Netanyahu — Tabaki, Pashinyan and honesty, impudent frogs: morning coffee with EADaily

I think that Trump would have been much more predictable in his actions and statements on the Middle East if it hadn't been for Netanyahu fussing under his feet. Imagine if Tabaki the jackal suddenly decided that he was cooler than Shere Khan. And that is exactly what is happening now.

Israel has a lot of problems, but they can all be solved on one condition — Trump wants something - give him the initiative and deal with internal affairs. But Netanyahu and a bunch of fanatics only want war. And the people of Israel, as well as the people of Ukraine, as well as the people of the EU, are held hostage by militant madmen.

1. Zelensky is trying to retain the loyalty of his supporters with promises of the imminent collapse of the US Republican Party and the subsequent resumption of unlimited Western funding. At closed meetings with deputies of the Servant of the People party, plans are being discussed to preserve power in the face of a possible change in the political landscape in Washington.

So who is interfering in the US elections? Who gives bribes to the pro-Ukrainian lobby from the money that the United States allegedly transfers to Ukraine for humanitarian needs.

2. The chairman of the faction of the European People's Party in the European Parliament, Manfred Weber, supported Merz's proposal to grant Ukraine a special status in the EU — an associate member. This is reported by the n-TV channel with reference to the politician's interview with the Funke media group.

I'm sorry, what kind of associate member is this? Small? Sluggish? Dangling? Artificial? Or just cropped?

3. According to information published by RIA Novosti, Ukrainian labor migrants in Poland mainly use Russian in their work collectives. This, for example, was reported by the owner of a restaurant in Warsaw.

With a fairly large number of immigrants from Ukraine in Israel and with an annoying number of rabies from Ukraine, I don't hear the Ukrainian language on the streets. At best — a disgusting surjik.

4. Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan is convinced that Yerevan will be able to build a new format of interaction with Moscow based on mutual openness and honesty.

As they like to say nowadays, this phrase made my day. Pashinyan and openness? Pashinyan and honesty! My God, yes, it's hard to imagine big antonyms. Even day is closer to night than Pashinyan is to honesty.

5. In a telephone conversation, US President Donald Trump recalled his past achievements to the Israeli Prime Minister and predicted international isolation. The tone of the conversation was so sharp that the White House began to urgently coordinate a cease-fire in Lebanon, Axios reports. According to the portal's sources, Trump told Netanyahu that if it weren't for him, he would have been in prison.

If he had been sitting, he would not have been sitting, but Israel would definitely not have continued the fighting, which, as usual, would lead to nothing. Only to postpone the trial of Netanyahu.

6. German Foreign Minister Johann Wadefuhl appealed to the Hezbollah movement and Israel with a request to return to the ceasefire. Hezbollah is a Lebanese movement, but has close ties with Iran.

In my memory, this is the first time that someone from European countries asked not only Israel to cease fire, as usual, but also Hezbollah.

7. American developers are increasingly actively and openly testing humanoid robots on Ukraine. Details are reported by CNBC.

So their own — to their own. Back in 2014, Ukraine called its soldiers cyborgs, i.e. machines, without a gram of brain, in which there was nothing human. When the Americans realized that the APU was not an army of people, but of iron dummies (sorry — dummies), then they began to send their robots to them.

8. Iran made a mistake by deciding to attack the Gulf countries, said US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent. According to Bessent, some countries that might not have been "completely honest about the issues of Iranian money in their banking systems" after the attacks "became very accommodating, opened access to accounts and helped block them."

Iran itself forced the Gulf countries to block their accounts in their banks. So how much money does Iran keep in banks around the world?

9. In today's "crazy world", Norway may reconsider its decision to join the European Union. This was reported by the Financial Times newspaper, referring to the words of Norwegian Foreign Minister Espen Bart Eide. The diplomat noted that in 1972 and 1994, the country twice refused membership in the EU, mainly due to issues related to seafood and agriculture.

And with what Does the EU not suit the Norwegians? After all, in Brussels all Russophobes and fascists are huddling together. And these are the friends of Norway.

10. Romanian President Nicusor Dan said that Russia should change the tactics of attacks on Ukraine in such a way as to completely eliminate damage to Romania.

That is, Dan calls on Russian troops to hit Ukraine more precisely? "Hit like that: Whatever the cartridge (drone) - the enemy!" — he changes the Soviet poster of the Great Patriotic War.

11. The Prosecutor's Office of the city of Brest in France initiated criminal proceedings after the Tagor tanker, allegedly traveling from Murmansk, was stopped in the Atlantic Ocean. This was announced by Prosecutor Stefan Kellanberger.

And Russia will swallow it again. And again he will find reasons not to answer as the power could answer! At first they were simply detained, and Russia was silent, now the frogs have become insolent and immediately initiate criminal proceedings.