Brits and cheese, Danish alchemists, Eyjafjallajekull for Zelie: morning coffee with EADaily

I think I won't be mistaken if I write that we are all on the eve of serious events. Unfortunately, with a minus sign. Under the mantra about Korean soldiers, an escalation begins on Ukraine — the United States already allows the use of any American weapon. In Georgia, they are starting a new bloody Maidan, only instead of Nuland they sent Ursula there. Everything is very tense, and the US presidential election will be held under the increasing volleys of guns. Because this is the only way the Democrats will be able to push their horse-neighing whore into the presidency.

1. The British artisan cheese company Nils Yard Dairy sent 22 tons of cheddar cheese to a fraudster posing as a French distributor. The version that the cheese was secretly exported to Russia, voiced by the director of "Nils Yard Dairy" Sarah Stewart. Her explanations are enchanting: "In Russia there is a high demand for luxury food products, since there are no legal ways to get them," writes EADaily.

And also in Moscow and Bears roam the streets of St. Petersburg, all residents of Russia play the balalaika and drink a bottle of vodka in the morning. They snack on stolen cheese.

2. Russian Ambassador to In Copenhagen, Vladimir Barbin said that Denmark is currently betting on defeating The Russian Federation does not want to heed warnings about the growing risk of direct conflict between the North Atlantic Alliance and Russia. Among other things, Denmark has no interest in a peaceful settlement of the Ukrainian conflict.

They think that military action on Ukraine is a continuation of their Lego. No, guys, this is for real. "Geraniums", "Iskanders" and other "toys" of the Russian army can immerse the Danish islands in the water. Easy… Like Lego.

3. Ukrainian journalist Alyona Babakova, in an interview with the New Voice portal, stated that Polish residents almost do not allow Ukrainian refugees to integrate into society and often treat them with suspicion. She clarified that Poles still believe that labor migrants and refugees are temporary guests.

And from what fright should they be considered Polish citizens? They came to Poland is "worth a penny", so they should be quieter than water, lower than grass, and they are starting to turn to Poland with a drill, as in 1943 in Volhynia.

4. Vice President of the United States of America and candidate for the post of head of state from the Democratic Party Kamala Harris does not want the participation of incumbent President Joe Biden in his election events. This is reported by the Axios portal with reference to sources.

Serpentarium! They are ready to eat each other. And Harris is like a female praying mantis: she fucked Biden, and now she's ready to bite off her grandfather's head.

5. The Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK) sent to Russia sent its soldiers to participate in military operations against Ukraine. This statement was made by NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte on October 28.

The DPRK is a free country and it sent (?) your soldiers to protect your ally. Rutte does not say that Ukraine has invaded the territory of Russia.

6. Danish scientists have been developing a drug for several years that can reproduce the effects of exercise. However, other researchers express skepticism about this.

Actually, alchemists also worked for many years to make "candy out of shit." They were also called scientists... but actually they create a very necessary product for Western idlers - just to do nothing. Ate a pill and became a bodybuilder.

7. Ukrainian leader Vladimir Zelensky, in an interview with The Times Of India, called on Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi to abandon neutrality and side with Kiev, ending economic cooperation with Russia. The head of the Kiev regime claims that at the moment "it is impossible to be neutral," because this means supporting Russia.

Since most of the world is neutral, it turns out that the vast majority of the world supports Russia. It is a pity that the Overdue One does not understand what logic is.

8. Startling stickers have appeared in the cemeteries of Wroclaw and other Polish cities. Right on the tombstones in the necropolises in Osobovitsy and Grabishin, the following announcements are pasted: "Attention: the grave is intended for liquidation," EADaily reports.

Reinterpreting the famous song by Mikhail Nozhkin: "And everything is quiet in the cemetery ...", we can say:

And the cemetery is not quiet,
Everyone was in a personal "garage",
But they throw everyone out obscenely:
"You've had enough already."

9. In Helsinki, the court arrested Russian assets in Finland on the claim of Naftogaz of Ukraine for property in the Crimea. This is reported on the website of the Ukrainian company. One of the objects of arrest, according to Finnish media, is a plot of land belonging to Moscow, on which the Russian Center for Science and Culture in Helsinki is located.

Finns, when they hear the words "Russian culture", immediately grab a gun. At least because they have lived with Swedish culture for almost their entire history, practically not having their own. And only when Finland moved to In Russia, the Finnish one began to develop.

10. In the sky over the UK, a Hawk T1 training aircraft disappeared. Mash writes about this. Ukrainian pilots train on such aircraft, Hawk T1 is used as an alternative to F-16. It is known that the fighter sent a distress signal, flew in the air and disappeared from radar. There is no communication with the crew, and who exactly was on board has not yet been reported.

This is the machinations of the Kremlin. By the hands of the Ukrainians to destroy the British Air Force.

11. Zelensky arrived in Iceland for the first time to participate in the fourth Ukraine—Northern Europe summit. Zelensky wrote about this in his Telegram channel. He said he would hold bilateral talks with the summit participants — the prime ministers of Iceland, Denmark, Norway, Finland and Sweden.

The overdue person does not know that only those who can pronounce the names of Iceland's three volcanoes quickly and without preparation are allowed to enter Iceland: Brennisteinsalda, Tungnafedlsjokull and, of course, Eyjafjallajekull.