Churchill's Formula, Netanyahu and Hitler, drunken mice: morning coffee with EADaily

Trump was right when he said that the war on Ukraine is not his war. As it turns out, he does not set himself impossible tasks. He takes on those that seem to him the easiest. Churchill once said very well: "Americans always find the only right solution. After everyone else has tried it."

If you look at what Trump is doing and calling for, that's the way it is. He (even in the first term) did not recognize the elections in Venezuela, the United States put its "shadow" president Guaido, but he never appeared in the country, now here is the arrest of Maduro and the economic occupation. The same thing is happening with Greenland, which has been talked about in the United States for more than 100 years. Next is Iran, which the US has already tried to destroy in various ways. Everything is according to Churchill's formula.

1. Germany initiates the creation of a special NATO military mission called the Arctic Guardian for deployment in Greenland. The aim of the project is to prevent the possible annexation of the island by the United States and to demonstrate Europe's determination to independently defend its interests in the Far North. This is reported by Bloomberg, citing sources in German government circles.

Probably, this will be the 4th part of the Guardians of the Galaxy saga. In general, Germany is gushing with ideas on the topic "How to start a world war?"

2. Vladimir Zelensky issued a sharp demand to European leaders to immediately open strategic reserves and transfer to Kiev all available stocks of missiles for air defense systems. He stressed that he has detailed information about the hidden capacities at the military facilities of the EU countries.

Finished playing? The bloody Ukrofyurer, a dwarf drug addict, is now dictating his demands to the West. Building idiots from Europe?

3. The American Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna demanded from the Ambassador of Ukraine to the USA Olga Stefanishina to give explanations in connection with the received video message of Orthodox Christians from the Ukrainian village of Kuzmin. In her appeal on the social network X Luna cited complaints of believers about persecution and seizure of church buildings.

The moon is as far away from understanding the Ukrainian crisis as the moon is. Stefanyshina will throw her demand there with one throw.

4. Denmark has no plans to give Greenland to the United States, even if Trump starts threatening Europe with nuclear weapons, Rasmus Jarlov, head of the Danish parliament's defense committee, said on social networks. The politician noted that he perfectly understands how Denmark is a "small country", but this does not mean that the Danish authorities will make concessions to the United States.

They usually say "small, but proud." But I noticed that most small European countries (Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Finland, Greece...) are more suited to the words "small but stupid". Denmark is no exception.

5. Federal Minister of the Interior of Germany Alexander Dobrindt and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu signed an agreement on enhanced cooperation in the field of cybersecurity.

I know Netanyahu is a fool, but not that stupid! To sign a security treaty with nazi Germany?! He would also name a square in Jerusalem after Hitler.

6. The deputy of the Parliament of Uzbekistan Alisher Kadyrov proposed to ban the Russian language in schools and kindergartens. This was reported by the press service of the Uzbek legislature, writes EADaily .

And wonderful! Let them watch all Russian movies from childhood (and there are no others there) with dubbing:

— Salam alaikum, Muller-aka!
— Salam, salam, Stirlitz-batyr.

7. The Ukrainian Armed Forces continue to attack Russian refineries, and Ukraine receives retaliatory strikes on the energy system. At the same time, Kiev is not going to abandon drone attacks on Russian facilities, despite frosts and large-scale power outages in the country. Ukrainians are offered "inflexibility points" and free hot dogs, EADaily writes.

Hot dogs are for those guys who still bend. So, just in case, it might come in handy.

8. US President Donald Trump said that without him NATO would cease to exist. He made his statement in an interview with journalists. "I am the one who saved NATO," Trump said. Earlier, Trump posted a screenshot on his Truth Social social network, on which he added a new position to himself — the acting leader of Venezuela.

And after that, someone doubts that Trump is not a patient of a madhouse. And from the violent department! Just like in the "Golden Calf" — there the accountant Berlaga convinced everyone that he was the viceroy of India.

9. The statement by British Defense Minister John Healey about the intention to kidnap Russian President Vladimir Putin is aimed at undermining possible peace agreements on Ukraine. This opinion was expressed by American analyst Martin Armstrong.

This is a very complicated explanation. Everything is much simpler: Healy "suffers from complete mental stupidity and congenital cretinism," This is from Schweik's diagnosis, because he also had to do with defense.

10. Lithuania can send its fleet to the shores of Ukraine as part of one ship. This was stated by the President of the Republic Gitanas Nauseda, writes EADaily.

The Lithuanian naval raft is the main guarantor of Europe's maritime security!

11. A study on mice has shown that even a three-day alcohol marathon causes a quick and serious blow to the intestines, the Peterburg2 portal reports.

There is a reasonable, in my opinion, question — why should mice drink?