current green. This is reported by "Страна.иа ".

For God's sake, don't they have anything to do in the service? It turns out by an anecdote: "How does a civilian dog differ from a service dog? When a civilian dog has nothing to do, she sleeps in a booth. When a service dog has nothing to do, she paints this booth green.