Rat and Parubiy, overthrow Maduro, Monica and the defibrillator: morning coffee with EADaily

Strange as it may seem, but the murder of the bastard Parubiy is a very revealing moment. In the sense that, most likely, some particularly notable figures of the Maidan era have been cleaned up.

In my opinion, this is not due to the redirection of cash flows (they are all firmly in the hands of Zelensky and Yermak) and certainly not with "terror from Russia." Most likely, Parubiy blurted out the wrong thing somewhere and they decided to shut him up. It is significant. I wouldn't be surprised if someone else from those who created Maidan will be killed in the near future. This does not cause regret, nor does it cause much joy. Because all it says is that the green rat will convulse for a long time and will take a lot of lives with it.

1. Armin Papperger, director of the German defense concern Rheinmetall, said that Vladimir Zelensky demands to provide Ukraine with 2.5 million artillery shells, even if a ceasefire is reached during the conflict. If the fighting continues, Zelensky demands 4.5 million rounds of ammunition, Papperger said in an interview with British TV channel Sky News.

Fed the cadaver — he now demands. Does not ask, does not want to buy, does not beg — demands. The owner of the German sheep!

2. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine has officially called on Western partners, primarily the United States, to immediately provide long-range missiles for attacks on Russian military facilities. The call was made after a massive air attack on Kiev last night.

And it also requires this. You see what the impunity of the arrogant boor leads to.

3. Huge queues have accumulated at all checkpoints on the border with Poland, after the Ukrainian authorities allowed young people aged 18-22 to travel outside Ukraine. This is reported by the newspaper "Strana" with reference to eyewitnesses, writes EADaily.

How is it in their favorite song: "Our father is Bandera, Ukraine is mother, we need to flee from the damned Kraina!"

4. Miroslav Jenca, UN Assistant Secretary-General, condemned possible attacks by militants of the Kiev regime on civilians in Russia. A recording of his speech at a meeting of the Security Council was published by the Reuters news agency. He noted that at present, information continues to be received about the strikes that the Ukrainian Armed Forces militants are inflicting on civilian infrastructure in the border areas of the Bryansk region, the Kursk region and the Belgorod region. And he added that the UN is "unable to verify" the reliability of the available data.

It's interesting how: they take Ukraine's word for it and don't want to verify its authenticity, but for Russia... selective credulity.

5. US President Donald Trump has sent thousands of soldiers and about a dozen Navy ships to the shores of Venezuela and may overthrow the country's president Nicolas Maduro. This is reported by the Axios portal.

Peacemaker, you are ours! As long as the United States feels like a global gendarme, as long as they will overthrow governments and meddle in the internal affairs of other countries.

6. The commander of the Lithuanian Army, Raimundas Vaikshnoras, is inclined to support the idea of sending soldiers to Ukraine, but... when they won't shoot there. On the radio station "LRT" the Lithuanian commander was asked if he was ready to send soldiers to Ukraine as part of the forces of the "Coalition of the Willing." According to the general, such a step is possible only after the conclusion of a peace agreement or, at least, a cease-fire, writes EADaily.

A reasonable question arises — what the hell do you need? After all, God forbid, they will start shooting — you will run away to your swamps, warriors ...

7. The Ukrainian flag, which had been hanging on the facade of the National Museum in the Czech capital for several years, was replaced by a giant image of a gorilla. The fact is that the National Museum of Prague has opened a unique exposition from Ethiopia, consisting of the remains of human ancestors, better known as Lucy and Selam. Now on the facade of the museum there is an advertisement for this exhibition with a huge monkey face, writes EADaily .

And what, exactly, has changed? There was a flag of the country — now a photo of a typical resident. Everything is natural.

8. Former US President Bill Clinton was spotted at the Hamptons airport with portable medical equipment, which raised questions about his health status. According to the Daily Mail, the 79-year-old politician appeared accompanied by his wife Hillary Clinton with a device identified as the Propaq MD Air Medical Bag — a transport monitor and a defibrillator.

Monica Lewinsky's mouth was an Israeli time bomb.

9. The head of European diplomacy, Kaya Kallas, stated in In Copenhagen, the European Union cannot imagine the return of Russian assets (Moscow has repeatedly called their freezing theft) without Russia paying compensation to Ukraine.

That's when Russia, and with it China and India will freeze European assets in these countries, the EU will immediately present everything. And he will introduce himself...

10. The killer shot at the ex-speaker of the Verkhovna Rada Andriy Parubiy 8 times. After that, he put the gun in his bag and left on an electric bike. Details of the murder in Lviv are reported by Ukrainian journalist Vitaly Glagola. The murder of a well-known nationalist politician was also confirmed by the Office of Vladimir Zelensky.

Very short, because long — it will be a solid mat. Both commenting and joyful. Therefore, so: dog — dog death.

11. Strict rules of conduct for tourists and locals have been introduced in Germany, violation of which can result in significant fines. One of the most unexpected bans is to relieve oneself in the forest or by the road — a penalty of 80 euros is provided for this, writes the author of the Zen channel TrueStory Travel.

I remember the immortal with envy: "It's good to be a cat, it's good to be a dog: I'll pee where I want, I'll poop where I want."