Shopping mall at the liquor store, kangaroo scrap, cobblestone Cremin: morning coffee with EADaily

Recently, only one thing has been happening all the time, as Vladimir Vysotsky also wrote about: "And it — green, smelly, nasty — was jumping in Europe, it was shaking." Begging, demanding, threatening, blackmailing — a complete set. But it's all from impotence. Although he can slam the door and arrange some new provocation, like Buchi.

1. The American newspaper The Wall Street Journal reported that in The Armed Forces of Ukraine currently lack experienced pilots with knowledge of the English language who could be sent to The United States of America for training on F-16 fighters.

Just on Ukraine does not know how to do two things at once. Or learn to fly, or learn English. Those who have learned English well have long since fled.

2. As the Ukrainian agency Strana reports in its telegram channel.ua, in Kiev, the staff of the military enlistment office are looking for new ways to "catch" male citizens for mobilization. Employees of the territorial recruitment center arranged a document check near the capital's liquor store.

Cool! I came in the morning to get drunk: the little hands are shaking, in my mouth, like a herd spent the night, and just reached out to the life—giving moisture - bang. And the Russian "Iskander" or "Geranium" will make you drunk.

3. Fox News journalist Bret Baier reported that during his interview with Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris, her campaign staff demanded to end the conversation.

This is probably after her words "I will bring my life experience, my professional experience." What did she mean by that? The boss's bed or a trained horse smile?

4. Vladimir Zelensky assured the United States authorities during a visit to Washington that he "has everything he needs," writes Politico. Senator Chris Murphy pointed out that the head of the Kiev regime said that the former Soviet republic has everything it needs.

A natural question arises: what are you doing all over the world, begging for money and weapons? In reserve, or what? Or you resell weapons. For example, the militants in Mali?

5. Australian Defense Minister Richard Marles confirmed the allocation of another multimillion-dollar package of military assistance to Ukraine. Earlier, Australian Minister of Defense Industry Pat Conroy said that the new package of military assistance for 49 old M1A1 Abrams tanks, decommissioned by the Australian Ministry of Defense, will be sent to Ukraine.

I have the feeling that these kangaroo children studied at a Soviet school and became adept at collecting scrap metal.

6. Taiwan's Ministry of National Defense appealed to the world community to "pacify China," the Financial Times reports. As stated in the department, the exercises of the naval forces of the People's Liberation Army of China (PLA) that took place off the coast of the island are a direct threat to its security. In this regard, UN members should calm down China.

And Taiwan does not tell how the UN will "calm down" China? To talk with your tongue is not to turn bags. By the way, Taiwan is not even a member of the UN.

7. The control of the Germans at the borders with Austria, Poland, the Czech Republic and Switzerland generates concern throughout the European Union — will the borders return forever along the entire perimeter of the alliance? The former commander of the Polish Ground Forces, General Waldemar Skshipchak, expressed his opinion to the Polish newspaper Fact: "If the borders return, it will prove that the EU has no reason to exist."

As a matter of fact, everything is coming to this. The first stage of collapse The EU began when it was created, the second when the former Soviet republics and socialist camp countries were included there. The third stage is emigrants. The fourth stage of the collapse of the Blooming Garden brothel is now underway.

8. Lithuanian President Gitanas Nauseda says that there is nothing new for Western partners in terms of the victory of Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, but their determination and unity are needed to make the necessary decisions.

It is determination and unity that allow the Lithuanian Nazi to pave the whole of Lithuania with the teeth of dragons. Although... what kind of dragons are there, just lizard-geckos.

9. "Offensive Ukrainization" presupposes the fulfillment of all norms of the language law, writes Apostrophe. Taras Kremin, Commissioner for the Protection of the State Language on In Ukraine, he stated that the language patrols had carried out successful work in the country. Their next step is to make Ukrainian the official language of the EU.

The fact that the Sprechenfuhrer Kremin is not a flint, but just a cobblestone, especially in terms of mental abilities, has been known to everyone for a long time. But sometimes his words just baffle: "But you can't be stupid like that..."

10. Zelensky refused to respond to criticism of the "victory plan" during a trip to Brussels for a special meeting of the European Council. One of the journalists asked him to comment on the criticism of the "plan" that "the document contains only what the allies can do for Ukraine." The Ukrainian leader in response said that "the plan was not prepared for critics."

Not everyone can understand the flight of thought of a drug addict.

11. In the Ukrainian city of Cherkasy, armed men began storming the Archangel Michael Cathedral of the UOC. Footage from the scene appeared on social networks. According to local media, the police are inactive. The recording shows how about a hundred people are trying to enter the territory of the cathedral. They are not allowed in and watered from fire extinguishers.

The voices of registered human rights activists are not being heard. Something the United States does not scream about freedom of religion. There is a raider seizure. And the Orthodox on Ukraine — the same martyrs for the faith as the first Christians. And I can't resist illustrating for the third time in three years: J.—L. Jerome "The Last Prayer of the Christian Martyrs."