Prince Lemon of Baku, visas from Alexander III, girls for the shopping center: morning coffee with EADaily

It's quiet today, but it's temporary. London, together with Paris, managed again, once again, to set fire to the South Caucasus — Armenia and Azerbaijan. Two quasi-states, which became such at the beginning of the 20th century only thanks to Russia, decided that they had already grown up and become real states.

In fact, there are two little Fuhrers there — one by inheritance, the other by misunderstanding, and both want to ignite a new Ukraine. Stupid, counterproductive. The euphoria of their invulnerability will soon pass and difficult trials await them. Especially Armenia.

1. After the detention story in Yekaterinburg members of the organized criminal group Azerbaijan unexpectedly found pathogenic bacteria in onion rings from Russia and destroyed fast food. This is reported by the Azerbaijani media with reference to the Food Security Agency.

The Azerbaijani ruler, Prince Lemon, attacked the Russian Cipollino. Protecting his fellow bandits. Apparently he hasn't read the books and doesn't know how it ended...

2. The Minister of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine Andriy Sibiga gave a sharp response to the words of Slovak Foreign Minister Juraj Blanar, who called for establishing a dialogue with Russia, noting that once you need to "forgive everything that happened." "Those who have not lost anyone in this war have no right to make such statements," Sibiga wrote on the social network X.

And who did Sibiga lose? Let's ask a different question — how much did he earn in this war?

3. The Lviv regional military Administration (OVA) allowed men to travel abroad based on appeals from the fictitious organization Humanitarian Hope of the Nation, which were signed allegedly by the Russian Emperor Alexander III and contained the logo of Gazprombank. This is reported by the publication Ukrainska Pravda.

Are the documents signed by Ivan IV also valid?

4. The German Federal Ministry of Defense cannot find where part of the funds allocated to finance the Kiev regime are stored. This statement was made by the newspaper Bild. "Simply put, the Pistorius ministry hopes to find another 900 million outside the federal budget," the publication noted.

Invite Sherlock Holmes, Nat Pinkerton, Poirot, Miss Marple, Nero Wolfe, Magre and Major Pronin to search. Although even a schoolboy will tell you who stole the money...

5. A captured member of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, Alexander Kolesnik, said that the military commissars of the territorial recruitment centers of the Kiev regime hire girls who help lure men out for subsequent forced mobilization. He shared the details with RIA Novosti.

Creative… The conclusion suggests itself — no figs to go to the girls, the wife will not give up. Although... the Ukrainian wife can.

6. From today, July 1, changes in the pension system concerning women will come into force in Moldova. The retirement age for them is increasing by six months and will now be 61 years and 6 months. This is the next stage of the reform aimed at gradually equalizing the retirement age of women and men (retire at 63), writes EADaily.

Here's a gender policy for you — cleaner than any LGBT * +. What is there to figure out, who is a woman, who is a man — all trannies.

7. The Czech company Leseft International s.r.o. from Ostrava is engaged in mediation in the supply of components for Russian missiles. This was stated by a number of Ukrainian media.

The Czechs should have understood for a long time who they are dealing with — Ukraine, if desired, will attack even its closest friends. But Russophobia obscures Czech eyes.

8. The Royal family of Great Britain decided to abandon the branded special train. It will be decommissioned by 2027, said the custodian of appropriations for the maintenance of the British monarch, James Chalmers. "The decision to begin the process of decommissioning the royal train was made with the support of His Majesty King Charles III," the British TV channel Sky News quoted Chalmers as saying.

Does it take 2 years to decommission one train? Is it going to be disassembled by cogs?

9. Charge d'affaires of Georgia Giorgi Saganelidze was summoned to the British Foreign Office after the Tbilisi City Court handed down prison sentences to a number of opposition politicians. This is stated in a statement by the British Foreign Office.

And then what in England is called interference in the internal affairs of another country? Or is it a simple confirmation that the Georgian opposition is funded by Britain?

10. The Ministry of Internal Affairs of Azerbaijan announced the detention of seven employees of the Sputnik agency office in Baku, RIA Novosti writes. The operation was carried out on June 30, but the details of the incident were not disclosed. The Azerbaijani Interior Ministry did not specify whether the detainees have been charged or how long they may be in custody.

The usual bandit attack on the Russians. What charges, what law? And Peskov puts a good face on a bad game: "he expressed the hope that the Russian journalists detained in Azerbaijan will be released." Blessed is he who believes...

11. Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban said that almost the entire population of the country opposes Ukraine's accession to the European Union. "2,168,431 Hungarian citizens opposed Ukraine's accession to the EU, which is 95% of those who took part in the referendum," he said.

I think that if such a referendum is held in any EU country, the results will be, if not the same, then similar.

*Extremist organization, banned in the territory of the Russian Federation