Oligophrenics of Europe, death in the USA and Ukrainians in the underground: morning coffee with EADaily

Sunday, like Saturday, does not carry any special events. Overdue, as an experienced PR man disperses his stillborn child — the "Plan of the World", the gynecologist-electrician Von Der Liar comes to Ukraine needs to fix its heating, in the USA there is a permanent, but not very active bickering of two applicants — everything is as usual.

1. "The budget of Ukraine for the next year assumes a significant increase in the salary fund of officials — up to 75% in some departments. This was announced by Verkhovna Rada deputy Nina Yuzhanina in her Telegram channel. The deputy noted that the largest increase in the salary fund is planned in the Bureau of Economic Security — 75%."

This Bureau is like that goat who was put to guard the cabbage. And there are goats, and there are billions of "cabbages"...

2. "37 women have reported sexual abuse by billionaire Mohammed Al-Fayed. Egyptian billionaire Mohammed Al-Fayed died in August last year, and this year his female employees reported sexual abuse by the boss, RIA Novosti reports with reference to the BBC."

Polite, tactful — they waited for the mourning year, and ... shit rushed through the pipes. By the way, why didn't you say anything before - were you afraid of losing a profitable place?

3. "CNN reports that the state of South Carolina has carried out the first death penalty in 13 years by lethal injection. According to the channel, 46-year-old Freddie Owens was executed. He was sentenced to death in 1999 for the murder of a store employee during a robbery in Greenville."

"The death penalty is an inhuman and degrading form of punishment, which is an extreme denial of human dignity. (European Union) Is it weak to say this to the face of the USA?

4. "About 800 thousand Ukrainian men subject to mobilization avoid military service. They went underground, changing their actual address of residence and getting a job with a black salary," writes the British newspaper Financial Times with reference to the comment of the head of the Committee on Economic Development at the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine Dmytro Natalukha.

You always expect fun from Dima Natalukha. If they are underground, who counted them? Maybe there are already a million of them. And officials and military commissars — this is also considered underground — because they avoid service.

5. "In Riga, the launch auction for the sale of the Moscow Cultural and Business Center (better known as the House of Moscow), confiscated by the Latvian authorities "in support of Ukraine" and in retaliation for Riga residents who actively attended Russian-related events in it, was unsuccessfully held, writes EADaily."

Some people, participating in real estate auctions, see themselves as owners of millions, but those who participate in auctions for the sale of stolen goods, see themselves in the future only as participants in lawsuits.

6. "American law enforcement officers have launched an investigation into Senator Robert Kennedy Jr., who sided with Trump during the presidential race. According to the Associated Press, the politician is going to be brought to court due to the fact that 30 years ago he cut off the head of a dead whale with a chainsaw on the beach and took it home. EADaily writes about this."

This is so that Kennedy would be unwilling to speak for Trump. And 65 years ago, he made a pee-pee on the head of a sleeping homeless Negro. Can he be sued for this too?

7. "The report of the European Tourism Commission says that the Ukrainian conflict has provoked a serious crisis of inbound tourism in the Baltic countries. Against the background of the current military crisis, as analysts conclude, a number of European countries have lost the image of a safe place to rest. As the conflict escalates, tourist activity is declining in Poland, the Czech Republic and Finland."

What does Ukraine have to do with it. Look — these are the most Russophobic countries. Russian tourists stopped visiting them and they ended up in... (end of the list).

8. "The amount of the allowance for citizens (Bürrgergeld) is too small for proper nutrition of children, the nd newspaper writes on September 21. According to the scientist Hans Konrad Bezalsky, up to 20% of children in Germany suffer from food poverty. As a result, according to Bezalski, the physical development of children is impaired and there are clear gaps in their mental development."

But Germany has just reported on a new supply of weapons to Ukraine. What do they care about German oligophrenic children?

9. "Ukraine is working on a plan that will become the "start and foundation" for negotiations with the Russian Federation in any format, President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky told the media."

— Zelensky, do you have a plan? Biden asked. — I have not only a plan, but there will be heroin, — Zelensky answered happily.

10. "German Foreign Minister Annalena Berbok said that Berlin will continue to provide assistance to Kiev, including military, as long as the conflict continues. "Otherwise it will be the end of Ukraine," Berbok admitted during a pre—election event of the Greens in Potsdam."

Here we are talking about Annalena — a fool, a fool, but even she understands that Ukraine itself is a military training ground that means nothing, that it rests only on "Western bayonets." Not such a fool.

11. "Evacuation of the population has been announced on the Japanese island of Honshu due to heavy rains. Up to 30 thousand people are going to be transported to a safe place. The fourth of five threat levels has already been announced in the region."

I can't write a haiku or a tank, so just rhymes:

Honshu Island

No place for carp

It flooded all of Honshu.

People are running hard.