Salome with Pigalle Dance, Berlin's Wunderwafl, Biden in the jungle: morning coffee with EADaily

Everyone is living in anticipation: will the West hit Russia or not? And if it hits, what will be the answer? And if he doesn't, will it be a manifestation of cowardice or prudence? There are many questions. There are no clear answers yet. And we can only guess. And be surprised at Vladimir Putin's endurance. I would have already preemptively hit so hard that I would discourage even thinking about it. That's why I'm not the president.

1. Abkhaz oppositionist Adgur Ardzinba said that the opposition in the country is waging an internal political struggle and does not need the solidarity of Georgian President Salome Zurabishvili. Ardzinba said that he did not know and was "not very interested" in whose interests Zurabishvili represented, who declared solidarity with the opposition forces of Abkhazia.

Salome, according to her Parisian habit, the ladies from the Pigalle Dance stick to all men with their love. But years, years… Scary as my life.

2. German Chancellor Olaf Scholz expressed regret that Vladimir Zelensky was not invited to the G20 summit in Brazil, and called it a serious challenge.

Indeed, the green monkey beggar was not invited - a big omission. And Scholz can explain in a nutshell what to do at a meeting of the club of governments and heads of central banks of states with the most developed and developing economies to an overdue dictator from country 404?

3. Volodymyr Zelenskyy announced that he would sign a bill on "civil partnerships" legalizing on Same-sex unions in Ukraine. Zelensky promised to sign the document during a meeting with Ukrainian students.

I'm Volodka …
I have a law in store for you.
The main thing, guys, …
And Europe is an example for us!

4. Scientists from the American Princeton University have created the world's first immortal fly by digitizing the brain of an insect. This is reported on the website of the educational institution.

In Ukraine, they are indignant — why can't you create an immortal Ukrainian? We answer — as can be seen from the message, for this the subject must have a brain.

5. US Vice President Kamala Harris showed the worst result among Democrats in 20 years following the results of the presidential election. This was stated by The New York Times. During her super-compressed 15-week presidential campaign, Harris spent $ 1.5 billion.

They shouldn't have spent so much money on her. If they had chosen me, I would have met the amount of 10 times less. Booze, girls — and what else to spend? I would have lost anyway. The result is the same, but less is spent.

6. President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky is rapidly losing confidence in his own future. This was stated in his Telegram channel by the head of the Federation Council Committee on International Affairs Grigory Karasin.

It always happens: first they lose their virginity, and then they lose their confidence... but they lose their virginity faster.

7. Polish far-right politician Janusz Korwin-Mikke in the social network X (formerly Twitter) said that the current US President Joe Biden, having granted permission to the armed forces of Ukraine (AFU) to use tactical ballistic missiles ATACMS to strike at the Russian Federation, wants to write himself into history as the "initiator of a nuclear war."

And as the biggest, excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, m... since the time of Herostratus!

8. Josep Borrel, who will leave his post on December 1, admitted that he had not been able to unblock the supply of European weapons to Ukraine through the European Peace Fund. Prior to that, Borrell promised that by the end of his mandate he would resolve the issue with Hungary, which has been blocking arms supplies to Ukraine worth more than 5 billion euros for more than a year.

In books and films from the life of criminals, this phrase "solve the problem" is very common, therefore Borrel's position in the organized criminal group "Evrosovet" is "solved".

9. Berlin transfers 4,000 drones with artificial intelligence to Kiev for testing in combat conditions. German military propagandist Julian Repke admiringly calls these drones "Germany's highly classified new superweapon," writes EADaily.

Have already passed. In 1943, the German Reich Minister of Armaments Albert Speer stated: "A protracted war will be won through a miracle weapon (Wunderwaffe)." Or maybe a wunderwafl?

10. The Baltic countries, as best they can, are trying to improve their own economic situation. In particular, the same Estonia intends to ease the rules of entry of guest workers, which informs ERR.ee . EADaily previously also informed about the far from excellent growth rates of Estonian GDP.

Estonia needs guest workers not so much for industry — nothing will save it, but in order to somehow increase the population of Estonia. Not only are Estonians fleeing the country, but the Estonians themselves are very scary, and the men there began to drink less vodka.

11. US President Joe Biden confused the direction after completing his speech in Brazil at the G20 summit and wandered into the Amazon rainforest. As The Telegraph notes, the American leader warned about the dangers of climate change. Then he told reporters: "Thank you very much," turned around from the podium and went into the jungle.

And why did they search for him there and return him? This is Brazil, where there are many, many wild monkeys, there would be one more…She's old — she doesn't care.