Bach-pun intended, the Berbok dilemma, becoming a woman to win: Morning coffee with EADaily

There are several events, so to speak, pain points. Several dozen high-ranking IRGC officers have been arrested in Iran. It turns out that the Iranians themselves killed Haniyeh? Israel could not outbid the entire IRGC. In the West, the media publishes tearful interviews with the released Karamurz, in which they talk about some kind of victory on the occasion of the exchange. Swearing continues about the boxer (shi) from Algeria. But no one said an important phrase anywhere: she's just a hermaphrodite. And this is probably the only explanation for all the tests.

1. The volume of beer production in the EU countries by the results of 2023 decreased by 5%, to 34.3 billion liters. This is evidenced by the data of Eurostat." The production of alcoholic beer in the region for 12 months sank by 5% year-on-year, to 32.5 billion liters. At the same time, the production of non-alcoholic beer jumped by 13.5% to 1.8 billion liters.

Non—alcoholic beer is the first step to a rubber woman. Europe is moving towards it by leaps and bounds.

2. The United States fears for the lives and safety of Venezuelan opposition leaders. It is reported by TASS with reference to the US State Department.

There is one relatively simple way to keep them safe. We must stop listening to the United States and not bring crowds of protesters to the street. A strong person is someone who can admit defeat. The United States has already recognized Guaido as president once. Where is the guano?

3. US President Joe Biden went to an empty plane that had previously brought exchanged prisoners to "thank the pilots," said White House Deputy press Secretary Andrew Bates. Earlier it was reported that after the arrival of the exchanged in the United States and their meeting at the airport, Biden unexpectedly went to the plane and spent a few minutes there.

He just thought that the plane would fly back and wanted to fly to say goodbye to Russia.

4. US Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin decided to cancel the pre-trial agreement with three defendants in the September 11, 2001 terrorist attack. This decision, which was announced by the Pentagon, takes effect immediately and may entail serious consequences both for the accused and for the trial as a whole. The document is posted on the website of the US Department of Defense.

On August 2, I wrote: "What difference does it make if they admitted guilt or not, if it is proved that they are guilty? Stupid legislation." Apparently Austin still reads my digests.

5. The head of the IOC, Bach, tried to make a joke about the Olympic triathlon competitions. "The triathlon was sensational or, better to say, sensational," Bach said at a briefing. — I don't know if you understood me, but I tried."

The pun, of course, like the Seine itself, is shitty. Such that you can only react to it like this: "We respond to your puns with feces. Brown"!

6. German Foreign Minister Annalena Berbock commented on the prisoner exchange between Russia, Belarus and a number of Western countries. According to Tagesschau, her colleague reported on the diplomat's reaction. "Burbok called the prisoner exchange "an extremely delicate dilemma," the publication said.

Two things are pleasing. First— Burbok did not argue another stupidity. The second: Annalena knows the word "dilemma", I really didn't expect it.

7. In the village of Kotlyarka, Zhytomyr region of Ukraine, the monument to Vladimir Lenin was converted into a monument to the Ukrainian poet Taras Shevchenko, changing only the head. According to the newspaper "Suspilne Zhytomyr", the initiator of this modification was the local "patriots" led by the head of the House of culture Tatyana Petruk.

It is a pity that Lenin was not on an armored car. Can you imagine — Shevchenko on an armored car, with a cap in his hand: "Batkivshchyna is not without a fatherland" (The Fatherland is in danger!).

8. Every second recipient of unemployment benefits in Germany is a foreigner. Ukrainians are leading by a margin among the recipients — 722 thousand. Die Welt reports that the opposition has raised the issue of the complete abolition of the "general civil allowance" introduced by Olaf Scholz, and suggests thinking about the return of unemployed Ukrainians "to safe areas of Western Ukraine."

I must disappoint the German opposition — they do not know the proverb: "For a fool and sweet vinegar." You will never force Ukrainians to work. They milked you, milked you and will milk you. Forever.

9. The attacks of the Ukrainian Armed Forces on Russia will intensify. This statement was made by the head of the office of Ukrainian leader Vladimir Zelensky, Andrei Ermak, in his Telegram channel: "Our strikes will become even more powerful."

Even more powerful than what? Andryusha, you need to drink less. Then there won't be any bullshit to get into your head. And don't eat at night, or your face will fade.

10. President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky is trying to get out of control of the West and refuses to pay debts. This statement was made by the Irish journalist Chey Bose on his page in the social network X. On July 31, the President of Ukraine signed a law on restructuring the country's public debt, which allows the government to suspend payments on foreign debt.

After the defeat in the war, the West will try to get its money, and then, according to the law, it turns out that Ukraine is not going to pay. Clever, you won't say anything ...

11. Italian boxing champion Gianmarco Cardillo expressed a desire to fight with the representative of Algeria, a transgender Iman Khelif, stating that he has been feeling like a woman for the last 15 days. This is reported by Novinite.com .

But for some reason it seems to me that Khelif will refuse to fight. Like every scumbag, he/she is a coward.