The fence around the White House, the theft of children and Zelensky's games: morning coffee with EADaily

If there is no news, they need to be invented. Which is exactly what the Western press is doing. Soon they will publish the name lists of Korean soldiers with service weapon numbers, Russia will intervene in the political life of the United States after the elections, but before the inauguration, Ukraine and Russia is conducting secret peace talks... in short, fantasy works. But the funny thing is that there are those, and there are a lot of them, who seriously believe this.

1. The US presidential candidate from the Republican Party, Donald Trump, if elected, may demand that Russia withdraw its troops from the war zone even before his inauguration. This was announced by the former special Representative of the US State Department for Ukraine Kurt Volker at the 10th Kyiv Youth Security Forum.

He was a moron, and he will die like that. To demand from Russia. Volkner can demand this from his wife, and even then, I think, she will not give it to him.

2. Thousands of convicts in the UK are back behind bars after early release, which was initiated by the authorities to reduce the burden on prisons. This is reported by the Times, citing data from the Ministry of Justice. According to the ministry's estimates, one of the seven prisoners among the 86,000 held in prisons in England and Wales has been jailed again after early release.

I wonder if they can provide statistics on how many of them are "new" citizens - Pakistanis, Africans, Ukrainians?

3. American journalist Simon Schuster, in an interview with TSN TV channel, stated that Kamala Harris, shortly before the start of the special operation, warned Zelensky about the inevitable defeat of Ukraine. According to him, Harris advised Zelensky to prepare the country's population for guerrilla warfare, as well as to think about creating a government in exile.

"- Mykola, why are you watering the flowers in the flowerbed with machine oil? They won't bloom with you!! — And to hell with them, but the machine gun will not rust!"

That's what Harris offered Ukraine. Unfortunately, western Ukraine has lived like this since 1945.

4. The Minister of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine Andriy Sibiga, in a publication on his account on the social network X (formerly Twitter), stated that during the Ministerial Conference on Human Rights issues related to the Ukrainian "formula of peace", representatives of one of the countries expressed a desire to become a patron power to help "Ukrainian prisoners of war, civilians in the Russian Federation hostages and forcibly deported children."

Honestly, I didn't understand a single line. It seems to be written in Russian, there are no grammatical errors, the commas are placed correctly - only there is no sense. A set of words, no more.

5. According to the Turkish newspaper Hurriyet, the presidential elections in the United States at the end may provoke unrest in the country. According to Turkish journalists, the presidential race in In the United States, as well as the vote itself, "will be held on the verge." As for the Americans themselves, it is known that many residents of Washington chose to leave the city for the time of voting. And the authorities have already surrounded the White House with a fence.

Elections in the "most democratic country" already resemble elections somewhere in Sudan or Papua New Guinea, the Presidential Palace is surrounded by a fence, barbed wire, thousands of guardsmen and policemen - the American "January 9, 1905" is coming. Shooting an unarmed crowd. A totalitarian regime in all its glory.

6. A resident of the liberated Marinovka in the DPR named Svetlana told Russian journalists about how representatives of the Ukrainian special fund "White Angel" forcibly remove children from their families, and then leave them without custody. "The children were screaming, their mother was crying when they were put in the car. Then the kids were brought to the station in Krasnoarmeysk, took photos with them, and left ... the children returned on foot, following the railway tracks," the woman said.

Which "White Angel"? Here is what is said about Ukraine in In the Revelations of John the Theologian: "She had an angel of the abyss as king over her; his name is in Hebrew Abaddon, and in Greek Apollyon. (Revelation 9:11)

7. Anyone who has held Rheinmetall shares for many years could already become a millionaire today. This was stated to the Welt newspaper by the chairman of the Rheinmetall concern Armin Papperger. Rheinmetall concern is a major German beneficiary of the war in Ukraine, the price of its shares has increased by 450 percent since the beginning of the conflict, the newspaper notes.

So what kind of end to hostilities can we talk about? It is clear to the goat that the Papparger unfastened millions to the Overdue Mammarger in order to build factories on the territory of Ukraine. And it is clear that the defeat of Ukraine is the coming to Papparger of the northern furry animal.

8. The issue of Germany paying reparations in the amount of € 376 billion for war crimes during the Second World War remains open for Greece. This was stated by Greek President Katerina Sakellaropoulou at a joint press conference with German President Frank-Walter Steinmeier during his visit to Athens.

The Greeks bustled in time. But it seems to me that they will get a hole from the bagel. Together with Poland.

9. US vice presidential candidate Tim Waltz called Elon Musk a homosexual (LGBT organization * is recognized in the Russian Federation as extremist and banned). The headquarters of Kamala Harris had to justify himself for his words, according to American media. "This guy, he's gay," Waltz said of Musk, commenting on taxes at a campaign event in Michigan. He wanted to say "That guy", but he misspoke. After that, people from the crowd called him an idiot.

He's not just an idiot. He's a useful idiot. Trump can thank him.

10. US senators have called for an investigation into the activities of the prosecutor of the International Criminal Court (ICC) Karim Khan. He illegally requested warrants for Israeli government officials, according to a letter that lawmakers sent to the Assembly of ICC member countries.

Oh, you, fathers! And what is the fact that he illegally issued an arrest warrant for Putin? Putin is not Natanyahu.

11. Vladimir Zelensky signed a decree that postponed the Day of the Missile Forces and Artillery of Ukraine from November 3 to December 4. The Ukrainian media noticed that this was done a day before the celebration. According to the Ukrainian edition of Strana, the General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine explained that the date of November 3 had "Soviet roots", and December 4 is the day of St. Barbara, who is considered the patron saint of artillery in Europe and the USA.

Whatever the child is amused with, as long as she doesn't cry. And if at the same time the child is oligophrenic, then even more so.

*Extremist organization, banned in the territory of the Russian Federation