"Debate of the bottom", Polish parachutes, Sniffer and Iranian missiles: morning coffee with EADaily

The main global event of the past night was undoubtedly the Trump-Harris debate. While typing this phrase, I made a mistake — I wrote not a day, but a "bottom". And I thought it was a Freudian slip of the tongue.

1. Sweden announced the provision of the 17th military aid package of 4.6 billion crowns (about $ 443 million) to Kiev neo-Nazis. Swedish Defense Minister Paul Jonson clarified at a press conference the list of ammunition and ammunition for Bandera. Among them — among other things, winter clothes, writes EADaily .

Apparently Poltava had little effect on the Swedes. We still have to hit the Swedish instructors, and beat them until their Carlos gets smarter.

2. Swiss politician Sania Ameti fired a pistol clip at a painting depicting the Virgin Mary with baby Jesus. She shared the corresponding video on Instagram*, however, then deleted the dubious footage: "I apologize to those who were offended by my post. I deleted it immediately when I realized that it had religious content. I didn't think about it. I'm really sorry."

She wasn't used to thinking at all. She has no such need. What kind of content can a picture with the Virgin and Christ have, other than religious?

3. British submarines cannot return to ports due to lack of resources. The Economist magazine reports that the Vanguard strategic submarines of the British Navy spend six to seven months at sea due to lack of resources.

Not enough resources to return? We just need everyone to get out of the boat and push it. Harder and then: "She went, hey, let's go..."

4. The beluga whale Khvaldimir, who was suspected of spying for Russia, did not die by human hands. The Barents Observer newspaper writes about this, referring to the statements of the Norwegian police.

He died from the autopsy. The Norwegian police successfully fights with animals, while acquiring their character traits.

5. In Poland, paratroopers landed on a village, while being injured and hanging on a power line. This is reported by the radio station RMF FM. According to media reports, 12 fighters of the 2nd reconnaissance regiment landed at the settlement.

It's just that their parachutes didn't open. After all, Polish parachutes automatically open when they hit the ground.

6. Representatives of the International Criminal Court (ICC) reported that the ICC prosecutor Karim Khan arrived in Kiev. This is stated in the publication on the ICC account on the social network X (formerly Twitter).

And after that, can anyone talk about the impartiality of this court? The most corrupt of all "international organizations".

7. Age restrictions for users of social networks will be set by the Australian authorities until the end of 2024. It is planned that access to children and adolescents will be prohibited. The upcoming changes were announced by Prime Minister Anthony Albanese.

You can also restrict access to aborigines. And best of all for LGBT*+ representatives. Just let Australia never say that the DPRK is a totalitarian state.

8. The Ukrainian leadership has no information that the Russian Federation, as part of a special military operation (SMO), received and began using ballistic missiles manufactured by Iran. This was stated during a press conference by the country's Prime Minister Denis Shmygal, RIA Novosti reports.

But they scream about it at every intersection. And everyone whines to them, especially Israel.

9. The European Commission does not comment on the Media reports on Olaf Scholz's peace plan for the conflict on Ukraine will continue to support the plan of President Vladimir Zelensky. This was stated at a briefing by the official representative of the press service Peter Stano.

Like — we don't comment on nonsense. But what to do if fellow Stanoeuropean politicians carry nothing but nonsense. They start saying normal things only when the prefix "ex" is added to their positions.

10. The World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) refused to challenge the acquittal of the first racket of the world Yannick Sinner. This is reported by Corriere della Sera.

Say it out loud: "Skinner—Valieva." Feel the difference? We are not, but WADA feels.

*Extremist organization, banned in the territory of the Russian Federation