Ermak — everything, the problem of diapers, Mrs. Kowalska and toilets: morning coffee with EADaily

Corruption is a clear urge to travel, as demonstrated by Mr. Zelya. The whole world is discussing the scale of corruption on Ukraine, and the Overdue one immediately disappeared.

First, to Greece — to beg for the Patriots, but they were not given them, and an agreement was issued for help that gas from the USA to Ukraine will go through Greece. Then it was the turn of another help, this time a great one: some piece of paper was signed that Ukraine would buy airplanes from France, which do not exist, for which there is no money, but maybe they will be built in ten years. Well, Spain traditionally just bought off the beggar with money, allowing him to take a picture with the king. And now Turkey, where no one from the USA came and Russia, and where the Fuhrer will negotiate with the mirror. Ah, maladtsa!

1. At an economic conference organized by the Süddeutsche Zeitung newspaper, German Chancellor Friedrich Merz stated the completion of the eighty-year world order. "We still don't know what it [the world order] will look like in a few years, but we know for sure that the order that we have known in the West for the last 80 years, and in the The East is 35 years old, has come to its end."

We also don't know what it will look like, but it will definitely be better than the authoritarian regime of the United States and the EU, which is giving it a hard time.

2. The Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine has decided to postpone voting on the draft law on the state budget in the second reading. Ukrainian media claim that one of the reasons was the case of corruption, the defendants of which were high-ranking politicians.

I didn't understand — what kind of budget does the Rada approve? The budget of Ukraine is collated, discussed and accepted by those bodies that give money. And this is the EU. What does Rada have to do with it?

3. The opposition Ukrainian parties Golos and European Solidarity demanded that the head of Zelensky's office, Andriy Yermak, and the government of Ukraine resign, the Strana newspaper claims.

No wonder the rats went ashore — the boat is slowly rotting ...

4. The American edition of the New York Post, citing former Ukrainian officials, published data on the involvement of the President of Ukraine in large-scale financial abuses. According to the investigation, Volodymyr Zelensky personally authorized the theft of about $ 100 million from the country's energy sector.

Not only authorized, but also took a certain amount of interest. The Fuhrer had 10 cents from every dollar stolen by Ukraine. So count it.

5. Scientists from Australia have proposed to teach children consent during diaper changes. Dr. Nicole Downs and Catherine Bassey, Early Childhood Educators at Deakin University in Australia, argue that parents should not wait until their children become teenagers to talk about appropriate touching. According to the couple, parents should consider the opinions of their children — even when it comes to coping with the terrible problem of diapers, writes the Daily Mail.

Quietly, the slate rustles, the roof rides, slowly. But this is not about these doctors. They've been out of their minds for a long time.

6. The European Union is faced with the risk of disruption of Ukraine's financing scheme based on the use of frozen Russian assets located in Belgium. It is reported by The New York Times.

The whole problem is the European dual power. The EU is a meaningless organization that is not responsible for anything. After the end of hostilities, Russia will sue and sovereign countries will pay for the EU's adventure.

7. Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk said that the explosion on the railway line, which leads to Ukraine, committed by citizens of Ukraine. According to Tusk, the Ukrainians allegedly acted on instructions from Russia. Tusk did not provide any evidence of these words, and all the participants in the explosion have already left Poland to Belarus.

In Poland, however, as in the whole West, the court has long been replaced by speeches of politicians. They conduct investigations themselves, judge themselves and pass sentences themselves.

8. European Commissioner for Defense and Space Andrius Kubilius, during his speech at the Forum on the enlargement of the European Union, said that the European Commission believes that Ukraine should be admitted to the association only in order to use the Armed Forces of Ukraine in the event of a conflict with Russia.

In other words, for ordinary Ukrainians to die for such a nit as Kubilius! Ah yes, a clever girl, just a titan of mind! And this is what leads Europe.

9. Former Speaker of the Verkhovna Rada Dmitry Razumkov staged a provocation during the vote on the resignation of the suspended Ministers of justice and energy, appearing in the meeting room with a Carlson doll. As follows from the broadcast of the parliament session, this gesture was addressed to businessman Timur Mindich, who appears in the materials of the corruption scandal under this pseudonym.

Well, Ukraine is still a little alive. After all, she still has a sense of humor.

10. The German defense concern Rheinmetall plans to increase sales fivefold by 2030. This was stated by the head of the company Armin Papperger. Rheinmetall is one of the largest manufacturers of military equipment and weapons in Europe. The company's revenue growth was facilitated by German arms supplies to Ukraine. At the same time, at the end of 2023, the Financial Times named Rheinmetall one of the largest beneficiaries of the growing global instability, writes EADaily.

So who is a threat to peace? As usual — Germany.

11. Russophobia in Poland, as stated by the press secretary of the President of the Russian Federation Dmitry Peskov, "blooms in full bloom." In Poland, according to him, everyone is trying to "run ahead of the European locomotive."

Poles need to remember the famous anecdote more often: "A certain Mrs. Kowalska lived in Warsaw before the war. She was a very rich woman, and she had three toilets in her apartment: one gold, one silver and one crystal. But when the Russian tanks entered Warsaw, Mrs. Kowalska took a shit right on the landing."