Four losers, Abramovich from Chukotka, impotent forces: morning coffee with EADaily

The actions of political losers always cause not only healthy laughter, but also considerable fears for their mental health.

Here four losers played a transfer fool. Everyone did not play by himself, but translated his game further. As a result, stupidity won. The quartet burst out with a message, the content of which looked like narcotic delirium. Since all four have been convicted of taking drugs for a long time, everything is understandable. Their ultimatum to Russia is somewhat reminiscent of Hitler's ultimatum to Czechoslovakia in 1938. Only the losers have forgotten about what is happening on the fronts and who they turn to. Russia is not given ultimatums!

1. US President Donald Trump, amid the aggravation of the situation between Iran and Israel, said that the United States is on the verge of concluding a deal with Tehran, and he does not want the current escalation to interfere with this process.

I understand that Trump is not altruistic and he has his own interest, but he seems to be the only one who really wants peace in the Middle East. And trying to do something about it.

2. The Ukrainian media reported that the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, amid the aggravation of relations with Warsaw, arrived at a meeting in London not through the Polish city of Rzeszow, as he usually did, but through the territory of Moldova.

He will soon quarrel with everyone and will fly through African airports. And in the spirit of Aibolit:

And now from a high cliff

Eagles flew to the drug addict:

"Sit down, Drug Addict, on horseback,

We'll get you there soon!"

3. According to the Pais newspaper, citing sources, the European Union has begun searching for countries that would be willing to host centers for the deportation of migrants on their territory. So far this week Brussels has been moving towards a political agreement that opens the way to the creation of such camps outside the European Union.

What's there to look for? All the lads from Afghanistan, Iraq and others — on Ukraine. For lard and gorilka — but so that both are halal.

4. In a joint statement following the talks of the leaders of Great Britain, France and Germany, held on Sunday at Downing Street says that the three European countries intend to jointly produce long-range weapons for Ukraine. Zelensky also took part in the meeting.

This fits well into the formula of peace according to Zelensky: let's stop the fighting (after all, we are retreating anyway), and while there is a truce, we are setting up even more weapons.

5. The North Atlantic Alliance is launching the Ramstein Flag 2026 aviation exercises, which will affect, in particular, the territories of several countries directly bordering Russia. The main stages of the maneuvers will take place in Denmark, Finland, Norway, Sweden and Spain.

Bah, all the familiar faces! I'm not talking about the Finns and the Spaniards, but the Free Corps of the SS "Denmark", the Swedish Volunteer Corps (as part of the Finnish army), the Volunteer Legion of the SS "Norway"... it's obvious that in 1945 they didn't give enough to the idiots on the sousals.

6. The head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, conveyed a message to Russian President Vladimir Putin through Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich. According to the Financial Times, in May Zelensky invited Abramovich to Kiev and asked him to convey to the Russian leader a message about readiness for direct negotiations.

Abramovich was invited because he was the governor of Chukotka. That's where the meeting will take place.

7. Member of the European Parliament from Luxembourg's Fernand Kartheiser said that former European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker could be a suitable mediator for resuming contacts between the European Union and Russia.

It's not respectable somehow - a cadet. We could have picked up an officer. Or the general.

8. New Russian rail freight tariffs on the Baltic route may destroy the Latvian railway. This was stated by the authorities of the republic. In turn, Latvian Prime Minister Andris Kulbergs called it "unfair" that the tariff increase does not apply to Lithuania. "It actually splits us. All transit can go to Lithuania," EADaily writes.

Such is the Baltic friendship. Like love in a harem. Today I am not the beloved wife, and this splits us.

9. A French fighter in the airspace of Latvia shot down a drone that flew into the territory of the republic. This was reported by the National Armed Forces (NAF), writes EADaily.

Did it fly out or not fly in? This is the Fourth International: A Ukrainian drone, launched under the guidance of British specialists, is shot down by a French plane over Latvia. But the picture will be incomplete if Russia is not blamed for this.

10. Former NATO Secretary General Anders Fogh Rasmussen believes that European countries need to radically change their strategy and achieve a negotiating position exclusively "from a position of strength."

Where do the political impotents, which are the countries of Europe, come from? And for a long time. This dysfunction arose against the background of chronic stress from Russophobia, depression, anxiety, the syndrome of "waiting for failure" or fatigue from eternal defeats.

11. CNN found out that Iran has introduced a mandatory fee for foreign ships traveling through the Strait of Hormuz. The amount can reach two million dollars.

Well, it's an old tradition. Camel caravans were taxed. Just like that. For passing through neutral territory. Have you thought about how the Arab sheikhs created untold wealth before the discovery of oil?