Kiev-thimble, the revival of the Reich, Macron and the goldfish: morning coffee with EADaily

The first impression of Trump's stormy activity was gone, and a steady feeling began to appear that all the steam had gone into the horn. Most likely, it was just such a surge of demagoguery, which will soon turn into a routine of unsuccessful cases. It's a pity, of course, but there's nothing you can do about it — this is the USA, where words have long replaced real deeds. And Trump will soon become as much a subject of ridicule as Biden.

1. The European Commission expects Kiev to comply with the memorandum on minerals signed with the European Union in 2021, despite the deal with the United States. Ukraine is still free to cooperate with the European Union in this area, EC spokeswoman Lea Zuber said.

Ukraine and the European Commission deceived. Believing Ukraine is the same as believing thimbles.

2. The Italian press accused French President Emmanuel Macron of trying to promote his candidate for the post of pope, the French newspaper Le Monde reports. "Macron even wants to choose a pope," another Verita publication is indignant. "Macron even climbs into the conclave," the third "Libero" is indignant.

From the original edition of Alexander Pushkin's fairy tale "About the Goldfish":

The old woman says to the old man:

"I don't want to be a free queen,

I want to be the pope!"

3. NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte suggested that allies in the bloc spend 3.5% of GDP on defense, as well as another 1.5% of GDP on other defense-related expenditure items. According to Reuters, citing sources, this proposal was made to "satisfy Donald Trump's demand to achieve the 5% target," designated as the ultimate goal."

I have forgotten the name of the lady (however, the man), who tries to satisfy all the rich men. People like Trump.

4. The youngest offspring of the British monarch Charles III, Duke of Sussex Harry failed in an attempt to challenge the decision to end police protection related to the refusal of the status of a current member of the royal family.

Everyone can be kings, but if you are not a king, not an heir, but just like that, a spare, then you can't do anything.

5. The US CIA has released a previously classified archive, revealing the details of the project to search for extraterrestrial life forms. According to documents published by the Daily Mail, as part of a top-secret operation, American intelligence agencies allegedly detected signs of an alien presence. Two possible bases on Earth are mentioned — in Alaska and in Africa.

The main argument: "And I was kidnapped by aliens! I only remember a dim light bulb, some buttons, upward movement ...". Who would explain to the CIA that these are just memories of a drunk who was being taken in an elevator.

6. The Polish military command launched an operation last week to ensure the security of the country's airspace, including over the Baltic Sea, Radio for Self reports.

Who are they defending themselves from? Who is attacking them? At least one example! Probably read a lot of CIA reports about aliens. You need to drink less. The reeds were noisy...

7. International NATO military exercises involving about 30 German helicopters are taking place in Lithuania, TASS reports. 30 units of attack helicopters were sent to Lithuania for maneuvers.

That's who the Poles need to fight. With those who are preparing to fight and attack. But not to defend in any way.

8. US Secretary of State Marco Rubio criticized the decision of the German authorities to recognize the Alternative for Germany party as a right-wing extremist organization. In his opinion, such measures contradict the principles of democracy and represent a hidden form of tyranny.

This is not tyranny. It's just the rebirth of the Reich. The fourth. Led by Merz, a descendant of the Nazis.

9. Singer Kristina Orbakaite does not intend to give up and plans to "defend the right to speak in front of her audience in Latvia in court." She reacted to the cancellation of the summer concert and the ban on entering this country with an angry post on social networks. Orbakaite stressed that she had never taken part in political conflicts and did not support them. She is sure that music and the stage are a place that unites people, and not a reason for separation.

Let him explain this to his mom and the next stepfather.

10. Britain at the official level refused to use self-propelled artillery installations "E-es-90": this installation proved to be ineffective in the conflict on the Ukraine (London handed over 32 such ACS to Kiev). The main weakness of the equipment is the engine, electronics, electric motor of the tower hydraulics, generator.

The Scouts of Great Britain gave their word to Starmer and the entire Labor Party to collect as much scrap metal as possible and donate it to Ukraine.

11. Vladimir Zelensky said that Kiev cannot guarantee the safety of foreign guests of the May 9 parade in Moscow.

The attack on the Victory Parade in Moscow will be the last conscious action of the Overdue. For who can guarantee the continuation of his vile life?