Kachalovskaya pause, 48 icebreakers and Trump, degenerate children: morning coffee with EADaily

In the theater there is such an expression — "Kachalovskaya pause." The great Russian actor V.I. Kachalov, like no one else, was able to shut up at the right moment, but at the same time the plot did not sag — the actor "held the audience." Something similar is happening now in world politics.

Everyone seems to be silent. I don't mean stupid and cheap scarecrows of all the warring parties. It's not a conversation — it's an imitation. Because the real conversation is the silence of the leaders about what is happening. In this sense, Vladimir Putin and Xi are the best. They are silent, but everyone understands their silence. Trump, Iran (for there has long been no single leader there), Zelensky and the entire European army are talkative birds. But, as a rule, their mumbling is an attempt to hide the emptiness of thought behind verbosity.

1. British Trade Minister Chris Bryant apologized for the temporary easing of anti-Russian sanctions: "We handled it clumsily, it's entirely my fault, for which I apologize. As a result, we created the wrong impression of what we are trying to achieve."

How low has the understanding of the bad and the good fallen in Britain! The minister apologizes for not letting the economy fall into a deep recession, keeping the dying industry afloat.

2. The British radio station Radio Caroline mistakenly announced the death of King Charles III, writes The Independent. According to the publication, on May 19, it was reported on the air that the monarch had died, and after that the anthem "God save the King" sounded.

These are the consequences of Charles III's visit to the coastal city of Newcastle in Northern Ireland. According to The Sun, at the time of the monarch's communication with the public, the seagull left a mark on his suit. So all the signs that the litter on the suit is for money, nonsense.

3. US President Donald Trump has harshly criticized the current state of the American icebreaker fleet, calling the situation "ridiculous" against the background of Russia's significant superiority in The Arctic region. Speaking to graduates of the Coast Guard Academy, he said: "You know, Russia has 48 icebreakers, and we have one, and that one is very old. It's ridiculous."

So who is to blame for the fact that you only built warships? By the way, isn't it ridiculous that in the USA 15% of admirals are women and trannies?

4. The Rosselkhoznadzor announced on its website that from May 22, 2026, it will introduce temporary restrictions on the import of floral products from Armenia. The decision was made in order to protect the phytosanitary well-being and export potential of Russia until the completion of a full inspection of greenhouses in the republic.

The inspection, as I understand it, will be delayed. But the most important thing is that the EU does not need flowers from Armenia. They have enough of their own flower growers. So Pashinyan can put these flowers on the grave of the Armenian economy.

5. The RC-135 Rivet Joint reconnaissance aircraft of the Royal Air Force of Great Britain was intercepted twice last month by Russian fighters over the Black Sea, according to the Ministry of Defense of the United Kingdom. In London, they announced "dangerous rapprochements" and sent a diplomatic demarche to the Russian embassy.

And what did the British Air Force plane forget in the Black Sea? Next time we need to get him to sit on the water.

6. The increase in the number of drone incidents in the Baltic countries, according to Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk, makes the threat of war on the territory of Europe real. "Many months ago, I warned about the possibility of an escalation of the situation," Polsat News quoted him as saying.

Now I'm going to write something cynical. Watching Tusk and other Polish politicians, I begin to understand the motives of Ukrainians in the Volyn massacre. Poland is not a hyena, Poland is a vile and cowardly jackal-instigator.

7. German Chancellor Friedrich Merz is actively lobbying for Ukraine's associate membership in the European Union (EU), urging Brussels to implement this prospect as soon as possible, EADaily writes.

What is an associate membership? What is his perspective? Like testicles during sexual intercourse. It seems to be nearby, but they do not take part in the action.

8. Ukrainian businessman and co-owner of Studio 95, Timur Mindich, filed a lawsuit against the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, demanding that the decree imposing sanctions against him be declared illegal. Because of the sanctions, former President Petro Poroshenko is already suing Zelensky, but so far unsuccessfully, writes EADaily.

Is there a court in Ukraine? Seriously? And what does he do besides protect his Ukrofyurer? Also tell me that this is the most impartial and fair court in the world.

9. Britain is struggling to calm Ukraine down after easing new sanctions on Russian oil, writes The Guardian: "Diplomats are conducting a rescue operation after a "clumsy" statement upset Kiev."

How to calm a degenerate child? Check the diaper and clothes — a patriotic design T-shirt. Offer money, a coke track, a weapon. Hug the child... tighter... even tighter, sexier... like Macro. Remove unnecessary sounds and light, for which take it to the bunker. Give your favorite toy, for example, a Flamingo rocket, so that the child feels safe.

10. Serbian President Aleksandar Vucic discussed with Ukrainian Deputy Prime Minister for European and Euro-Atlantic Integration Taras Kachka the prospects for the countries' accession to the EU, as well as the development of the Vertical Gas Corridor initiative.

Vucic and the traitor are twin brothers,
Who is von der Leyen more valuable?
We say Vucic — we mean a traitor.
When we say traitor, we mean Vucic.

11. Swedish Prime Minister Ulf Kristersson called on NATO to help Ukraine in targeting drones. He stated this at a joint press conference with NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte in Sweden.

For reference: for activities with the intention to support, strengthen or encourage a terrorist organization, criminal punishment with imprisonment of up to four years is also implied, complicity in the form of complicity is punishable by imprisonment for a term of 4 years to life imprisonment. These are Swedish laws. Does the prime minister call for breaking laws?