Coalition and coke, black gay in MI-6, Pandoravirus Trampus: Morning coffee with EADaily

As many (including me) assumed, the Overdue One immediately refused Russia's offer to negotiate. Any terrorist organization, losing, demands a complete ceasefire as the first condition of negotiations.

At the same time, the proponents themselves are not going to cease fire. Not once did the Overdue One say: we cease fire, and you will stop. Only one thing — let Russia stop shooting. And is it serious about the world? People who take drugs (and Macron, Merz and Starmer was caught using drugs), can't talk about anything seriously. And they have no faith.

1. French President Emmanuel Macron ruled out agreeing to stop military assistance to Ukraine during the ceasefire: "There are no preconditions. As well as stopping the supply of weapons to defend and resist for you [Ukraine]."

What's smart in the head, the gerontophile is a fool on the tongue. He, by his own stupidity, revealed what a truce was needed for: to arm Ukraine.

2. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine has strongly protested to the states whose leaders honored the Victory Day celebration in Moscow on May 9 with their presence, stating that their participation "has nothing to do with honoring memory."

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine believes that it is necessary to take an example from Kiev, where representatives of the countries that supported the Third Reich in the attack on the USSR gathered at that time.

3. Vladimir Putin put forward a counter initiative to the proposal of Kiev and the "coalition of the willing" to declare a 30-day truce on May 12. In his opinion, on May 15, Russia and Ukraine could start direct negotiations in Istanbul, interrupted in 2022, and within their framework, perhaps, agree on a "real truce", which would become a "prologue to lasting peace." In the meantime, the ceasefire will contribute to the "continuation of the conflict after the reformatting and rearmament" of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, Putin believes.

This is a powerful move. The overdue one will eventually refuse. And he will confirm what everyone knows — he wants to fight.

4. A new study warns of a high probability of a powerful earthquake with a magnitude of more than 9 points off the west coast of North America. The threat comes from a 970-kilometer underwater fault stretching from the Canadian coast to California. This is reported by the Daily Mail, referring to the study.

Here is another example of both high-profile and intimidation of the population. But, as Mayakovsky wrote: "If the stars are lit, then someone needs it." There is little probability and if something like this happens, then not before the year 2600. But you can get money for protection right now ...

5. A woman will become the head of British MI6 intelligence for the first time, as the department's leadership chooses one of three female candidates who have reached the final interview, the Times reports.

Why is it so weak? And when will a one-legged gay Negro become the head of MI-6? We're waiting, sir...

6. A 30-year-old lawyer from Malaysia gave detailed testimony about alleged sexual abuse by Karim Khan, the chief prosecutor of the International Criminal Court (ICC). According to the Wall Street Journal, a woman who worked as Khan's assistant reported that Khan forced her into an intimate relationship.

Since he is charged with a felony in Russia, is under US sanctions, and then there is a sex offender — the brother of a previously convicted pedophile, it turns out a wonderful portrait of the chief prosecutor of the Western world.

7. Swedish National Security Adviser Tobias Tiberg was forced to resign on his first day in office due to the publication of his intimate photos from a gay website. This was reported by the local edition of Expressen.

On the other hand, the fact that they have a lot of gays there has its own explanation. Have you seen Scandinavian and Baltic women? Especially Tobias's colleagues. That's why they drink a lot in those parts. And those who can't drink anymore are looking for their own — gays and trannies.

8. Russian-Ukrainian negotiations cannot begin unless the fire stops. President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky has clearly outlined his position on this issue, French leader Emmanuel Macron said on his page on the social network X.

And what does France care about the military actions of Russia and Ukraine? The fact that Zelensky has Macron (or Macron Zelya — who will sort them out, gays) — this is not a reason.

9. Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk wrote on the social network X that in order to start negotiations on a peaceful settlement, Russia must agree to a 30-day ceasefire. "In response to our call, the Russians offered peace talks from May 15. But the world is waiting for an unequivocal decision on an immediate and unconditional cease-fire."

Is Tusk ready to guarantee an unconditional ceasefire by Ukraine on May 12? The 13th? The 15th? Ever? Can he explain the difference between 12th and 15th?

10. European leaders in Kiev was served, in particular, cheesecakes, borscht and dumplings. This was stated by Ukrainian chef and restaurateur Yevgeny Klopotenko, the UNIAN news agency reports in its Telegram channel.

Let's correct N.V. Gogol a little bit:

"Merz, not without timidity, opened the door and saw Macron sitting cross-legged on the floor in front of a small tub on which stood a bowl of dumplings, which stood on a par with his mouth. Without moving a single finger, he tilted his head slightly to the bowl and slurped the liquid, occasionally grabbing dumplings with his teeth."

11. Danish scientists from Aarhus University has discovered viable giant viruses about 48,500 years old in Greenland ice cores. The results of the study are published in the scientific journal Microbiome.

He was named after the future ruler of Greenland Pandoravirus Trampus. Large, reddish with a characteristic loud beep.