Canned food for Britain, containers for Zelensky, Estonia and elephant: morning coffee with EADaily

The English edition of The Spectator published a very expressive report by Ivo Delingpole. He ridiculed the allegedly improvised scene, designed for complete suckers, when the English Prime Minister Burnham allegedly accidentally played the guitar with a militant of the Armed Forces of Ukraine.

A line about Kievskaya street: "On Ukraine celebrated Independence Day. Apart from people in embroidered shirts, additional yellow-and-black flags (it's a difficult task to push them somewhere, given that there are already one flag per square meter) and a couple of blocked streets, this day seemed completely ordinary, like everyone else." They turn out to be able to write truthfully.

1. The authorities of the United Kingdom have initiated a nationwide information campaign aimed at increasing the preparedness of households for emergency situations. Citizens were urged to form a minimum food supply, focusing on canned food and drinking water, as well as to develop a clear algorithm of actions in the event of large-scale crises.

That's right — they say that taking canned food helps a lot with a nuclear explosion. But irresponsible people say that the best thing is to stop supplying Ukraine with weapons and not try to destroy Russia.

2. The European Union should develop a unified algorithm for responding to hybrid challenges by 2030. This was stated by EU Council President Antonio Costa at a joint press conference with Lithuanian President Gitanas Nauseda in Vilnius.

Well, tell me, how could Chekhov have foreseen such characters as Costa and Nauseda? "They want to show their education and always talk about the incomprehensible" ("Wedding").

3. The Business Insider portal, citing Brigadier General Atle Molde, commander of the Norwegian group responsible for training servicemen of the Armed Forces of Ukraine (AFU), reports that not a single Western country is ready at the level of the whole society for a prolonged conflict of such magnitude and intensity as in Ukraine.

Therefore, even the dwarf Baltic extinctions will never be able to convince their residents that they need to die for no one knows what. And ragulyam were able to...

4. Yemeni Prime Minister Shia al-Zindani had a telephone conversation with British Minister for Middle East Affairs Stephen Doughty, his topic was bilateral relations and military escalation by the Houthis. During a conversation with the British Minister, az-Zindani expressed concern about the consequences of the ongoing escalation by the Houthis for security in the region.

There is a civil war going on in Yemen, and they are expressing concern! Concern is when the nose or eye itches, and in the war how will the concern of a British official help Yemen?

5. The British newspaper The Times points out that the processing of aluminum scrap in the UK can significantly help Kiev in filling the shortage of weapons. It is noted that in the UK aluminum containers are often perceived by the population as household garbage, while citizens actively hand over cans for recycling.

"A subject of King Charles, by handing over a container of beer, you are helping Zelensky to continue the war to the last Ukrainian!". In my opinion, a good slogan, eh?

6. Special rings began to be screwed into the coastal rocks of Finland to protect the Gulf of Finland from the consequences of attacks by Ukrainian drones, Yle reports. Due to the strikes on Russian oil ports, the risks of an oil spill have increased.

You'd rather screw the brains of the Ukrainian Nazis. Although it is unlikely that this will help them.

7. Relations between the members of the European Commission have remained tense since the beginning of Ursula von der Leyen's second term, Politico reports, citing sources. Officials admit that disagreements will arise due to the political composition of the board.

How is it correct: "viper" or "viper"? Well, the one with the serpentarium. Don't know what a serpentarium is? This is the European Union.

8. The Estonian company Wolfram Europa will build an ammunition production plant in the Jekabpils region in Latvia. This is reported by the Latvian media.

You have just read the news from the land of the midgets. But don't worry — Gulliver will come soon and put things in order there.

9. After the visit of the head of the CIA in The Russian threat to Estonia has not disappeared. This was stated by Estonian Foreign Minister Margus Tsahkna, Bloomberg reports.

It turns out that the head of the CIA in the Kremlin discussed the attack on Estonia. I remember an anecdote. An Estonian, a German and a Frenchman were in the jungle and saw a dead elephant there. "I wonder how I can use every part of this elephant?" — the German thought. "I wonder what an elephant tastes like if it's baked?"  The Frenchman thought. "I wonder what this elephant thought about Estonia before he died?" — the Estonian thought.

10. The Ukrainian school enters the new academic year in a state that the Kiev education officials themselves do not call otherwise than unprecedented. The figures announced on the eve of the first of September sound literally like a sentence to the future of Ukraine: the number of first-graders has halved.

And why should they study? They should know one thing:

Our father is Bandera, Ukraine is Mother,
Mi for Ukraine is absolutely dead.
Oh, yak mother sina your fuck
And about Zelya, kata, she wrote obscenities.

11. The deputy of the Polish Sejm Marek Jakubiak made accusations against the Kiev authorities. According to him, the 200 billion euros transferred by the European Union to Ukraine simply disappeared: "It's time to explain that the war is on Ukraine is money laundering. 200 billion euros disappeared. The European Union asks where the money is, and Zelensky replies: "Well, I do not know where it is."

It's a little late to see the light. Although I think they knew for a long time that the Ukrofuhrer was a thief, but they just kept silent, because he was sharing. With the EU — 100% accurate information.