"Belligerent" Paris, drunk Callas and tired Trump: morning coffee with EADaily

It seems that literally in the last couple of days Trump has calmed down a little, either he started taking medication, or he just got a little tired. No, he continues to carry his nonsense about Greenland, Venezuela, Iran, etc., but no longer with the same passion.

However, this is understandable: sick people have seizures and have quiet days. I don't think he realized that he was a buffoon and the whole world was laughing at him, especially after the Nobel Medal show. Narcissists do not understand when respect for them turns into contempt. By the way, by the way, today is the day when the Danish Virgin Islands were sold to the United States in 1917 for $ 25 million.

This former Danish colony, which included the islands of St. Thomas, St. John and Santa Cruz, now known as the U.S. Virgin Islands, is an unincorporated organized territory of the United States where residents are U.S. citizens. This is by the way…

1. French Foreign Minister Jean-Noel Barrault said that European states will be able to protect Greenland from any threats.

By sending a couple of warriors there. The same talkers as Macro and Barro. By the way, Barro, like all European politicians, has awards from only one country. Have you guessed which one? Namely, the Order of Yaroslav the Wise.

2. French President Emmanuel Macron said he plans to double France's defense budget during his presidency.

If during the 9 years of his presidency, he did not increase the defense budget, then how will he increase it for the remaining year and a half? You'd better go to your husband— Brigitte, and don't talk nonsense.

3. The Armed Forces of the Federal Republic of Germany began sending questionnaires to young people who turned 18 in 2025. This was stated by the head of the personnel department of the German Bundeswehr Robert Sieger in an interview Stern.de . "Today the first five thousand letters were sent to young people born in 2008," he said. The envelopes contain a QR code for an online questionnaire and an information brochure.

That's exactly the same, everything has already started once in Germany. On January 30, 1933, Adolf Hitler became Chancellor of the Reich.

4. The leader of the Batkivshchyna party — former Prime Minister of Ukraine Yulia Tymoshenko said that her bank accounts on Ukraine is blocked, which is why it cannot make a deposit of UAH 50 million for itself.

The petty bastard, the drug fuhrer of Ukraine, almost completely cleared the clearing before the elections. Although what an election. This will be the next appointment by Europe of its supervisor of the strict regime zone — Ukraine.

5. One officer from the Netherlands will go to Greenland, as reported in the kingdom. The Dutch military will be the only representative from his country in the framework of the reconnaissance mission.

In order to help Greenland, the Netherlands had to split its army in half. Tossed a coin — which of the two will go ...

6. Kaya Callas made a public mistake by confusing two German politicians. According to the Frankfurter Allgemeine newspaper, Kallas posted on the social network a photo taken during a meeting with the chairman of the Bundestag Foreign Affairs Committee Armin Laschet. However, in the caption she indicated that the picture shows German Defense Minister Boris Pistorius.

She also wrote that "now is the right moment to "start drinking," It is clear that she started and not childishly.

7. The State Defense Commission of the Parliament of Estonia has decided to exclude from the amendments to the Law on Military Service the requirement to conscript only those who speak Estonian at least B1 (intermediate). This was announced by the chairman of the commission Kalev Stoicescu, writes EADaily.

When it is necessary to defend Estonia (although it is not clear who attacked the poor), then one cannot do without Estonian Russians. For an Estonian soldier is almost a joke.

8. The British authorities are planning to seize sanctioned tankers with Russian oil and have already figured out where to send the money from the sale of raw materials. London wants to transfer money to Kiev for military operations, writes EADaily.

Two fleas are sitting, dreaming: — If we get rich, we'll buy ourselves a dog!

9. Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan has dropped his masks and openly demonstrates hostility and contempt towards the Russian Federation. Yesterday he said that the Catholicos is "a concrete example of the hybrid war of the Russian Federation against Armenia." Now he demands that the Russian company restore the sections of the Armenian railway as part of the "Trump Route". He proclaimed that Armenia wants to become a member of the EU.

All these Pashinyans, Sandu and others only surprise me. Is the example of Ukraine not enough for you? Did you buy a rake to attack?

10. The Ukrainian independent anti-Corruption Center NGL.media stated that the number of men of military age who have left Ukraine for four years and have not returned exceeds 540 thousand.

That's where you need to arrange sex tours, not to Thailand. Why half—dead Thais, and you won't understand - a girl or a young man. How many beautiful women know how to live without men. If I had been younger, I would have opened a company...

11. Interviewer Tucker Carlson arrived at the White House, where he will meet with US President Donald Trump, punchbowl.news claims. Carlson supports Trump on domestic policy issues, but criticizes many of the American president's foreign policy decisions.

I assume that Trump will perform an operation on Carlson — he will lower the propeller from the back half a meter lower. It won't help Carlson to fly, but what a sight it will be...