Negotiations with lice, shelter of a poor chukhonets, all EU fascists: morning coffee with EADaily

The whole world rushed to check their electronic devices. But after all, it was forbidden to use mobile phones in places of military clashes anyway. By the way, how was Dudaev killed? And once drones flew like children's toys and devices that allow you to look into other people's yards.…

1. Analysts Derek Davison and Daniel Bessner in their article for the American magazine National Interest reported that the invasion of the Armed Forces of Ukraine in the Kursk region did not affect the overall course of the conflict with Russia. They clarified that this invasion risks turning into a disaster.

Did they, like thousands of other Western "analysts", not understand this until the invasion itself? The feeling that these analysts do not know how to analyze. Their ceiling is taking tests for verification. Or are these other analyses?

2. The US Department of Defense declassified the report of the Inspector General of the department, which indicates that the Pentagon conducted training with a unit of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, which could violate human rights. The publication clarifies that American laws prohibit the provision of military assistance to foreign forces that violate human rights.

They didn't know that before. When they were greeted with pomp in The Congress of Representatives of the Nazis from Azov*, when they were trained. However, what can we talk about if zelebobik himself is a violator of human rights.

3. The Czech Republic will need not months but years to fully restore the country's infrastructure destroyed by a major flood, said the President of the republic, Petr Pavel.

Is Pavlusha ill? Maybe he ate some filthy mushrooms? How is it not to blame Russia for this flood? Or is it still ahead?

4. The following negotiations to resolve the crisis on Ukraine "should be held already with the participation of the Russian Federation," said the head of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Slovakia Juraj Blanar. This decision was agreed with his Ukrainian counterpart Andriy Sibiga following the talks in Bratislava.

And these two lice asked Russia? Is she ready to sit down at one lousy table? Not squeamish?

5. The Finnish government has allocated 200 thousand euros for the confiscation of the Helsinki Hall concert and sports arena, which belongs to Roman Rotenberg and Gennady Timchenko, the newspaper Helsingin Sanomat reported.

It was a good sports arena. It hosted the ice Hockey World Championships. Now the championships will be held at military bases near Helsinki, and the arena itself will turn into a "shelter of a poor chukhonets."

6. Politico accused the head of the EC Ursula von der Leyen of seizing power in the European Union. As the authors of the article clarify, the politician has gained full control over all the affairs of the block.

Actually, this is to be expected. The EU has finally turned into a fascist corrupt garbage dump. To the latrine. Cleaning is urgently needed.

7. Members of the European Parliament (EP) at the plenary session in Strasbourg adopted by a majority vote a resolution on Ukraine calling on countries The EU will immediately lift all restrictions on Kiev's strikes deep into Russian territory, EADaily writes.

And I propose to collect signatures calling for Russia to launch the first retaliatory strike against the European Parliament. And at the time of the meeting. And everyone will be happy.

8. In Chisinau, a crucifix at the intersection of Russo — Sadoveanu streets was desecrated with fascist symbols and anti-Semitic inscriptions. This was announced on social networks by the leader of Moldovan search engines, coordinator of Russian compatriots in the RM Alesei Petrovich, writes EADaily.

Sandu continues the line of women fascists in European politics: Ursula von der Leyen, Kaya Kallas, Annalena Berbok, Evika Silin, Ingrid Shimonite...

9. The staff of the military enlistment office mobilized all the technical staff of one of the theater troupes in Uzhgorod in western Ukraine a day before the performance. This was reported by the local newspaper "Headline".

"Do you love the theater the way I love it, that is, with all the strength of your soul, with all the enthusiasm, with all the frenzy that ardent youth, greedy and passionate for the impressions of the elegant, is capable of?" "Yes, that's how we love the theater," the military commissars of Uzhgorod responded to the words of Vissarion Belinsky.

10. Poland is going to use the upcoming presidency of the European Union (EU) in order to put pressure on Ukraine in order to get Kiev to exhume the victims of the Volyn massacre. This is reported by the Polish edition of Onet, citing its sources. "Sikorski convinced Zelensky to settle historical issues with Poland now, because he will pay a lower price for them than during the accession negotiations. It didn't reach Zelensky."

Nothing comes to the Overdue at all. Have you ever seen the eyes of a bull charging at a red muleta? That's the look of a zealot.

11. In Ivano-Frankivsk, Ukraine, "language inspectors" are being recruited to ensure that Russian is not spoken in the city. 74 people have already wanted to enroll in inspectors, writes Strana. The project was initiated by the local mayor Ruslan Martsinkiv.

In one of the institutions of Ukraine, the boss is going to have sex with the secretary right in the office. She tells him in Ukrainian: At least you closed the door. He answers her: "What are you, a fool! They'll think we're speaking Russian here."

*Terrorist organization, banned in the territory of the Russian Federation