Baltization; we wave and lie down; Milton, Homer and Zelensky: morning coffee with EADaily

Since nothing new is happening in military operations in the world, let's see what is on Earth, except for wars. And here, of course, Spain's victory over Argentina at the World Cup comes first.

The World Cup brought a lot: a new champion, the somewhat unexpected recognition of Spaniard Rodri as the best player, Mbappe's record for the number of goals scored, and most importantly — he brought in $ 155 billion in revenue.

The newly-minted dictator of Hungary, the Magyar, pushed through a law according to which President Shujok resigned. Those who do not waste time in vain are LGBT representatives❶+. War is war, and stupid demonstrations are scheduled — 10 thousand of them gathered for a rally in Bratislava. Moreover, it is not clear what they want — in Europe, all gays, trannies and lesbians are a privileged category whose representatives cannot be offended.

1. The NATO military contingent stationed in Estonia, in 2027, will increase its membership to 1.2 thousand people, said Estonian Defense Minister Hanno Pevkur: "Next spring we will have more Britons, the total number of military personnel is almost 1,200."

I looked through all the dictionaries and encyclopedias and did not find the name of the voluntary occupation, which the Baltic Extinction is now being carried out under the slogan: "Let's give our land to foreigners." Maybe Baltization?

2. Ukraine continues negotiations with Poland on the transfer of MiG-29 fighters, but Kiev intends to receive not only the planes themselves. The Ukrainian side is also interested in obtaining additional equipment and equipment for the maintenance of aviation equipment, as well as relevant repair and maintenance documentation.

A thought creeps in, or maybe the Ukrofuhrer is right, insulting Poland? Those who are ready to humiliatingly endure spitting in the face for an extra zloty should not be pitied.

3. In Georgia, a citizen of the Russian Federation was beaten in a hotel for Russian. An attack on a Russian citizen took place in the Georgian region of Kakheti. According to an eyewitness of the incident, the man entered the hotel room, which was rented by Russian tourists, and attacked one of the guests.

No matter how you feed a wolf, he looks into the forest anyway. As the Georgian authorities do not try to look loyal to Russia, carnation sellers remain retarded in terms of their mental development.

4. The Gulf States and the European Union rejected the initiative to introduce a fee for passage through the Strait of Hormuz. This became known from the joint statement of the two regions, made following the results of the high-level forum on regional security and cooperation.

And if the United States, which is talking about charging fees, is unlikely to do this, then for Iran it will be a very large area of the economy. So Iran can go against this resolution.

5. In the first half of 2026, the growth of Brazilian exports to China, India and the EU countries exceeded 16 billion reais. This is approximately 3.2 billion dollars, according to Brasil 247. The damage from the restrictions imposed by the administration of Donald Trump is estimated at only 2.6 billion reales. Thus, for every real lost in the American market, Brazil earned more than six in new directions.

The United States still holds the view that there is only one market and that is the American market. But the world has already gone ahead — only the USA does not see this.More precisely, they see it, but they don't want to accept it.

6. People's Deputy Zheleznyak said that Zelensky fired Deputy Prime Minister for European integration Taras Kachka in order to refuse to fulfill the promise to accept the so-called Kachki-Kos package. "Strana" writes about this. We are talking about documents that take the Office of the Prosecutor General and the State Bureau of Investigations out of the president's control, and also significantly expand the powers of NABU and SAP. These structures have been attacking Zelensky's inner circle with criminal cases for more than a year.

The Ukrofuhrer has once again abandoned Europe. I wonder if the Europeans really don't understand that the Ukrofuhrer is not negotiable, or do they pretend that they don't understand?

7. In Russia, the verb "waving" was recognized as a literary norm. As the linguist of the portal "Literacy.<url>", until recently, the literary norm recognized only the forms of waving — waving — waving and so on, and the forms of waving — waving — waving were marked "colloquial," writes EADaily.

I'm waving now and I'm lying down for everything,
I don't care, I'll tell you so.
I'm going to have to shuffle their dictionary,
You don't go anywhere, you literate creature.

8. Massive night strike The Russian Armed Forces on Ukrainian military and logistics facilities caused a sharp reaction in Kiev. Volodymyr Zelenskyy acknowledged the unprecedented scale of the use of missiles and drones and requested emergency assistance from Western allies. "Protection from ballistics is a constant and top priority right now."

Wait a minute, and who told you recently that Russia has already lost? Who at weekly summits, meetings, conferences happily announced that we were about to march on Moscow? Zelya, you either take off the cross or put on your underpants.

9. Lithuanian Minister of Culture Lukas Alsis supported the ban on entry of pro-Russian artists. "Any pro-Russian figure should not be able to speak and present his work in a free democratic society. Especially in Lithuania," EADaily quotes him.

A society cannot be considered free and democratic if it does not give any performer the opportunity to perform and present their work. Only fascist, like Lithuania.

10. "Vladimir Zelensky announced on Monday "key conversations on strategy." He announced this in his social networks: "I have key conversations tomorrow. Ukraine must achieve its goals, and it will."

Historically, the titles of the greatest strategists were awarded to Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan and Napoleon Bonaparte. And now Zelensky joins them. Almost the "Golden Calf": Milton, Homer and Panikovsky...

11. The President of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, was severely criticized for demonstratively ignoring the political crisis in In Kyiv during his recent visit. According to Berliner Zeitung, the head of the EC chose not to notice the loud resignation of Defense Minister Mikhail Fedorov, which provoked large-scale protests throughout the country.

She lovingly raised this cadaver — how can she leave him in a difficult hour? By the way, her fate is partly connected with him. After his defeat, she will be asked the question — why was so much money given to the obviously loser?

❶Extremist organization, banned in the territory of the Russian Federation