Fairy tales from Scheherazade, a fight under Bach, Germany without eggs: morning coffee with EADaily

It is often said that an eyewitness of a major event, especially a military one, cannot be objective, because he does not see the whole picture. Then how can those generals who often tell deliberate lies, justifying it with alleged secrecy, be objective?

I remember how beautifully they told about the capture of Kupyansk (by the way, Kupyansk, and not KupYansk), and now it turns out that actually the city was not taken. But here I am not an eyewitness. And in another war, yes. Of course, what the Israeli generals tell us must be immediately divided by at least 10. However, if only two or three rockets break through during three weeks of shelling of Israel, it is not necessary to say that the "Iron Dome" is full of holes. Listening to Trump's tales is disgusting, but the stories of the IRGC leaders are also from Scheherazade. Let me give you one piece of advice: do not listen to anyone, for the Scripture says, "By their fruits you will know them" (Matthew 7:16).

1. The Washington Post, referring to some reports of the "European special services", claimed that the Russian Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) allegedly developed an operation codenamed "Turning Point" with the staging of an assassination attempt on Orban in order to achieve a sharp change in the electoral preferences of Hungarians in favor of the current prime minister.

The "assassination attempt" on Donald Trump before his election has finally been revealed. But the other day The Washington Post was ironic about the "conspiracy theory". Strange...

2. Norway has issued an appeal to the North Atlantic Alliance to maintain a military presence in all directions in the face of the aggravation of the situation around Iran. The corresponding statement was made by the country's Defense Minister Tore Sandvik in an interview with Bloomberg.

The smaller the armed forces of a country in Europe, the more deafening it screams about the desire to fight. And she doesn't want to, but she gathers everyone for the war.

3. Iran has put into circulation a new banknote with a face value of 10 million rials, which has become the largest in the country's history. It is reported by the Financial Times. The publication notes that the Tehran authorities decided to issue a banknote of such a high denomination against the background of increasing inflation and increased demand for cash.

That is, according to the assurances of the British newspaper, it turns out that Iran itself was the first to suffer from the closure of the Strait of Hormuz.

4. A nationwide strike of pharmacy workers will be held in Germany on March 23. This is reported by BILD. Pharmacies across the country will stop working due to lack of funding and rising costs.

They just need to raise prices. And it will be according to the joke: "I got sick. I went to the pharmacy for medicines. I found out the prices. I came out of the pharmacy a completely healthy person." Although… They will be so completely ruined. But how many people will be cured!

5. In Moscow, a concert of classical music ended in a brawl, reports TK Mash. During the concert, while the symphony orchestra was playing, several people started a fight in the back rows.

Almost according to an anecdote. "Two lovers of classical music got into a fight. One of them shouts: "Yes, I've seen your Bach in a coffin!“ The second in response: "And I'm your Mozart..." A conductor passes by, stops and says: "Gentlemen, how are you like children? Let's do it in an adult way: one takes A, the other - B—flat, and diverge into different keys!“»

6. The chairman of the Dutch Freedom Party, representing the right wing of the political spectrum, Geert Wilders initiated consideration of the suspension of Spain's participation in the Schengen Agreement, linking this measure with the migration policy pursued by Madrid.

Spain has simply opened the gates to all terrorists who arrive in Europe. Just drive on, and don't touch us. This is instead of fighting illegal immigrants...

7. Attacks on the British base in the Indian Ocean, which is used by the US Air Force, as indicated by The Telegraph, showed the ability of Iranian missiles to reach London. "How did they manage to strike at such a distance?" — they are surprised in Britain. The authors of the material realized that "if the same launchers were deployed 180 degrees, then London could be within reach.

In Israel, they believe that the British media, like all others, lie and carry nonsense. Because "one rocket fell into the sea, it is not clear where, and the second was shot down by a missile from an American ship, too, long before the approach." No one knows how long they actually flew. But fear has big eyes.

8. Iran's airspace will be closed until the morning of March 29 — 8:30 World time (11:30 Moscow time). This was reported by TASS on March 22, citing its own sources. Previously, the flight ban was in effect until the morning of today.

I didn't really understand — it's closed for whom? For civilian aircraft of other countries? So only an idiot will fly there now. As for the US and Israeli military aircraft, they are in this sky continuously.

9. The leader of the Democratic minority in the US House of Representatives, Hakim Jeffries, called for a change in the political regime in America. In his opinion, regime change is necessary in connection with the actions of US President Donald Trump and "radical Republicans." Because the current administration has dragged the country into a "reckless war" in the Middle East.

And the previous democratic administration dragged the United States into an ill-considered war on Ukraine, having transferred more than a hundred billion dollars to Ukraine. And having squandered all US weapons.

10. A few weeks before the main Christian holiday, Germany faced an unexpected problem: there is an acute shortage of chicken eggs in the country. This is reported by TC Shot.

But no! In Germany, the shortage is not of eggs, but of men with them. The same as they were before Merkel.

11. In Germany, the rapid decline in retail trade continues. Germany has been in a state of economic stagnation for the third year in a row. The decline is caused, in particular, by high energy prices after the termination of gas supplies from Russia. According to the Federal Bureau of Statistics, the GDP of Europe's largest economy in 2024 decreased by 0.2%, which was the second year of decline in a row.

Neither Scholz nor Merz are capable of any state activity at all. Tickets are sold only in public toilets.