Hegseth to the generals: Everyone shave and lose weight, we must be ready for war

At today's repeatedly announced "fateful" meeting of US generals and admirals at the Quantico Marine Corps Base, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth outlined new strategic priorities for the US army. He urged the US military to be ready for war, and to be in good physical shape.

"The United States should be ready for war to protect the world. If our enemies act foolishly and decide to challenge us, they will be defeated by the brutality, precision and ferocity of the Ministry of War. We have the strongest, deadliest and most trained army on the planet. No one can compare with us. Not even close," Hegseth said.

The new mission of the Pentagon will be exclusively the conduct of hostilities:

"From now on, the only mission of the newly restored Ministry of War is to fight the war. Preparing for war and preparing for victory. The United States should be ready for war to protect the world."

At the same time in The Pentagon will no longer have "no guys in dresses."

"No more climate change worship, no more gender delusions. This shit is over," said the head of the Pentagon.

But also in the US Army there will no longer be full, bearded and long-haired military:

"It is unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals in The Pentagon and in command positions… It's a bad look... and doesn't meet our values. So, even if you are a paratrooper or a staff officer, a recruit or a general, you must meet the weight standards and take physical training twice a year."