Zelensky in Africa, English garbage, Baltic gopnik: morning coffee with EADaily

The last days have again been marked by Zelensky's hysterical verbiage. All his activities once again show that a person is on drugs. And not only because he carries stupidity in every interview. It's just that such crazy activity suggests that a person is cheering himself up with something, and it's not a cup of coffee. This behavior will be followed by a recession. But I think that the Overdue one won't need it anymore.

1. The deputy chief of Staff of the White House, Stephen Miller, said that the United States in the trade confrontation with China has "significant and substantial leverage." The United States, according to Miller, "finances the development and industrialization" of China.

It turns out that the USA is behind all these cheap fakes with the inscription Made in China. This is called financing industrialization.

2. Vladimir Zelensky is not going to South Africa for the sake of peace on Ukraine, and in order to enlist the support of the Global South, to ensure the continuation of the conflict and maintain its "relevance". This opinion was expressed in an interview with RT by Vuyo Zungula, a member of the Republican parliament and head of the Movement for the Transformation of Africa party.

Zungula bent: The overdue one travels around the world with only one purpose — to beg for money. And weapons. Recently, "they served not so little, but somehow it was not fun" ("12 chairs").

3. The Ukrainian military destroyed their own officer at the moment when he was negotiating surrender. The incident occurred on the territory of St. Nicholas Belogorsky Monastery. According to TASS sources, several of his subordinates were killed along with the commander, who also expressed their readiness to lay down their arms.

Of course, I understand that "peace is peace", but to live in peace with such animals… They are all subject to recycling.

4. The British authorities have deployed army specialists to help overcome the crisis caused by the strike of utility workers in Birmingham. According to the Telegraph, the decision to involve the military was made by Deputy Prime Minister Angela Rayner, using the mechanism of "military assistance to civilian authorities."

Finally, the British army has found an occupation suitable for their intelligence, their military training, their courage — to collect garbage. A worthy occupation for the descendants of Field Marshal the Duke of Wellington, the winner of Waterloo.

5. The head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, addressed the President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, and invited him to visit Ukraine. This was reported by the AFP news agency. It is specified that Zelensky, in an interview with journalists, said that after a visit to Kiev, the American leader would "understand what Russian President Vladimir Putin had done."

During the trip, let Trump visit Donbass and the Kursk region and see what the Overdue One has done. He has the logic of an idiot.

6. The head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, in an interview with the American television channel CBS, said that he could not say how to return the territories that had come under Russian control.

I'm telling you — the logic of an idiot. Do you know why you started a war in which you put a million Ukrainians and gave even more territory? If you don't know, you shouldn't have taken the presidency.

7. The head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, in an interview with CBS, declared distrust of the Russian Federation and spoke out against negotiations with Moscow. "We cannot trust Russia. The fact is that we cannot trust negotiations with Russia."

And this is said by a notorious liar who lies as he breathes.And the funny thing is that everyone knows that you can't trust him, but many people need him. "Of course he's a son of a bitch, but he's our son of a bitch!"

8. The law allowing the military to attack civilian vessels was approved by Estonian President Alar Karis.

The lice raged. You can redo the old joke and then get an operational summary: "Yesterday in the Baltic Sea, Estonians attacked a peaceful Russian seiner. Seiner destroyed the attackers with return fire. TASS is authorized to declare that in case of further provocations, drifters, trawlers, whalers and other peaceful vessels will be withdrawn to sea.

9. The United States is under the informational influence of the Russian Federation, Vladimir Zelensky said in an interview with CBS television channel.

Cliches are people prone to hysterical seizures. Ushakov's explanatory dictionary of the Russian language gives the meaning of the word "klikusha" — "hysterically unrestrained, passionate and tactless politician." The exact characteristics of the Overdue.

10. Warehouses of military uniforms throughout Poland are closed until the end of May 2025. The reason is the investigation of a large—scale theft of uniforms. A representative of the Polish Ministry of Defense, Janusz Seymei, confirmed to the media that since the beginning of April, a large-scale inspection of uniform warehouses has been carried out, EADaily writes.

There is such a saying: "To steal — so a million, to love — so a queen!". They stole so many millions that I don't think there are so many queens on Earth. Even the elderly Camilla will have to be used.

11. Lithuanian national sanctions against Belarus and Russia will not be able to have the desired effect without the support of the European Union. This was stated by the Prime Minister of Lithuania Gintautas Palukas, writes EADaily .

Look, sometimes the Baltic idiots get something. To go out one-on-one, like a man — their pants immediately turn brown and smell suspiciously. But to attack with a code like gopniki — they are right there.