Cocaine for a Zealot, a cultural shish and Romania is not a country: morning coffee with EADaily

"Everything is as before, everything is as before in this city," Yevtushenko once wrote about Moscow. "Everything is as before in this City," Bulgakov, a native of Kiev, called his birthplace. We can repeat everything as before: Kiev is sending drones to all new cities of Russia, half-crazy old women and snotty youth are setting fire to ATMs, decision-making centers in Kiev are safe and sound, weapons are being brought over the bridges across the Dnieper. And Russia... "We will threaten the Swede with expulsion," it continues to threaten. However, as many like to say, the command knows better, and not from the couch to give advice.

1. The American government has allocated huge sums for cocaine for dogs. This is reported by Donald Trump's Department for improving the efficiency of public administration (DOGE), which will be headed by Elon Musk. One of the most controversial projects was the introduction of cocaine to dogs, for which $ 2.3 million was spent.

I apologize to the dogs who may take my words as an insult, but this very project was created specifically for one dog — a Zealebob.

2. The Finnish authorities will consider the issue of the return of Ukrainian refugees to their homeland, writes STT with reference to sources. The head of the Migri expulsion department, Olli Koskipirtti, noted that Helsinki's new policy on refugees from Ukraine is based on the fact that there are areas on the territory of the former Soviet republic that have not been affected by hostilities, so people can return back.

Honestly? They could have stayed there. Look at their place of residence in the passports of these refugees — solid Western Ukraine.

3. A serious conflict may arise if Zelensky gives an order to ban the transit of Russian gas to Slovakia through Ukraine, Prime Minister of the Republic Robert Fico said. Plus, Fico said that Zelensky offered him 500 million euros in the form of a bribe for agreeing to accept Ukraine into NATO, according to Readovka. The head of the Kiev regime wanted to take the declared amount from Russian assets frozen by the West.

This is the bottom. Or maybe the bottom is that the whole West is silent about this?

4. Ukrainian schoolchildren began to use the Ukrainian language less for communication. Thus, the percentage of people who consider the Ukrainian language to be their native language has decreased in the country, the Ukrainian edition of Strana reports, referring to the statement of the language ombudsman Taras Kremin, who is popularly called "Sprechenfuhrer." "Unfortunately, this year there are obviously signs of a slowdown in Ukrainization," the Kremlin quoted EADaily as saying.

Ukrainization —
Stupid action.
If you speak on the move,
You've got a lot of culture in you.

5. American astronauts 61-year-old Butch Wilmore and 58-year-old Suni Williams arrived at the International Space Station in June and were supposed to return home in just eight days, the Daily Mail reminds. However, their mission was delayed for several months after NASA decided in September to send the faulty Starliner capsule back empty. Now NASA has announced that their expected return will take place ten months after they left Earth.

The most excellent cosmonautics — Western media and experts assured us. It is visible...

6. US Army soldiers stationed at military air bases in the UK could not effectively resist dozens of unmanned aerial vehicles (UAVs). It is reported by the London newspaper The Times, specifying that these drones appeared in the sky over military facilities in the period from November 20 to November 26.

You can resist an attack. And the UAVs flew peacefully over the air bases. But if they tried to resist them, the drones could respond ...

7. American entrepreneur and billionaire Elon Musk called on German Chancellor Olaf Scholz to resign immediately after the terrorist attack in German Magdeburg. In his social network X, the businessman expressed the opinion that Scholz should leave his post as soon as possible, since he is an "incompetent fool," writes EADaily.

Sometimes I regret that I am not a billionaire and therefore incompetent fools do not hear my opinion about them.

8. A man who drove a car into people in Magdeburg was in a state of drug intoxication, Bild newspaper writes, citing its sources.

It is strange that he was not declared a Russian terrorist. Although there have been attempts. The main thing for the German authorities is not to declare him a Muslim terrorist. There are enough of them in Germany without him. Tolerance...

9. Scholz criticized Duda because of his call to confiscate frozen Russian assets worth € 260 billion. This is reported by the British newspaper Financial Times. Sources of the publication noted that during the dialogue the German Chancellor "barked" at the President of Poland. According to them, he scared other participants of the meeting with such an action."

And how else dogs should communicate. The German Shepherd barked at the Pomeranian Pomeranian — everything is fine.

10. Finnish Prime Minister Petteri Orpo said that the border with the Russian Federation remains closed. The Finnish authorities think that if it opens, Russia will allegedly send migrants to their country without proper documents.

And that Russia is sending refugees to the whole of Europe? And the Ukrainians also go through Russia? And most importantly: how are you going to fight with Russia if your border guards cannot restrain unarmed refugees?

11. The Romanian tax Service ANAF has established that the TikTok campaign of the winner of the canceled first round of the Romanian presidential election, Calin Georgescu, was not paid for by Russians, as Romanian intelligence initially assumed, but by the pro-European National Liberal Party of Romania (PNL). About this, referring to the result of the ANAF analysis, the portal writes Snoop.ro .

That's the whole Western democracy! If a judge can cancel an election, then this is not a democracy, and even — this is not a country, but a Walking Field.