Olena's secretary, Holland — the birthplace of tigers, Boris the worm: morning coffee with EADaily

The United States has stepped up attacks on the Russian media — the Ministry of Finance has banned the transmission of data to Channel One, Rossiya 1 and NTV, Algorithm, New Eastern Outlook magazine and ANO Dialog without permission. Actually, it's cool. The Ministry of Finance runs the press! However, this is a sure sign that the United States does not know the words "democracy", "pluralism", "tolerance". They just don't need them to communicate with the rest of the world.

1. The wife of Vladimir Zelensky Elena said that the number of victims of a missile attack on the training center of the Armed Forces of Ukraine in Poltava has grown to 47. She wrote about this in the social network X.

Oh, the Overdue One has a new press secretary. And that's right — why waste money — everything is in the family. So, I remember, my son also gave advice on military strategy. Need it in Chiefs of the General Staff.

2. The Court of Arbitration for Sport has decided to deprive Russian track and field athlete Tatyana Tomashova of the silver medal of the 2012 Olympic Games in London.

Woke up after 12 years. Listen, or maybe, in order not to bother, deprive all Soviet and Russian athletes of Olympic medals and sleep well. As Lavrov said — DB.

3. Zelensky said in an interview with NBC News that Kiev plans to hold the occupied territories in the Kursk region indefinitely. According to him, this is part of the "victory plan" that he intends to present to Western partners, in particular in the United States.

When you read about the "victory plan" of an overdue person, you remember about a patient who comes to a psychiatrist complaining of an inferiority complex. After extensive questioning, the psychiatrist says: "I can reassure you, father, you don't have any complex. You're really inferior." This is about the green baby Tsakhes.

4. A Ukrainian refugee, who is believed to have been hiding from the British police, tried to cross the English Channel and get to France by kayak. He attempted to escape on Sunday, September 1, the Telegraph writes.

This is not a refugee, this is a Ukrainian athlete who was in a hurry to attend the Olympics. It's just unclear which one. The usual one has already passed, and in the Paralympics program there is no competition for patients on the head.

5. In addition to environmental issues related to the revival of the tiger population in Kazakhstan, there are political issues. This was told by Sergey Aramilev, General Director of the Amur Tiger Center. According to him, negotiations on this are not over yet, but Russia has worked out the methodology and is ready to transfer tigers to Kazakhstan, according to a joint reintroduction project. At the same time, Kazakhstan is considering the acquisition of tigers in zoos in the Netherlands, EADaily writes.

Of course, Holland is the birthplace of tigers. Tulips, brothels, marijuana and tigers. But it sells everything in a set.

6. The police of the Polish city of Wroclaw are looking for unknown persons suspected of placing Bandera slogans insulting Poles on the facades of houses. The police have published images of two young people and are asking for help identifying them. In particular, on the walls of houses it is written: "Our father Bandera!", "Glory to the UPA *!", writes EADaily.

To be honest, I'm happy. Only the Poles do not believe that it is done by those whom they feed by hand. Nothing, they will believe soon, because the Ukrainian-Polish military operations are just around the corner ...

7. Former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson, in a conversation with pranksters Vovan (Vladimir Kuznetsov) and Lexus (Alexei Stolyarov), called on the West to transfer American-made ATACMS ballistic missiles to Ukraine, remove restrictions on their range of use, and also help to "demolish" the Crimean Bridge.

That's how some worms are — they seem to have died, but after death they continue to squirm. As if they were alive.

8. Deputy of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine Oleksiy Goncharenko ** announced that Deputy head of the Office of the President of Ukraine Rostislav Shurma is leaving his post.

He has prepared a place for himself — he will sell shawarma on Khreshchatyk. It sounds beautiful "Shawarma at the Shurma". And most importantly, work on his intellect (may the catering staff forgive me for insulting).

9. Against the background of personnel changes in the Government of Ukraine, several officials will leave their posts in the near future. Kommersant writes about this. In addition to Kuleba, Deputy Prime Minister for European and Euro-Atlantic Integration Olga Stefanishina, Minister of Justice Denis Malyuska and other officials will also leave their posts in the near future.

The brothel decided to change not only the beds, but also the staff. But that doesn't change anything. A high-class escort agency will not work out of a cheap brothel.

10. The captain of the American aircraft carrier USS John S. McCain Cameron Jasta was fired because of the incident with his photo. In the picture, Jasta was captured with an inverted sight on a rifle. As reported on the website of the US Navy, the commander of the aircraft carrier was relieved of his post "due to the loss of confidence in his ability to command a guided missile destroyer."

The sight is, of course, very important, but how did he command an aircraft carrier — no one was interested in that? And the fact that Secretary of Defense Austin deceived everyone with his illness — has he lost his trust? Apparently not, due to the color of the skin.

11. German Foreign Minister Annalena Berbok made a statement after resigning from the post of Minister of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine Dmytro Kuleba. She said she was sad about it. Berbok noted that she worked with few people as closely as with her Ukrainian counterpart.

My darling — the soup is thick*,
And I'm an acrobat.
But he's so stupid,
So, it's sweet for us to live.

*Kuleba is a thick Ukrainian soup.

*Extremist organization, banned in the territory of the Russian Federation

**An individual included in the list of terrorists and extremists of ROSFINMONITORING