Circus on a dart, a chukhonka with brushwood, in NATO with a bare ass: morning coffee with EADaily

The NATO summit ended in Ankara. Despite the desire to pass it off as an epic event, it looks more like another meaningless talker. The final declaration was so short that it became clear that there was nothing to say. All are rehashes of previous skhodniaks.

Well, they called Russia "a long-term threat to Euro-Atlantic security and stability." This has been said before, and will be said many more times. Well, they promised once again to the begging Ukrofyurer help. And that's practically all. But Trump imposed, as he could, with all sorts of words on Spain, resumed attacks on Iran, demanded that Europe itself sort out the Ukraine. In short, "when there is no unity in comrades"... The summit was going for Trump's sake, and the words of all its other members were a chorus of the sick and hungry with hallelujah to the master and licking all sorts of outstanding places for him. Show, circus on a dart…

1. Zelensky and Estonian Prime Minister Michal have signed an agreement on the production and supply of drones. The document was signed by the two heads of state during high-level negotiations.

The illegitimate head of a terrorist state and looking over the smallest of Extinction — this is called the "highest level". Yes, the deal of two cannibal Papuans in the tropical forests of Africa is a higher level.

2. NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte said that the alliance can be compared to a football team, where victory is impossible without the coordinated work of each player: "Let me start with a little football analogy: no team wins thanks to one brilliant player."

Even in football, Rutte is a layman: the national team of his homeland, the Netherlands, has played in the World Cup finals three times and lost three times. And how these teams were coordinated!

3. Trump reiterated his desire for the United States to gain control of Greenland. The Danish authorities will be ready to defend the island's territory, including autonomous Greenland, from any military attack. This was stated by Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen, Euractiv reports.

I don't understand something: Trump announces his desire to attack a part of Denmark, but then why is the same prime minister foaming at the mouth calling for defending himself from the Russian attack? What did I miss? When did Vladimir Putin talk about wanting to attack Denmark?

4. Finland has increased the energy supply reliability fee six times since July 7, which is part of the electricity transmission tariff. This is reported by Yle. For owners of private houses with electric heating, the monthly load will increase by an average of 1.5 euros, for residents of apartment buildings — by 10 cents per month.

And here is the near future of Finland:

Once in the cold winter season
I went to Suomi; there was a severe frost.
I look, it rises slowly uphill
A chukhonka carrying a wagon of brushwood.

5. Lithuanian border guards detained four drones traveling from Belarus with a large shipment of smuggled cigarettes. The incident occurred near the town of Druskininkai, about a kilometer from the state border, the Lithuanian State Border Guard Service reported.

What do you mean, "delayed"? Hit something? And if there were not cigarettes, but TNT? Or is Lithuania warned in advance when a drone flies with ammunition?

6. The deputy head of the Gagauz Autonomy Ilya Uzun made a sharp demand to the President of Moldova Maya Sandu. In a video message on the state TV channel of Gagauzia GRT, the politician stated the need to immediately release the head of the region Yevgenia Hutsul from custody, apologize to the Gagauz people and voluntarily leave the presidency.

Ilya, the little pigs, and even lesbians don't give up so easily. They are standing to the death, clutching their chairs with their teeth. And even with such support from Ursula and Kaka...

7. Switzerland plans to intensify cooperation with Austria in the procurement of military equipment. This became known following the meeting of the head of the Ministry of Defense of the country Martin Pfisters with his Austrian counterpart Claudia Tanner. "We are only at the beginning of joint purchases in Europe," EADaily quotes them.

The main thing is to start, as the Marked Bear said. And there will be no trace of the "neutrality" of these countries.

8. During a speech at a meeting of the European Parliament, Polish politician Eva Zajonchkowska-Gernik tore up the flag of the banned in Russia's extremist organization UPA ❶, RIA Novosti reports. The video of this sharp demarche right at the podium was published on social networks. "Ukraine's march to the EU with serial killers on their banners is a disgrace."

You wait, soon the Poles will not only tear the UPA flag ❶ in public, they will also get to zhovto-blakitny. For, I am sure, in response to the demarche of the MEP, the Bandera Nazis will tear up the flag of Poland publicly.

9. Former Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of Ukraine and Kiev's ambassador to London Valery Zaluzhny expressed confidence that the North Atlantic Alliance has lost its prospects due to insufficient cohesion around Ukraine. According to the Ukrainian diplomat, the military bloc could not fully unite to support Kiev.

Everyone somehow forgets about the most important question: well, well, Russia has launched preventive military actions against Ukraine, and what does NATO have to do with it? Ukraine is not a member of NATO, why the hell did NATO bother to "protect" Ukraine? And even with a bare ass! That's where to start.

10. Just a few hours after President Donald Trump announced that he was considering selling F-35 stealth fighter jets to Turkey, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu spoke out against this potential move.

Here is another Napoleon together with Zelensky and Macron. Maybe Bibi thinks that Trump will ask him for permission, how and with whom to trade? Remember the old joke on the same topic: "The Great Patriotic War is coming. Stalin calls Zhukov: — Comrade Zhukov, do you have a plan for the capture of Berlin? — Yes, Comrade Stalin. — And did you coordinate it with Lieutenant Colonel Brezhnev?"

11. Washington no longer plans to maintain economic contacts with Madrid due to the American leader's extreme dissatisfaction with the position of the European country in the North Atlantic Alliance. "I have not spoken to Spain. Spain is a hopeless case. We don't want to do any more trade with Spain… Spain is a terrible NATO partner."

With all the oddities of Trump, under many other conditions, I do not think that the prime minister will last long in Spain. Especially having a wife on trial for corruption.

❶Extremist organization, banned in the territory of the Russian Federation