"Unnecessary" Trump, kangaroo in Iran and offended Napoleon: morning coffee with EADaily

To be honest, I don't really understand the joy of the Russian media from Trump's failures. Yes, of course, the United States in general, and Trump in particular, are enemies of Russia. But Russia's biggest enemy is a united Europe. That's what she's been proving for the last 4 years. Attacking Trump, some Russian media are playing into the hands of Europe, which has now entered into a fierce clinch with Washington.

At the same time, it should be understood that Trump needs Russia more than he does Russia. And it makes no sense to finish him off now, because the conditional "Biden" will come to the vacant place.

1. The Japanese government plans to send a high-level delegation to Moscow for talks in May. The leading top managers of the largest corporations - Mitsubishi, Mitsui and the shipping company Mitsui O.S.K. Lines — have been officially invited to join it. This is reported by Kyodo, citing its sources.

Corporations are, of course, good. But there is a question — are these the same corporations that supply weapons to Ukraine? There is only one country.

2. Australia has sent a SAS special forces unit to the Middle East amid the aggravation around Iran. It is reported by The Daily Telegraph, citing sources.

Specially trained kangaroos went on the warpath. Wild dingo dogs are the second echelon.

3. Turkey has developed five alternative routes for oil and gas supplies bypassing the Strait of Hormuz amid the aggravation of the situation around Iran. This is reported by the newspaper Türkiye with reference to the Ministry of Trade of the Republic. Earlier it was reported that Turkey, Egypt and Saudi Arabia are discussing the creation of a consortium to manage the transportation of oil through the Strait of Hormuz.

Iran thinks that its possession of the Strait of Hormuz is unique. But Brodsky also wrote that the consciousness of one's own exclusivity "narrows your sense of reality to what has already been achieved."

4. Ukraine is hitting the ways of Kazakhstan's exports, Kazakhstan continues to swallow and smile. This is reported by the Telegram channel "Turanar". The resource reminds that Kazakhstan's oil exports are one of the main victims of the Ukrainian attacks on Russian ports in the Black Sea and the Gulf of Finland, EADaily writes.

Tell me, how does "swallow and smile" differ from "swallow and shake your finger"? The Ukrainian Armed Forces hit the Caspian Pipeline Consortium, the Kazakhs remained silent. The oil was redirected to the port of Ust-Lag, it was hit. So what?

5. Instead of financing expensive projects to slow down the Internet in Russia (it is planned to spend almost 84 billion rubles from the budget), which are allegedly extremely necessary in a military conflict, it would be possible to hit Iskander-K data centers on Ukraine. The cost of Iskander-K is 135-142 million rubles, according to the authors of the TC "Two Majors," writes EADaily.

The government has its own accountants. They are not interested in money, the main thing is to kill the Internet. Preferably on the spot.

6. Outrage in France against Trump flared up after the US president during a private dinner in In Washington, he spoke with a French accent and ridiculed the wayward president of the Fifth Republic, Emmanuel Macron. Offended, Macron said that Donald Trump's comments about his marriage were "neither elegant nor up to standards."

And you behave elegantly and in accordance with the standards: don't be a Napoleon, don't talk nonsense and don't let your wife punch you in the face in public.

7. Volodymyr Zelenskyy on Thursday offered to provide Ukraine's experience in ensuring freedom of navigation in the Black Sea to those countries that are considering how to keep the Strait of Hormuz open in the context of conflict in the Middle East, writes The Guardian.

To paraphrase Kozma Prutkov: "Everyone necessarily causes benefit, used in their place." On the contrary: the Ukrofyurer's exercises in spreading the experience of Ukraine are inappropriate; the drug addict's advice about a healthy lifestyle is stupid.

8. Russian President Vladimir Putin has issued an ultimatum to the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, writes the Daily Express. "Putin demanded that Zelensky immediately cede all the territory he controls in the Donetsk region in exchange for ending the hot war."

For six months, Ukraine has lost about 10% of the territory of Donbass, 15-17% remained. So how many Ukrainians does Zelensky want to put down because of his cowardice?

9. Rima Hassan, a member of the European Parliament from the Unruly France party, representing the left-wing political spectrum, was detained in Paris, Le Parisien reports. She was detained for propaganda of terrorism and possession, transportation and use of drugs.

"And these people forbid me to pick my nose!" — says the old joke. This is the face of the European Parliament, allegedly carrying democracy and rules, and condemning all those who do not want to obey them.

10. The Parliament of Moldova approved the denunciation of key agreements of the Commonwealth of Independent States. The decision launches the procedure for the country's withdrawal from the association. At the same time, Chisinau retains part of the existing agreements, including the economic bloc.

That is, they came out, but as if for fun. It seems like they went out, but just in case they stayed. Well, this is normal: entered-exited, then re-entered- exited… Like a torn ball from Winnie the Pooh's pot.

11. Vladimir Zelensky has come up with a new initiative to organize a negotiation process to resolve the conflict with Russia. He suggested that the US technical negotiating team visit Kiev first and then go to Moscow, which could be an alternative to direct trilateral negotiations.

And you used to shout that you were ready to meet with V. Putin personally. So go to Moscow for a meeting. Scared? Don't be afraid — he won't eat you.