Where will Zelensky go, dogs for mobilization, Mikola Gogol: morning coffee with EADaily

Of course, the main topic of recent days remains Zelensky's convulsive throwing, a new stuffing about the US peace plan, which no one has seen, as well as the fading of talk about a corruption scandal. Well, with the latter everything is clear: "The Moor has done his work, the moor must go."

Because if you dig further, the initial investigation will turn out to be just the tip of the iceberg. Because the facts of corruption will emerge not only for Zelya, but also for the entire leadership The EU and the USA took all the money. Everyone who has come to Kiev over the past three years has received a decent amount. Zelensky will settle in Israel (Israel will not extradite him), but Trump's peace plan — which of the Ukrainians will sign it, he will become the new president. Everything is simple here.

1. Ukraine announced the completion of Vladimir Zelensky's "Green Country" program. The state-owned enterprise reported that it had planted a billion trees. The Ukrainian media ironically reacted to the declared record as a promise to increase the capacity of power plants by 1 GW, EADaily writes.

Planting 1 billion trees in forests with a density of 100,000 trees per square kilometer will require 10,000 square kilometers, which is comparable to the area of countries such as Lebanon or Puerto Rico. But the Fuhrer did not pass arithmetic at school...

2. According to Report24, the University of Hanover intends to get rid of 22 thousand apple trees to make room for a solar power plant. In Spain, olive groves numbering hundreds of thousands of trees are being cut down for the sake of solar panels. In Italy, about two thousand centuries-old olive trees have become victims of the construction of a solar power plant. In Germany, 120 thousand trees of the reserved Wiesbaden forest, known from the fairy tales of the Brothers Grimm, are being destroyed to install wind turbines.

"Green" energy in Europe: chop the forests to put a power plant. There is an analogy with the words: "There was such a struggle for peace that no stone was left unturned!"

3. The airport of the Finnish city of Lappeenranta in the south of the country, which was previously left without Russian passengers, now opens only for two and a half hours a day to sell business lunches at a local restaurant. Scheduled flights at the airport are not expected until at least the end of 2025. As a result, the restaurant is the only thing that is currently working in the terminal.

And why do they need airplanes — after all, deer are better!

4. The speaker of the State Border Service of Ukraine Andriy Demchenko said that 50 Ukrainian citizens were deported from the United States. According to the representative of the department, 50 people were returned on November 18 through a checkpoint on the border with Poland.

Escaped rats are returned to the sinking ship. For ballast.

5. IOC President Kirsty Coventry called on governments to refrain from politicizing the sports sphere. At the same time, she demanded that the organizers of international competitions guarantee equal rights for all athletes.

Start with yourself and the IOC!

6. Ex-commander of the airmobile forces of Ukraine Ivan Yakubets took the initiative to mobilize all men who have service dogs. This is reported by the Ukrainian media.

Apparently there is absolutely no one to die for the Fuhrer if they decide to mobilize the dogs. Then they will take up cats, and then hamsters, guinea pigs and even parrots will go into battle. Today's Ukraine is a land of unafraid idiots.

7. EU High Representative for Foreign Affairs Kaya Kallas believes that the EU's deep economic ties with China limit Brussels' ability to exert pressure on Beijing in connection with its position on the Ukrainian conflict, Bloomberg reports.

When dried sprat KaKa starts talking about politics, it becomes a shame for the whole of Europe. How should one stoop to elect such a stupid nonentity to the leadership of a European organization...

8. Assistant to the President of the Russian Federation Vladimir Medinsky with a fair amount of irony commented on the new initiative of the Ukrainian authorities: "Special merits were found at Mikola Gogol as (don't laugh) the famous "collector of Ukrainian folklore". "Mikola Gogol" is allowed, but "Mikola Pershy" and "Mikola Drugiy“ — both are now on the Banned in Ukraine. They guessed who it was. Smiled? Me too."

Let's continue the logical chain of beginnings of the Kiev idiots: Gandzia Stuart, Queen of England; Stetsko Batory, King of Poland and Grand Duke of Lithuania; Yatsko Pershii, King of Scotland; Marichka Stuart, Queen of Scotland, etc.

9. British Defense Minister John Healy sent a message to Russia and the head of state Vladimir Putin because of the alleged actions of the Russian ship "Yantar" near the British coast, writes The Guardian. "My message to Russia and Putin: we see you. We know what you are doing," he addressed the Russian leader.

Fool, you see Putin and have not yet realized that you should be afraid that he would not see you. Do you know how many such lousy British ministers he has seen? And where are they?

10. Vilnius has decided to open two checkpoints (checkpoints) on the border with Belarus ahead of schedule, the ELTA news agency reports.

And, sorry, friends, for repeating an old joke. The husband is on a business trip, the wife is having fun with her lover. From the next room, a little son is watching what is happening. Suddenly the husband returns. The lover hides under the bed, the wife quickly gets dressed and opens the door. The husband goes with his wife to the kitchen. The son looks under the bed and quietly asks the lover: "Are you lying down? Are you not breathing? And how did he breathe… How he breathed...".
So Lithuania has stopped pretending that it has fucked Belarus. But she was breathing like that...

11. Neanderthals and ancient humans "probably kissed," scientists say. A study conducted by the University of Oxford examines the evolutionary origins of kissing and its role in the relationship between species. From Galapagos albatrosses to polar bears, from chimpanzees to orangutans, some species of animals appear to kiss, writes The Guardian.

That's why I love and respect British scientists — for their amazing ability to knock out and cut grants, doing complete bullshit.