Enough of the mind-blowing, Rutte with a saber, Kaliningrad-Stalingrad: morning coffee with EADaily

So, another terrorist attack. Another high-ranking Russian general has been killed, God rest his soul! The question is not how they got to him. That's why terrorist organizations are called such, in order to search and find a target. The question is, what will follow?

Will we chew the snot again and put Budanov on the wanted list 135 times? Or we will give a deadline to someone and, as always, in absentia. Or maybe there will come a time when the leadership will take off the white gloves and put on the hedgehog gloves?

1. Prime Minister of Ukraine Sviridenko said that starting from December 24, it is expected to reduce the frequency of power outages for Ukrainian citizens.

Actually, it's not in your hands. Russia turns off and turns on the lights for you. In addition: "Ukrenergo reported on the de-energization of users in Odessa, Dnipropetrovsk, Sumy and Zaporozhye regions, as well as in the territories of the DPR under the control of the Ukrainian army." At least you're lying plausibly.

2. NATO Secretary General Rutte announced the readiness of a number of European states to send a military contingent to the territory of Ukraine in case Russia violates the terms of the peace treaty (if signed).

And Rutte in front on a dashing horse with a sword drawn? You, together with the willingness to send troops, prepare places in cemeteries ...

3. President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky announced upcoming personnel changes in regional administrations. He stated this in an evening address to citizens published on his Telegram channel.

Well done, follows the instructions from the joke: "When things go badly in a brothel, you don't have to move the beds, but change the girls." He changes the girls, but it won't do any good, because they're all... well, you get it!

4. More than 40 thousand migrants have crossed the English Channel by boat since the beginning of the year, illegally arriving in the UK. According to the Guardian newspaper, citing data from the country's Ministry of Internal Affairs, the total number of such crossings reached 41,455 people.

The transformation of Great Britain into a caliphate is proceeding at a record pace. You give the Cathedral Mosque instead of Buckingham Palace!

5. British politician, leader of the Workers' Party of Great Britain George Galloway called on the West to abandon any attempts to organize a blockade of Russian Kaliningrad. He wrote about this on the social network X, commenting on the statement of Russian President Vladimir Putin: "Kaliningrad. Remember this name. This may be the last word on our lips."

The Germans, after losing half a million people at Stalingrad, remembered this word for the rest of their lives. Everything. Except Merz and von der Leyen.

6. Having left the BRELL energy ring, the Baltic countries are forced to have expensive reserve capacities, which were previously provided by Russia. In Estonia, this role is now performed by shale oil power plants, but they will have to be replaced within 10 years and generation capacities worth a total of 1 billion euros will have to be built. This money will have to be put out of the pockets of ordinary Estonians, writes EADaily.

In 10 years there will be no people left in Estonia. Only visiting Ukrainians. And they are used to living for free, they will not pay.

7. The key military base of the Royal British Air Force Lakenheath in its current state is unsuitable for the deployment and maintenance of American nuclear weapons. The Pentagon command came to this conclusion, and one of the reasons given was an unexpected problem — the lack of prompt access to toilets for some of the personnel in an emergency situation.

Yeah, okay, guys — why do you need toilets? If Russia hits the base, you won't need toilets.

8. The Japanese Space Agency was forced to admit that its brand-new H3 launch vehicle with a navigation satellite could not launch the payload into the planned orbit. This has become an obstacle for the flagship rocket of the Land of the Rising Sun and its space launch program. As the Associated Press reminds, the failure was already the second for Japan's new flagship rocket.

As an old Japanese proverb says, to launch a rocket is not to make an ikebana.

9. Lithuanian Defense Minister Robertas Kaunas offered assistance to Ukraine from the proceeds from the transit of fertilizers from Belarus, LRT reports.

Who will explain to me why the Minister of Defense is talking about the transit of fertilizers. His job is to strengthen the defense, not to dig into shit. Maybe he got into fertilizers because Lithuania has no one to defend against?

10. Negotiators are close to reaching a peace agreement between Russia and Ukraine. This was announced on December 22 by Finnish President Alexander Stubb. According to him, now the parties are closer to achieving it than "ever before." "So we are almost there, but the most difficult 5% is still left."

"We"! It's like France's participation in the act of signing the surrender of Nazi Germany: "And these defeated us too?"

11. A wave of aggression against Ukrainians has literally overwhelmed Poland. The British publication UnHerd reports that the share of opponents of Ukrainian refugees in Poland has reached 45% and the former cordiality has been replaced by domestic terror and physical violence — from spitting and broken noses to the use of pepper gas and sophisticated bullying of children. "I'm afraid to speak Ukrainian on the street," 30-year—old refugee Irina admits in an interview with British journalists.

Yeah, the bastards understood! "And what about us?". And why do you attack Russian speakers, why do you beat them, humiliate them, discriminate against them?