Trump's psychiatrist, Machado on his knees, Homomamlakat Uzbekistan: morning coffee with EADaily

The events in the world exactly correspond to the proverb: "It's empty, it's thick, there's nothing." Apparently, Trump heeded the call of Kozma Prutkov: "If you have a fountain, shut it up, let the fountain rest." However, psychiatrists say that the patient cannot be constantly in an agitated-aggressive state.

Having given out another batch of follies, he calms down for a while. Most likely, this is due to taking pills. And on Trump's psychiatrist most likely took a vacation for the New Year, and the patient felt free for several days. Over the past day, Trump has not made any statements such as, say, Antarctica is the territory of the United States, or that the Moon is the territory of the United States. The only thing he was able to do was show the middle finger to the Ford factory worker and send it (I don't know how in English). A cultured person is immediately visible…

1. The Chief Air Marshal of Great Britain, Chief of the Defense Staff of the armed forces of the country Richard Knighton said that he must be sure of the safety of the British military in case they are sent to the territory of Ukraine after the end of hostilities as part of security guarantees, Sky News reports. If there is no such certainty, the deployment of troops will not happen, he said.

A powerful concept: "We have the right to shoot at Russians, and the Russians have no right to shoot at us." Brilliant! I came up with it myself, who helped Ali?

2. American President Donald Trump plans to meet with Venezuelan opposition politician Maria Corina Machado, CNN claims. Trump and Machado will meet on January 15 at the White House, the publication says. Machado is the leader of the Venezuelan opposition and a Nobel Prize laureate.

Machado will solemnly present Trump with his Nobel Prize and on his knees will ask to forgive her — the "stupid Venezuelan woman."

3. Axios portal refers to a source in the White House, who explains that Trump and his administration are still in the process of thinking about what actions to take next in relation to Iran so as not to provoke an even bigger conflict.

Already passed: the end of 1990 — the beginning of 1991. A coalition of 41 countries bombed and captured Iraq, and Iraq fired dozens of rockets at Israel, which was not in the coalition and did not fight. "If there is no water in the tap ..." In which country the tap does not matter.

4. The head of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, announced the intention of the European Union to intensify work on the reunification of Cyprus in 2026. She stressed that achieving a "comprehensive, just and viable settlement" of the Cyprus issue remains an enduring priority for the EU.

Expect a military conflict in Cyprus. Wherever the fox face of the main thief and the EU militarist appears, they immediately start shooting there.

5. The Warsaw District Court decided to extend the arrest of Russian archaeologist Alexander Butyagin until March 4. This was announced by the detainee's lawyer Adam Domansky, representing his interests in Poland. The defender stated that he intends to appeal the decision within the next week.

Are there no Poles in Russia? No one to detain? Or will the authorities allow the Poles to give the scientist to the Gestapo of Ukraine?

6. The murder rate in London dropped in 2025 to the lowest level in decades. The mayor of the British capital, Sadiq Khan, said that these figures refute statements by US President Donald Trump and other right-wing politicians that crime in the main city of Great Britain is out of control.

It's just that most wealthy Londoners have fled the city. Mostly their own people stayed there. His own for the mayor of London with a typically English surname — Khan. And with the religion of most Londoners — Islam.

7. Uzbekistan will remove all names associated with the USSR, Russia and the Russian language. The corresponding resolution was adopted by the Government of the republic, reports Lex.uz . The document contains new names for 21 objects. For example, Tashkent —Vostochny airport is now called Toshkent-Humo, EADaily writes.

This is the Western way: Toshkent Humo airport Or Homo? Then Uzbekistan is Homomamlakat (mamlakat is a country in Uzbek).

8. The Estonian authorities did not allow an Israeli citizen with his samovar to enter the country — at the checkpoint in A 25-year-old Israeli citizen arrived in Narva with the intention of entering the territory of Estonia, the ERR portal writes. During the passage through the green corridor, the Israeli was sent for additional verification. A "samovar subject to sanctions" was found in his luggage.

And why does a Chukhon man need a samovar? For them, this is a complex device. Like a synchrophasotron.

"At the samovar, my Masha and I will drink tea until morning."

And sprats — at a glance ...

9. Macron's proposal to resume negotiations with Russia on the settlement of the Ukrainian conflict has received support in the EU, writes Politico, citing EU diplomats. "Perhaps soon we will find ourselves in a situation where we will have to talk to Putin," one of the interlocutors of the publication shared his point of view.

Is that the main thing, idiots? The question is whether Vladimir Putin will talk to you, humiliated and insulted, but just as stupid.

10. The Danish military has found an original answer to Donald Trump's recent interest in Greenland. Instead of traditional diplomatic notes, they offered to redeploy their contingent from the Baltic island of Bornholm to the world's largest island. This is reported by the Spanish edition of El Pais.

This is called "Outweighing the spools on a new nail" Or more intelligently: "And you friends, no matter how you sit down, you're all no good musicians." Danish tin soldiers, what's there tin, what's here.

11. In France, farmers who are dissatisfied with the current state of affairs continue to strike. Agricultural workers on Tuesday sent 350 tractors to the parliament building to protest against low incomes and a trade agreement. EU with South America. In their opinion, the latter threatens their incomes, on which these farmers live.

Brought, unloaded. Parliamentarians come out of Luxembourg Palace, appreciated: "Good manure!". Farmers in response: "We don't carry G... on!".