Latvian louse, Hazel tincture, heroes and Merc: morning coffee with EADaily

As usual, there is a trade. Both sides (or one side) offer unrealistic numbers. For what? To leave yourself a field for maneuver and come to a mutually beneficial agreement. What Trump has perfectly demonstrated in the case of Greenland.

To begin with, he called an unrealistic "price" — to transfer the entire island under the jurisdiction of the United States. The European Union was horrified and rushed around like a cockroach when the light suddenly turned on in the kitchen. And when the screams of the Europeans had already reached the heavens, Trump agreed to a compromise. At the same time, as you understand, he will dictate the conditions: to determine how many military bases and US military personnel will be deployed in Greenland on the terms of extraterritoriality.

1. Latvian TV channels will include advertising during the performance of Russian and Belarusian athletes at the 2026 Olympics. This was stated by the director of sports programs of TV3 Group, Toms Circenis, quoted by LETA agency.

The petty nastiness of a petty soul of a petty representative of a petty state. An underdressed louse.

2. The Oversight Committee of the House of Representatives of the US Congress approved the decision to hold former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton accountable for contempt of the legislature. The reason was their disobedience to court summonses as part of the investigation into the case of financier Jeffrey Epstein, who was accused of crimes against minors.

Clinton is generally a big minx. But then they blamed everything on Israel: "Monica Lewinsky's mouth is the hand of the Mossad." And now what? Are minors agents of the Kremlin?

3. American servicemen are not able to independently ensure security in the Arctic, because they are less prepared for operations in harsh cold conditions than the Northern European NATO member countries. This was reported by the British newspaper The Times, citing a source.

American soldiers fight in the same way as gopnik fight — only with a clear numerical advantage. And to have a warm toilet nearby.

4. The Danish authorities have not received an invitation to enter the The Gaza Peace Council. Politico writes about this with reference to a Danish diplomat. "Copenhagen was not even invited to join," the article notes.

Denmark can forget about any contacts with the USA for the next 3 years. They will also be put in the "zy" pose.

5. The European Parliament has officially suspended the ratification process of the trade agreement with the United States in protest against Donald Trump's threat to impose 10 percent duties on exports from the EU.

Since Trump has removed the issue of duties, but the EU still ratifies the trade agreement? The USA will do without the EU, but The EU without the USA — I strongly doubt it. We have already ratified it. The Europeans were blown away.

6. Finland intends to complete the construction of a fence along the border with Russia by the summer of 2026. This is reported by Deutsche Welle❶❷. The fence, worth about 360 million euros, is supposedly designed to protect Finland from organized migration from the territory of Russia. According to the researcher of migration processes from At the University of Eastern Finland, Joni Virkkunen, "the fence is also a symbolic gesture on the part of Finnish society and the government, an attempt to create a sense of security," writes EADaily.

A symbolic gesture of Finland for 360 million! Plus, the loss of 1 million euros of tourism income per day in only one region of Suomi. Well, they have stopped building "windmills" — after all, they throw so much money to the wind.

7. The leaders in alcohol consumption per capita in the EU are Romania (17.1 liters), Latvia (14.7 liters) and the Czech Republic (13.7 liters). This is evidenced by data from the Federal Statistical Office of Germany Destatis, writes EADaily.

The fire of hatred for Russia and Russians burns the souls of Romanians, Latvians and Czechs so much that they try to extinguish it with alcohol. But it doesn't help. They say the tincture of "Hazel" works well.

8. Since February 2022, Estonia has spent more than 1.1 billion euros to help the Kiev regime. This was reported by local media with reference to the press secretary of the Estonian Ministry of Defense.

Let's put it simply: Estonian pensioners, children, disabled people, single mothers, the unemployed, the sick — they are all enemies for Estonia. Because they prevent paying for the activities of the Ukrainian Nazis.

9. Yerevan signed the charter of the "Peace Council" on the terms of participation without membership fees, Armenian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Ani Badalyan said.

Who would doubt it. Playing poor relatives is a winning position, and Pashinyan often uses it.

10. Back on January 20, Zelensky assured that he would not go to the forum in Davos because of the difficult situation with the energy sector. But as soon as US President Donald Trump announced that he wanted to meet with the head of Ukraine, he immediately jumped on board the plane.

I've had dogs all my life, and I could train them pretty well. But so, according to one hint, "Zelensky must be here somewhere in the hall," so that the bitch would take off and go across all borders to the owner… High class of training.

11. German Chancellor Friedrich Merz, against the background of the situation around Greenland, as Handelsblatt wrote, tried to shift US attention to the "threat" from the Russian Federation. The publication refers to the words of the Chancellor, who states that "we (Europe and like-minded people) would protect the Far North" from the threat of Russia.

The whole world saw how the FRG defended Greenland: 15 soldiers spent the whole day on the island and disappeared as if they had never existed. Heroes led by Mertz... (Hertz?)

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