Elusive Kamala, French kettlebells, auto-dafe in Lviv: morning coffee with EADaily

There are no special changes. The Russian army is moving forward, the Overdue one is not interested in this, because he is running around the world with some pieces of paper. In the Middle East, all loud statements somehow fade out, turning into sluggish permanent military actions. The new NATO Secretary General is going crazy with the power he has inherited and is ready to unleash World War III.

1. The White House in Washington was surrounded by an additional two—meter fence - this precaution was taken on the eve of the presidential election. Enhanced security measures will be observed until the inauguration of the new US president, which is scheduled for January 20, 2025.

By and large, the whole USA should be surrounded by a fence, let them sit in their "barnyard", but they should not communicate with normal people.

2. Vladimir Zelensky in his evening address again spoke about the so-called "victory plan" of Ukraine. The head of the Kiev regime said that the plan would first be presented to all "partners", improved, and then made public for everyone.

Perseveration is an obsessive repetition of a phrase that is irrelevant and does not bring success. Cicero wrote: "It is common for every person to make mistakes, but only a fool can persist in a mistake."

3. American billionaire and entrepreneur Elon Musk, in an interview with Tucker Carlson, said that an attempt on the US presidential candidate from the Democratic Party would be pointless, since she is a puppet. Thus, he commented on his recent publication asking why no one is trying to attack the Democrats.

I propose, together with the famous "Elusive Joe", to introduce the female image of "Elusive Kamala". So that we are not accused of homophobia, sexism, misogyny...

4. The United States cannot confirm the information that the deputy of the legislative Assembly of the Ulyanovsk region, Viktor Bout, has returned to the arms business, White House spokeswoman Karin Jean-Pierre said. Earlier, The Wall Street Journal published material stating that Viktor Bout allegedly participated in negotiations with the Houthis regarding the issue of arms sales.

If the housekeeper said that they could not confirm, then she must be believed. You can't believe The Wall Street Journal at all, no matter what they write. The feeling that they are writing in a state of narcotic excitement.

5. Politico reports that the French army is preparing for important tests, because now its role will be perceived as a "powerful counterweight" capable of "fighting with Russia."

France cannot be a counterweight, all the weights have been filed there for a long time and the exact weight is not shown.

6. The head of the Ministry of National Defense of South Korea, Kim Yong-hyun, during a hearing in parliament, said that the DPRK is highly likely to send its military personnel to the zone of a special military operation on the territory of Ukraine in order to assist Russia. Kim Yong-hyun's words are quoted by Yonhap news agency.

South Korea has learned from England "hailey like" — "gaensaning and mo nopda". Also sounds nice. But long. And just as unsubstantiated.

7. Every year the Norwegian Royal House receives additional funds from the state budget. This year, the Norwegian government will allocate 316.8 million Norwegian kroner to the royal house and the royal family. Personally, the ruling King Harald V and his wife Queen Sonja 15.5 million Norwegian kroner. Money is also provided for a sarcophagus for monarchs.

So what's the delay? The money has been allocated — it's time to go to the coffin. Do not waste the same funds. Otherwise Sonya has so much money! Just "Sonya is a Golden pen."

8. Jens Stoltenberg, who recently vacated the post of NATO Secretary General, will become the next chairman of the Munich Security Conference. "I have devoted my entire political life to preserving peace," he said.

That is why he armed NATO and sent it to fight. Judging by what is happening on Ukraine, he still kept the peace. The world is in his understanding.

9. The Polish international TV channel Polonia refused to show the pre—election video of the Lithuanian party "The Electoral action of the Poles of Lithuania - the Union of Christian Families", despite the fact that they paid for it. For the Polish minority in Lithuania actively communicates with the Russian population, EADaily reports.

Freedom of speech in Polish. They take an example from their older American brother. "Big Brother is watching you" (Orwell).

10. Russian literature can still be purchased in the center of Lviv. This discovery seriously alarmed the local "highly patriotic" bureaucracy. The "enemy book production" will be eradicated primarily on the square, which until recently bore the name of the great Russian first printer Ivan Fedorov.

In Germany, it all started on May 10, 1933, at Opernplatz in Berlin. The Nazis burned books there. Heinrich Heine wrote: "It was just a prelude, where books are burned, people are burned afterwards."

11. A Dutch museum has discovered a work of art that looks like two empty beer cans in a trash can. An employee accidentally threw it there, mistaking it for waste. The work of the French artist Alexander Love entitled "All the good time we spent together" at first glance really seems like two discarded and crumpled beer cans.

They don't understand anything about contemporary art. I'll explain briefly. If you, for example, made a bunch of people under the door, and then rang the bell — this is an installation. But if you first called a person, and when he came out, you sat down in front of him and did a bunch — this is already a performance.