Empty talk of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, surveillance of Trump, "Qatar will help you": morning coffee with EADaily

The Austrian authorities revoked the accreditation of the head of the TASS bureau in The vein of Maxim Cherevik. And, according to Maria Zakharova, he was forced out of the country. In addition, Zakharova was loudly embarrassed by the insolence of the Austrian authorities. She recalled that in 2024 the same thing was done against two more TASS journalists and... and then that's it. As usual.

Instead of immediately depriving five Austrian journalists of accreditation, they decided to act as in the song of A. Galich: "Well, we, of course, began to be indignant, we even decided to go with a complaint — we were appointed a new boss..." They respect strength, not a fig in their pocket…

1. Vedomosti analyzed the dynamics of income of foreign companies in Russia in the period from 2022 to 2025. According to estimates based on financial statements, the total revenue of enterprises from unfriendly countries has decreased by more than $ 610 billion during this time.

And once upon a time, all sorts of "voices" told us that it was in In Russia, politics prevails over the market, and in Western countries the main thing is the market. It is visible!

2. Benjamin Netanyahu threw all his strength into controlling the secret negotiations between Washington and Tehran. According to Bloomberg, the Israeli Prime Minister instructed his close associate and former Minister of Strategic Planning Ron Dermer to personally ensure that Trump's agreements with Iranian leaders do not go to the detriment of Israeli interests.

Watch out, don't watch out — Trump will throw Netanyahu when he sees fit. As I almost threw the Ukrofyurer.

3. As the RIA Novosti correspondent reports, an unusual episode occurred at one of the events in Washington with the participation of Vladimir Zelensky's wife. Olena Zelenskaya, who was at the summit of the global coalition "Promoting the Future Together," uttered words to the empty seat where Melania Trump had previously sat.

Almost according to Chekhov: "Dear, much-respected wardrobe! I welcome your existence..." This is the case when, with a scumbag husband, the wife is incredibly stupid.

4. The Latvian Foreign Ministry sent a protest note to Russia after the discovery of the wreckage of a drone belonging to the armed forces of Ukraine on its territory. This is reported by the publication "European Truth".

Latvia sent a note of protest to Russia about the discovery of the very fact of Russia's existence. But the note corresponded to the size and importance of Latvia, and therefore it, this note, was pecked by birds on the way.

5. A drone entered Latvian airspace from Russia and exploded. Later, Latvian Prime Minister Evika Silinja said that, "at first glance, it looks like the drone that fell in Latvia could have been Ukrainian, as in Lithuania. I can confirm that a similar incident occurred in Estonia". Silina confirmed that on the evening of March 24 she kept in touch with the Minister of Defense, who is currently in Kiev, writes EADaily.

It all looks like some kind of phantasmagoria: Ukrainian drones are flying through three Extinctions, and the defense ministers of these runts are sitting at the drug fuhrer and snorting coke with him on the bruderschaft.

6. Shortage of energy resources due to the suspension of exports from The Persian Gulf has not yet reached Europe, but it will begin to happen in April. This was stated at the CERAWeek conference by Shell CEO Wael Savan, writes EADaily.

It sounds very optimistic: these are not berries, but only flowers. Soon there will be no energy resources at all, but you are holding on.

7. The QatarEnergy gas company refused to fulfill its obligations under LNG supply contracts to Belgium, Italy, China and South Korea. The company announced force majeure on LNG supply contracts due to Iranian strikes that disabled 17% of QatarEnergy's export capacity, Reuters reports.

I remember well how in Belgium and Italy they noisily celebrated the rejection of Russian resources and boasted that "Qatar will help us." Well, eurolohs, did your Qatar help you?

8. Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi, during parliamentary hearings on the situation around Iran, first described what was happening as a "war," but later corrected her wording, replacing it with "fighting."

That's what Faina Ranevskaya was talking about: "All my life I have been terribly afraid of stupid people. Especially women. You never know how to talk to them without going down to their level."

9. Ukrainian resources report that during the daytime attack, Russian UAVs of the Geranium family did not ignore Western Ukraine and hit targets in Lviv, Ternopil and Ivano-Frankivsk.

Almost according to Marshak:

— Give up, fool, stop,
"Geranium" will fly to you.
"I can't stop,
Ursula the mother does not order.

10. Social Democrats Mette Frederiksen and other left-wing parties in Denmark, it seems, could not get enough votes to get a clear mandate to form a government in the elections, which took place against the backdrop of geopolitical tensions in relations with the United States over Greenland, writes The Guardian.

And with what a wonderful slogan she went to the polls: "We will not let the Russians win!" Today Russophobia, apparently, is not at such a price as usual, so Mette resigned.

11. A number of European countries expressed dissatisfaction with the statements of NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte in support of US policy on Iran, the Financial Times reports, a statement on the possible participation of European states in the operation in The Strait of Hormuz put them in a difficult position. The EU, as noted, is not ready to be involved in a military conflict.

The EU is ready to fight in two cases: either by someone else's hands, as in the Ukraine, or after the end of hostilities.