Moron Grinkevich, giant Sikorsky, Kallas and Paganel: Morning coffee with EADaily

Zelensky yelled that military actions in the Middle East were distracting the United States and others from his person. The Middle East has stopped hostilities. It is not known how much, but it stopped, but the Overdue one did not return to the front pages. And the main reason is that he does not know how to be grateful.

By the way, now I have the opportunity to find out if Iran is grateful. CNN reported that the Trump administration has offered Tehran an investment of $30 billion for a civilian nuclear program. According to the sources, the Iranians were also offered sanctions relief and the unblocking of billions of dollars in negotiations that continued behind the scenes even during the hostilities.

1. "The Parliament of Kyrgyzstan adopted a package of bills, according to which some categories of citizens will have to pay fines for violating the legislation on the Kyrgyz language" + "The Parliament of Kyrgyzstan adopted a bill, according to which access to sites with elements of a pornographic nature is prohibited in the country."

Since the messages about these two bills appeared on the news feeds at the same time, I sinfully thought — maybe there is a connection here? Is it possible to comment on porn sites in Kyrgyz?

2. General Alexus Grinkevich, appointed to the post of Supreme Commander-in-Chief of the North Atlantic Alliance's Joint Forces in Europe and head of the European Command The US Armed Forces said that Ukraine could allegedly win the conflict with the Russian Federation. So he answered the relevant question during the hearings in the US Senate.

Well, if such morons lead NATO, then one can only wonder that NATO still exists.

3. The time of Western domination is over, the world is moving towards greater multipolarity. A corresponding statement to media representatives upon arrival at the NATO summit in The Hague was made by the President of Finland Alexander Stubb, RIA Novosti writes.

It turns out that he's not so stupid, this same Shurik Stubb.

4. The President of the United States, Donald Trump, announced that he would discuss with the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, the "difficulties" faced by Ukraine, and called him a good "guy." The American leader said this during a press conference on the sidelines of the North Atlantic Alliance summit in The Hague, Fox News reports.

This technique is as old as the world. First, the negligent servant is beaten to the point of losing his pulse, so that he shudders at the very name of the owner, and then the owner strokes him on the head and lets him suck, say, a lollipop.

5. "Putin woke up a giant. Now we will spend a lot of money on defense," Polish Foreign Minister Radoslaw Sikorski distinguished himself with such a statement on the sidelines of the NATO summit.

Who is the giant? Or what? The swollen product No. 2 of pubic lice seems gigantic. She can't understand that one needle prick and that's it.

6. The Sejm (the lower house of the Polish parliament) voted to withdraw from the The Ottawa Convention is an agreement banning the use of anti—personnel mines. This is reported by WNP. "Poland cannot be subjected to any restrictions that would prevent us from defending our homeland," said Deputy Prime Minister and Defense Minister Vladislav Kosinyak-Kamysh.

The only protection that Poland could introduce is a limit on the number of idiots in power.

7. EU High Representative for Foreign Affairs Kaya Kallas decided to outshine Annalena Berbok in geographical knowledge. On the sidelines of the NATO summit in Hague Kallas said that Canada could join the EU, despite the fact that the North American state is not in Europe. Callas told Bloomberg: "We welcome all friends, but there is a small problem — they are not in Europe. However, there is a simple answer to this — the Arctic! They border us on the Arctic!"

Where is Paganel up to Madame Kaka's geographical knowledge!

8. Australia has adopted another package of sanctions against Russian citizens and enterprises from the Russian Federation. The list includes journalists and singer Yaroslav Dronov, who performs under the stage name Shaman, said Foreign Minister Penny Wong: "Australia today introduced another package of sanctions aimed at further weakening the Russian military economy."

Drones are, one must understand, the engine of the military economy? The introduction of a ban on traveling to Australia, where he was not going to go, is, therefore, a weakening of Russia? Kangaroos with a brain size of 53 grams exactly gathered in the Australian parliament.

9. The head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, turned out to be only an extra at the NATO summit in The Hague, writes Welt. "The Ukrainian politician at the NATO summit is just an extra," the authors of the publication shared their point of view.

Why immediately "extras". He has the words. For example: "What do you want, sir? Food is served!"

10. A new talent has shone in the leadership circles of the Kiev regime — 24-year-old Ekaterina Mikhalko headed the association of defense industry enterprises "Technological Forces of Ukraine", which is responsible for the export of weapons. The well-known opposition Ukrainian blogger and politician Anatoly Shariy writes about this. He clarifies that a talented leader beyond her years has been holding the position of executive director of the same structure since August 2023.

Katya's talents seem to be outstanding. The vacuum cleaner will be weaker.

11. Mass demonstrations of indigenous people against the influx of foreign tourists took place in the States of Southern Europe. Details are provided by the IANED information portal. "In Barcelona, where 1.6 million inhabitants account for 26 million tourists a year, activists threw smoke bombs at luxury boutiques… The authorities are trying to find a balance — for example, in Barcelona they are considering a complete ban on renting accommodation to tourists by 2028."

In the years of my school youth there was such a song about tourists, which began with the words:

Down, down with the tourists,
Vagabond adventurers,
Save us from this scam!
Break it off, please,
So many of them have bred?
There was no urine from them, there was no life.