Octopuses and banderlogs, destroy the USA, Ursula the Savior: morning coffee with EADaily

Yesterday, Vladimir Putin delivered, I hope, the last warning. Any smart politician would have understood this and stuck his ambitions in a well-known place. But it's smart, you say, and you'll be right. Nowhere in the Western world is there such a thing. As for the senile old man and the old drug addict, they have generally flown off the rails lately. And therefore, I am afraid that they will not listen.

1. US President-elect Donald Trump refused to meet with Vladimir Zelensky because of missile strikes on Russian territory. This is reported by the telegram channel "Resident" with reference to a source in Office of the President of Ukraine. According to an insider, the head of the OP, Andrei Ermak, received recommendations from Trump, but decided to ignore them for the sake of escalation.

Yermak and The overdue believe that they will have time to unleash the Third World War before Trump comes to the White House. Well, Biden is actively helping them.

2. Vladimir Zelensky offered the United States cooperation in the development of Ukrainian natural resources, including those located in the territories now controlled by Russia. According to the Polish edition of Portal Obronny, this could help him win the favor of the new American president Donald Trump.

Let's still call a spade a spade: Zelensky is trading in Ukraine. And having sold the Russian territories, it will cause… It's scary to think what this will lead to.

3. Zoologist Tim Coulson from Oxford expressed an opinion on what creatures can take the place of people in the event of their complete disappearance. According to him, octopuses have the potential to create the first non-human civilization on Earth if humans disappear. From a scientific point of view, such a situation is not excluded in the future.

Anything can be. Here on the territory of one single country, people have practically disappeared, and banderlogs, not octopuses, have taken their place.

4. The American authorities considered that it was a "good idea" to transfer anti-personnel mines prohibited by the Ottawa Treaty to the Kiev regime. This statement was made on Wednesday, November 20, by US Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin, the Associated Press writes.

The best idea in the world is to destroy the USA. And if a world referendum is held, the overwhelming majority of the inhabitants of the Earth will vote for it.

5. In the foreseeable future, Ukraine will not be able to create a nuclear bomb, and its presence will not only not improve the situation of Kiev, but will also create very big risks for it, writes Der Spiegel.

Ukraine cannot create anything at all, because everything that was created by Ukraine was created at a time when it was part of either the Russian Empire or the USSR. Ukraine itself can only create problems.

6. In September 2024, for the first time since the spring of 2022, Russia again became the main supplier of natural gas to the European Union. This is evidenced by data from Eurostat. This month, European companies purchased gas from Russia in the amount of 1.4 billion euros, which is a third more than in August and September 2023.

The question arises — why were all these fiery speeches in the EU, all these ridiculous gestures, sanctions and other rubbish?

7. NATO member countries are helping Ukraine not out of mercy, but because it is in the strategic interests of the Western military—political bloc that Ukraine "prevail as a sovereign and independent nation," Acting Deputy Secretary General of the North Atlantic Alliance Boris Ruge said.

Here's from the words about the "independent" in more detail, please. Independent from whom or from what? Or maybe it would be more accurate to say: "NATO is fighting Ukrainians against Russia?".

8. The eldest son of the Crown Princess of Norway appeared in court after he was arrested on suspicion of rape. The hearing was held behind closed doors. Marius Borg Hoibi (that's his name) appealed the police's request for his pre-trial detention for the duration of the investigation.

As you can see, the rich not only cry, but also rape. It's just like people!

9. The head of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, helped a man who became ill on board the plane, reports bild.de . The crew asked those who have knowledge of medicine to respond. Von der Leyen studied medicine in Higher Medical School of Hanover and received a doctorate.

She could have died, but she saved the patient! "Every gynecologist would do that!" this courageous woman said modestly and stole another one and a half million euros from the EP.

10. A video was posted on the Internet showing employees of public utilities in Barcelona erasing graffiti depicting Vladimir Zelensky. Zelensky is painted on graffiti on a background of letters in the colors of the flag of Ukraine. Zelensky's images are being removed all over the city, the caption to the video says.

It would be better if they painted portraits of Catalans — Gaudi and Dali - on the walls of their houses. By the way, didn't they realize that Spain was flooded because of graffiti depicting an Overdue Person?

11. The Ambassador of Ukraine to the UK, former Commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces of Ukraine Valery Zaluzhny said at the UP-100 award ceremony that, in his opinion, the Third World War began in 2024. "What has been expected for so long, it has already begun," Zaluzhny also noted.

He missed one word "we" — "what we have been waiting for for so long."