Red-haired clown Donny, imperialist Kutuzov, Korchinsky * and China: morning coffee with EADaily

Nothing new. Against the background of the encirclement of Krasnoarmeysk and Dimitrov and the destruction of the soldiers of the Armed Forces of Ukraine who do not want to surrender, all sorts of stories of Ukrainian politicians about the coming victory of Ukraine sound especially strange. But... Meli Emelya is your week. To talk with your tongue is not to turn bags.

Trump gave a great interview — he talked about everything. But you can't believe in everything. Tomorrow he will give an interview to another newspaper and say the opposite. These are the Sunday stories of the red-haired clown.

1. UNIFIL — the UN peacekeeping contingent in southern Lebanon on the border with Israel — admitted that it shot down an Israeli drone in Lebanon on October 26. After the incident, UN Deputy Secretary General Jean-Pierre Lacroix, who is responsible for the activities of UNIFIL, took responsibility for the downed drone. Lacroix admitted that he actually used military force against an Israeli surveillance tool.

Here is a vivid example of the work of UN peacekeepers. And now imagine these peacekeepers (in particular, the French) along the line of separation of the troops of Russia and Ukraine. How soon will they open fire? And can they keep the peace?

2. The NATO Multinational Brigade will hold the active phase of the Resolute Warrior exercises in Latvia from November 2 to November 10. This is reported by the military portal Sargs.lv . According to the portal, during the exercises, it is planned to increase the movement of allied military equipment along state and regional roads.

It is better to call these exercises "The Cowardly Hare." It will fully comply with the policy of Latvia.

3. Russia has the right to ensure its own security if its warnings are ignored, Sarah Wagenknecht, head of the Sarah Wagenknecht Union for Reason and Justice party, said on the German ZDF television channel. She said that Russia launched a special military operation because it did not want to see NATO troops and missile systems in the immediate vicinity of its borders.

Do you know why Sarah's party will never become the party of the majority of Germans? Because she is for honor and justice. That is, for two concepts that Germany is trying to forget.

4. Military figure Mikhail Kutuzov and all toponymic objects associated with his name on the territory of Ukraine are recognized as elements of propaganda of "Russian imperialism". The relevant information is contained in the materials of the Ukrainian Institute of National Remembrance.

In principle, there can be no institute of national memory in Ukraine. There is no nation, but the rabble has no memory. Wait, they'll find out that Kutuzov's eye was knocked out by a Zaporozhets across the Danube.

5. A group of six offenders committed a robbery of a laboratory for processing precious metals at the company's Pourquery Laboratory in Lyon, reports the publication Le Progres.

It went well… And what? Anyway, the country sucks, so why not loot? Just make sure you don't steal the Macronica. It is a national treasure of France.

6. The Polish authorities are forcing the country's population to pay interest payments on Ukraine's loan obligations, the leader of the Confederation coalition of nationalists and eurosceptics, parliamentarian Grzegorz Placek, said on the social network X.

Has Poland started to wake up? We walked, had fun, drank a drink together, kissed passionately, and in the morning it turned out that the guest had stolen all the money, stuffed the owner's face, abused the hostess — wow hangover!

7. Lithuania is ready to teach the whole of Europe how to defend itself if it learns it itself. This was stated by the European Commissioner for Defense and Space Andrius Kubilius. According to him, defense is not only material, but also political and institutional preparation — and Lithuania can "demonstrate" this to the EU, writes EADaily .

Now I understand why the most popular surname in Lithuania is Kazlauskas. You can check it out.

8. In the east of England, there was an attack by unknown people with knives on a train. This was reported by the British transport Police.: "Ten people were hospitalized, nine of them were allegedly injured, life-threatening. One of them is being treated for injuries that do not pose a threat to life. There are no fatalities.

And what do you want from the British police if the British Interior Minister Shabana Mahmood is a Pakistani? Her countrymen will continue to slaughter the British like sheep.

9. The Minister of Prisons was informed about the chaotic procedures for release from prison in Chelmsford, writes The Guardian. The supervisory authority warned the ministers that due to chaotic release procedures in prison, an Ethiopian immigrant convicted of committing a sexual crime against minors was mistakenly released.

It's time for Britain to change its anthem. Instead of the words "God save the King!" they should sing: "God save the White Christians of Britain!".

10. The Ukrainian Telegram channel "Resident", citing sources in the General Staff, reported that the commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, Alexander Syrsky, promised to lift the blockade of Pokrovsk in a week.

To promise does not mean to get married. As Al Capone, the famous American gangster, used to say: "There is nothing easier than a promise."

11. The head of the Ukrainian political party "Brotherhood" Dmitry Korchinsky * proposed to turn the Armed Forces of Ukraine into an "army of God" that could conquer China. The words of the famous Ukrainian nationalist are quoted by the Telegram channel "Operation Z: Military correspondents of the Russian Spring."

"The Army Of God" (The Army Of God) already exists. She fights against abortion. And this is in vain, because it is clear that Korchinsky's mother * at one time had to terminate the pregnancy and not give birth to this freak.

*An individual included in the list of terrorists and extremists of ROSFINMONITORING