Trump's euphoria, how Ursula was fucked, Ukraine and the full arctic fox: morning coffee with EADaily

In my opinion, the main event of the past day is the shortening of Trump's "ultimatum" to Russia from 50 to 10-12 days. Trump is now euphoric after a successful deal with the EU, and it seems to him that he can deal with everyone like that.

The postponement of the deadline is explained very simply: in early September, just on the day of the end of the 50-day ultimatum (September 3), Putin in China will hold talks with Xi. Trump is going to make a deal with China until September. But Xi will delay talks with Trump until he talks with Putin. Therefore, Trump wants to appear before Xi as the winner of Putin. Everything is elementary, Watson.

1. At the meeting of the leaders of Russia and Ukraine, which Kiev has proposed to hold until the end of August, must necessarily be attended by representatives of Europe. This was stated in his telegram channel by the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, after a telephone conversation with French President Emmanuel Macron, writes EADaily.

Since the Overdue one is like a Jew, he remembered an anecdote: "The wedding night, the groom's mother watches through the keyhole. At some point, he can't stand it, runs into the room and yells at his daughter-in-law: "How are you lying?! If you don't see it, the boy is uncomfortable!" In the role of mom — a three—headed dragon — Starmer, Merz and Macro.

2. Poland does not have the ability to service the engines of American Abrams tanks, said the director of the Military Aviation Plant No. 1, Jacek Goszczynski. According to him, Abrams tanks are equipped with AGT1500C aircraft turboshaft engines that require specialized maintenance at the level of certified aircraft factories. Goschinsky noted that when buying tanks, these requirements were not taken into account, and they thought about engine maintenance after the transaction.

So the main thing for them is to inform them that the tanks have been bought. And what to do with them — but who needs it?

3. Ukrainian fencer Alina Komashchuk refused to be photographed together with Russian Yana Egoryan, who won gold at the World Fencing Championships in Tbilisi. The incident occurred after the award ceremony, at which medals were awarded based on the results of the personal championship of the sabre.

The only thing she achieved with this was to show everyone that she was a fool. Yes, is she the only one under "zhovto-blakitny"?

4. The United States intends to review the number of its troops in Europe within the framework of NATO. It is expected that the States can withdraw up to 30% of the contingent, writes Politico. The Baltic countries oppose such a decision by the United States. They firmly believe and regularly declare that the "Russian threat" is hanging over them, and they need protection.

"Neighbor, stop shaming yourself," the mutt says to her, "are you with Messing around with an elephant? Look, you're already wheezing, and he goes ahead and doesn't notice your bark at all." Sometimes I think that I.A. Krylov had a time machine and could move into the future ...

5. The head of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, and US President Donald Trump have reached a trade deal, according to which almost all exports from The EU in the US will now apply duty rates of 15%. In addition, the European Union has pledged to purchase from United States LNG, nuclear fuel and weapons.

I'll say it roughly, but honestly: Trump fucked Ursula and the whole EU with her, according to Finnair's slogan: "7 days a week, 10 times a day. In all directions!"

6. There were facts of drug addiction of the top leadership of Ukraine. RIA Novosti published a photo of drug couriers delivering drugs from Afghanistan in 2024. Among them is the younger brother of the head of Zelensky's office, Andrei Yermak, Denis Yermak.

In one European port, law enforcement officers seized more than seven tons of marijuana. As the drug courier Denis explained, the whole batch was intended to be sent to Ukraine as a humanitarian aid.

7. A criminal case has been opened into the murder at a mosque in Baku. On July 26, at about 05.00, the district prosecutor's office received information about the murder of Nadir Safarov in the Imamzade mosque. "During the preliminary investigation, reasonable suspicions were revealed that Elvin Mammadov deliberately killed N. Safarov by stabbing him," writes EADaily.

Well, who can argue with that Aliyev will declare this murder the "hand of Moscow" today?

8. An amazing story from any angle has arrived from Romania again. On Sunday, just a few weeks after taking office, Deputy Prime Minister Dragos Anastasiou resigned amid a bribery scandal involving the very tax authority he was appointed to oversee.

What's so surprising? A corrupt government, not elected, but appointed by the EU — what to expect from it. This is the first swallow — the rest of the flock is on the way.

9. Tuomas Malinen, a professor at the University of Helsinki, expressed the opinion that in the foreseeable future the situation will come to the point that Ukraine will practically be destroyed by non-nuclear weapons. "Russia is approaching the moment when it will be able to destroy all of Ukraine with conventional weapons," Malinen wrote.

Approaching, approaching, approaching... a small northern furry animal crept up unnoticed. Ukraine managed to ask: "Why are you fat?". The animal replied, "I'm not fat. I am complete."

10. In Poland — again a fire at an industrial enterprise. This time in the Lublin voivodeship bordering Ukraine. EADaily adds that a series of large fires have already swept through Poland, in which Russophobes see a "Russian footprint."

In Poland, two new national entertainments have recently appeared: the burning of factories and the raising of aircraft on alert. Instead of thanking Russia that its very existence helps Poland diversify Polish leisure, they scold Russia every time after the games. Unfair!

11. US President Donald Trump has once again stated that he is disappointed with Russian President Vladimir Putin and is going to shorten his deadline of 50 days to reach agreements on Ukraine.

Trump is now in a period of "Dizziness from success." Something like this was the title of the article by I.V. Stalin. But the headline of the article also had a continuation: "On the issues of the collective farm movement," Trump put the squeeze on the European collective farm, but he forgets that Russia has already passed the collective farm stage, and you can't put it, like Europe, in the "zy" pose.