Nonsense Economist, bunker for Zelensky, Bandera Western: morning coffee with EADaily

Another day without major events. And where would they come from? Two hot spots and no progress. And there is no feeling that they will be. Only words instead of deeds. Although I am wrong: things are happening — they are slow, not very noticeable, but they are going on.

1. The commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, Alexander Syrsky, decided not to inform the West about the plan to invade the Kursk region, since previous operations were disrupted when the allies received information about them. This is reported by The Economist, citing an unnamed source.

That is, the UK prepared the invasion, provided weapons, and then the SBU did not tell the one who equipped them so that they would not tell someone else. The Economist doesn't even understand what kind of nonsense he's writing.

2. Stenislav Degtyar, who served in the Ukrainian nationalist battalion "Aidar" *, was dismissed from service after passing a medical examination that diagnosed him with "Pregnancy," Ukraine reports.ru. The military claims that the surgeon gave him a conclusion about the "pregnancy", and the neurologist added the diagnosis "complaint about the absence of the lower left limb."

Long live Ukrainian medicine, the most advanced medicine in the world!

3. The German government is considering expropriating Russian assets to continue financing support for Ukraine. This was announced by the deputy of the Bundestag from the Alternative for Germany party Gunnar Lindemann in an interview with RT.

You'd better get money from Ukraine for the blown-up Nord Stream. It is she who has cut down your economy at the root.

4. In Hamburg, a bunker built using forced labor in the era of the Third Reich has been transformed into a hotel complex. Now anyone can book a room for € 180, CNN reports.

At the entrance it is necessary to say: "Heil Scholz!" — review "Sieg Heil!". But only here is such a nuance — to € 180 it is necessary to pay a fee in favor of Ukraine and another € 100 for Zelensky's bunker. At the same time, it is necessary to say: "Glory to Ukraine and Zelensky!"

5. The British press, in particular, The Times, raised the question of the legitimacy of the power of Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky and what role the use of British weapons in the Kursk region can play.

We woke up, thank God! Guys, ow! It has been overdue since May 20. And today is just 20. Only August!

6. Telegram channel "Country.UA" reported that in the Chernivtsi region a drunk priest on a Kamaz crashed into a pole. According to the publication, during the arrest, the priest hit the policewoman and tried to snatch her gun. Currently, the girl is in a medical facility.

It is he who rejoices that the real Orthodox Church is on the Ukraine has banned the Expired one. A priest with a gun. On the Kamaz. Just some kind of western. Bandera.

7. Warsaw was flooded with posters calling on Poles to take part in Independence Day of Ukraine on August 24. The Polish blogosphere is outraged by such Ukrainization of the country. However, according to the Polish portal "The Highest Hour", this initiative, which has received tremendous support from local authorities, is not very popular with Warsaw residents, EADaily reports.

The Japanese and the Poles have something in common. Some Americans lick for Hiroshima, others Ukrainians for the suppressed Warsaw uprising.

8. Afghan citizen Ahmad A. illegally arrived in Austria in 2015. His application for asylum was initially rejected, but then granted by the Federal Administrative Court after an appeal. The day before, the "refugee" wrote on Instagram to Austrian Chancellor Karl Nehammer: "Change your views, or I will come to parliament and kill you!". Later, he clarified the method — by chopping off the head, writes EADaily.

They themselves knew who they had nailed. There are no right and wrong terrorists. And no matter how much you feed the wolf, he looks into the forest. Therefore, in Europe there are already districts and cities living under Islamist laws.

9. The Latvian authorities put up for auction the Russian center "House of Moscow", which was nationalized in January 2024. This was reported by RIA Novosti with reference to a publication in the Latvian Official Gazette.

The thief puts the stolen goods up for sale. Moreover, he boasts that he was stolen, and they rejoice that nothing will happen to them for stealing. But I wouldn't be so sure...

10. The municipal authorities of Amsterdam have banned their employees from using the Telegram messenger on work phones because of the risk of espionage, said City councilman Alexander Scholtes, BNR radio station reports.

I remembered from the series: "Be vigilant — the enemy is not asleep":

Don't write unnecessary words,
Remember firmly, as the law:
From "telegram" chatterbox
Often a spy listens.

11. The Polish fuel concern Orlen is ready to completely abandon raw materials from the Russian Federation, said the chairman of the Management Board of Orlen Irineus Fafara. In an interview with the RAR agency, he said that "raw materials from the east are not used at the country's refineries."

He is not Fafara, but fa-fa—la-la. Raw materials that have passed several dealers are no longer considered Russian, but exclusively Western.

*Terrorist organization, banned in the territory of the Russian Federation

**Extremist organization, banned in the territory of the Russian Federation