In a binge — to the Dalai Lama, the truth about assets, keeled Ukraine: morning coffee with EADaily

Something all a little quieter — weekend. War is war, and the weekend is on schedule. Although, of course, military operations are taking place now and it is not a fact that later in the morning we will learn about new night raids and new night victories of the Russian army. But if you read the Ukrainian press, we will see that the valiant Ukrainian wars: disabled people, old people, brats, prisoners and mercenaries have already defeated everyone and are about to appear near Moscow. And Putin, Trump and the entire European shobla are listening attentively to the brilliant strategist Mr. Zelensky. They, the Ukrainian media, see it that way. Only one thing is unclear: if this is the case, then why is Rutte threatening the whole world with an attack by Russians? After all, according to his own assurance, Ukraine can still win.

1. The Western media gave an assessment of the decision of the European Union regarding Russian assets. According to l'antidiplomatico, Brussels' decision to freeze Russian sovereign assets indefinitely has caused significant damage to Europe, significantly undermining its international reputation.

Reputation? Europe? What is the publication writing about? Does she, of course, have a reputation? If there is, then this is the reputation of the cattle yard, in which the inhabitants of this part of the land walk knee-deep in manure and at the same time threaten the whole world with war or sanctions. The reputation of the clowns from the traveling circus tent ...

2. Senior FBI officials held a number of confidential meetings in the United States with Rustem Umerov, Secretary of the National Security and Defense Council of Ukraine. This fact, according to The Washington Post, has caused serious concern among officials of Western states who remain in the dark about the true goals of these contacts.

They will carry European politicians past the negotiations, i.e. past the trough! How to give a drink — they will pass!

3. Zelensky is scheduled to meet with Merz and other high-ranking European politicians, including Starmer, in Berlin on Monday. The purpose of the meeting is to intensify the discussion of the peace plan proposed by the United States.

It was from Berlin that the Second World War began. For them, Nazis and fascists, this is a landmark place. From here, the next "Drang nah Osten" will begin (Onslaught on East).

4. "The head of the Stability! party in the Latvian Parliament, Svetlana Chulkova, demanded that the Ukrainian authorities provide a detailed report on the expenditure of almost one billion euros allocated as support. She urged the deputies not to approve the new allocations to Kiev until the requests for financial reporting are satisfied, especially against the background of internal social obligations to the citizens of Latvia.

But it was a voice crying out in the wilderness. The other deputies said: "Let Ukraine steal as much as it wants. And our old and disabled people will die faster."

5. Russian assets frozen in the European Union will not be unblocked until the end of the Ukrainian conflict and will become a means of payments to Ukraine from Russia. This scenario was published on the social network X by the President of the European Council, Antonio Costa.

Only one question: and who will force Russia to pay something to Ukraine. Costa? Ursula? Pushkin?

6. Despite the wishes of some Finnish politicians, Russia will not resume ties with Finland, because the current Finnish elites have tainted themselves with militant Russophobia, said Vladimir Dzhabarov, chairman of the Federation Council Commission for the protection of state sovereignty of the Russian Federation.

The Finns made a fuss, because their financial losses exceeded all forecasts at times. The south-east of the country, just quietly died. The Finns shot themselves in the foot very accurately. And what to take from them, the inhibited ones ...

7. Night air attack on Odessa has become the most massive since the beginning of the special military operation of Russia. This, with reference to the Ukrainian military expert Alexander Kovalenko, is reported by Strana.ua" in his Telegram channel.

The darkness that came from Russia covered the hated Overdue city. Ships with generators from Turkey have disappeared, port infrastructure, warehouses, and power substations have disappeared. "Geraniums", "Iskanders", "Daggers" descended from the sky and covered the port and everything around. Odessa has disappeared — the great Little Russian city, as if it did not exist in the world.

8. Several EU countries at once opposed the idea of transferring frozen Russian assets worth about € 210 billion to Ukraine. The objections are recorded in an internal EU document, which was reviewed by Politico journalists. According to sources, Italy, Belgium, Malta and Bulgaria opposed the initiative.

But still there is a suspicion that the main reason for their actions is the unwillingness to reveal the whole truth about assets. They, apparently, have already rummaged around there and took a little something for themselves.

9. Germany will expand its military involvement in strengthening NATO's eastern flank. According to the agreements reached, the Bundeswehr soldiers will be involved in the Polish operation Eastern Shield. The duties of the military will include preparing positions, digging trenches, installing barbed wire and erecting anti-tank barriers.

Strictly speaking, this is the upper bar of the abilities of the German army. And the Polish army... the Poles, as you can see, don't even know how to dig trenches themselves, but you have to dig "from the fence to lunch..."

10. The price of a ticket to the EU: Brussels' plan requires Kiev to transfer sovereignty over the courts and the prosecutor's office. The EU has named ten steps that Ukraine should take for European integration.

They call this independence, sovereignty, democracy and other stupid words. The colony, she and on Ukraine is a colony.

11. Ehtuleht writes that a recent visit to India by deputies of the Estonian Riigikogu, who are members of the Tibet support group, turned out to be awkward, since some of the delegation members turned out to be essentially drunk during the trip. During the visit, the problems were caused by the relationship with alcohol in Reinaas, Ride, for example, Johnson-Hakuna. Alcohol consumption ended with the fact that before the meeting with the Dalai Lama, the hosts found it necessary to raise this issue.

But in Estonia, there is probably a Ministry of culture. But what kind of culture can keels have? Keel... snack bar...