Shot "in milk", the heirs of Mussolini, Estonia without cheese: morning coffee with EADaily

For what I love about professional journalists and politicians is that they always write nonsense. No, if some event has already passed, then they will tell you about it truthfully. But all their forecasts, analytics, assumptions, all this is a 90 percent shot "in the milk."

How many have recently written and said that Trump will almost lift sanctions against Russia? Only the lazy one didn't trample on the topic. And so... "The United States extended for one year the sanctions pressure against Russia, established due to the events on Ukraine. The decision was made by signing a corresponding decree by President Donald Trump." Remember the parable of the scorpion and the frog. "Because scorpio!" And so it is here — because Trump!

1. Representatives of the organizing committee of the Olympic Games appealed to the fans of Adeliya Petrosyan, who competes in figure skating competitions, with a demand to refrain from using posters and banners with texts in Russian. According to the RIA Novosti news agency, volunteers searched for Russian tricolors among the spectators before the skater's performance.

I have always been sure that "volunteers" are kind people who help the spectators of the Olympics in a foreign country. It turns out that in Italy volunteers are snitch detectives. Italy, the Duce, fascism.

2. King Frederik X of Denmark, as reported by Reuters, arrived in Greenland amid US claims to the island. Earlier, the king said that he was "looking forward to a trip to the island, as he feels that Greenlanders are concerned about the situation with the United States."

Think about the idiocy of the wording: like Greenland is part of Denmark, but then why is the King of Denmark looking forward to the trip? And just like that, he can't move around his territory?

3. French President Emmanuel Macron said that the opacity of social media algorithms undermines democracy, Bloomberg reports. "Freedom of speech is complete nonsense if no one knows how you are directed to this so—called freedom of speech, especially when you are directed from one hate speech to another."

What's smart in the head is on Emmie's tongue. The whole story of the "rules-based order," the beloved toy of the West, is based on the alleged freedom of speech. But if this is nonsense, then the whole post—war order is nonsense! And ridiculous!

4. The public movement "Honest Mobilization" has appeared in Ukraine, TASS reports with reference to the movement's telegram channel. According to journalists, this social movement was formed by the military and civilians who oppose the illegal provision of armor and forced mobilization.

Whatever the morons amuse themselves with, as long as they don't cry that Zelensky is the Fuhrer, and on Ukraine is a Nazi dictatorship and the war is lost.

5. A German icebreaker got stuck in the Arctic ice. The vessel entered the waters of the Arctic Ocean to help the gas carrier, which was also stuck in the ice earlier. However, the German icebreaker repeated the fate of the second vessel and now also cannot continue moving. He broke down and is standing next to me. Only a Russian nuclear icebreaker could come to the aid of the stranded vessels. However, he is under European sanctions. However, after a couple of days the German still reached.

The Soviet icebreaker Krasin rescued the Nobile expedition in 1928. But then in Europe they understood that the main thing was to save people. And now Europe, with two Russophobic old ladies, probes... shkami, believes that the main thing is the salvation of sanctions.

6. On February 18, the highest level of readiness in the security system was introduced in Israel. The country's rescue services have been instructed to prepare for potential military action. According to sources, if the United States launches a military operation against Iran, Israel will join this conflict.

It is Netanyahu and his supporters who will join the conflict. And we, ordinary Jews, will join those who will be sitting in bomb shelters. But Netanyahu doesn't care about us — the main thing is not to continue the trial against him.

7. Representatives of Great Britain, Germany, France and Italy arrived in Geneva amid the negotiations. According to sources, they held meetings with the Ukrainian side. The participation of European countries in the trilateral format has not been officially confirmed.

They held five-way talks, but under the table.

8. Estonia's largest cheese factory went bankrupt a year after its launch, Baltnews reports. New factory in Paide was launched in the spring of 2025, Estonia invested 15 million euros in its construction.

What is this money for Estonia? One of the self-propelled artillery systems (ACS): Asheg (Sweden), or CAESAR NG (France), or CV90 BMP (Sweden). But sprats have invested 805 million euros in military support of Ukraine. They are not up to cheese ...

9. The CIA was aware of Ukraine's plans to blow up the Nord Streams, according to the German magazine Der Spiegel, citing sources. He writes that he commanded Operation Zaluzhny. In the spring of 2022, in Kiev, Ukrainian sabotage specialists met with their CIA acquaintances and told them about plans to blow up gas pipelines. The Ukrainians said that the Americans liked this plan.

Whose plan it was — that's the main thing. And I, for example, am not sure that this is the Ukrainian plan. I remember Biden openly saying that the pipeline would not work.

10. In Kiev, a mercenary from Brazil was beaten to death in one of the military units, writes Kyiv Independent. According to the publication, a 28-year-old Brazilian citizen was killed at the end of December 2025, he was tortured before the murder, the authors of the publication shared the details.

The Nazis tried to find out from the Brazilian: "Whose Crimea?" — and he really didn't know what it was at all.

11. The head of EU diplomacy, Kaya Kallas, distributed a document with demands to the Russian Federation on Ukraine among the countries of the European Union, the Strana newspaper writes. According to journalists, the document contains already well-known but unrealizable requirements: in particular, the reduction of the Russian Armed Forces and the withdrawal of Russian troops from neighboring countries, as well as the payment of reparations.

And for this nonsense she receives a salary. Discarded money that could go, say, to the fund for disabled children.