Trump and London, slouching Ursula, condoms in Parliament: morning coffee with EADaily

The well-publicized protests against Trump's arrival in London were somehow quiet and strained. According to the London police, there were no more than 5 thousand people gathered. Which, you must admit, is somehow quite sad for London (9.5 million). Moreover, if Trump saw these protests, it was only in the evening and on the news. Let's face it — the protest failed.

Zelensky is also protesting against Trump. He could have joined the London crowd. Moreover, some of them also wore clown red noses there. However, Zelensky's motives for protesting, hysteria, and breaking down are more understandable. In A.N. Tolstoy's novel "Peter the Great" there is a phrase that accurately characterizes the state of a person in Zelensky's position: "Like a dream from memory, power was leaving, life was leaving."

1. Former US President Joe Biden faced unexpected difficulties in building a post-presidential career. According to an investigation by The Wall Street Journal, the 82-year-old politician receives almost no offers for paid speeches, which traditionally become the main source of income for American ex-presidents.

And these, with whom he periodically greeted on stage and whom no one saw, they don't invite him either?

2. A house in the Polish village of Vyryki-Volya was hit by a missile fired not by a Russian Gerbera drone at all, but by a Polish F-16 fighter. This is reported by Rzeczpospolita. We are talking about the AIM-120 air-to-air missile, which was launched by the Polish Air Force on a drone. However, due to a malfunction in the guidance system, the ammunition went to the side and collapsed directly on the roof of a residential building, causing destruction.

Is it weak to apologize to Russia? Moreover, the foreign ministries of all countries in which Russian ambassadors were summoned to the carpet.

3. The European Parliament (EP) will hold a debate and vote on a vote of no confidence in the President of the European Commission (EC) Ursula von der Leyen during the plenary session on October 6-9, writes Politico.

Bet she'll get out of it again? She was rooted to her chair. There is only one way out — to hell, along with the chair.

4. According to the latest demographic forecast, Finland's future is painted in alarming tones. The key problem is a fundamental demographic bias: since 2016, the death rate in the country has consistently exceeded the birth rate. This turning point, as noted by leading MDI expert Rasmus Aro, differs from past crises, such as the civil war or the famine years, in its permanence.

And Stubb, who is still stupid, is going to fight with Russia... but you don't breed. Have you forgotten how to do this? Finland will grow only blacks and Arabs...

5. The European Commission, headed by Ursula von der Leyen, bypassing the Wassenaar Arrangement signed by Russia, assumed new export control powers The EU has dual-use equipment to deprive the Russian Federation of advanced technologies. This was reported by the Financial Times newspaper.

The old woman was more swollen than ever,
Does not give the whole of Europe peace:
I don't want to be a stooped old woman,
And I want to be Queen Ursula.

6. In response to the development of the Russian Northern Sea Route, Western countries are developing their own. It goes around the USA and Canada and connects the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans. However, this path has its own problems. Ships run aground, writes EADaily .

It's not just ships that run aground. The entire policy of the West under the slogan "in response to the Russian..." has been stranded for a long time.

7. The Ukrainian city of Lviv is going through a stage of gradual Russification. Such a statement was made by Deputy Lubomir Melnichuk during his speech at a meeting of the City Council, Ukrainian media reported. "If we go outside now, we will see how Lviv is slowly being Russified. The city that we called the most Ukrainian-speaking city, it seems to me, is gradually losing this status and this is a catastrophically big problem."

I remembered a phrase from an anecdote: "I would like your problems, Mr. Teacher." Only for complete idiots, knowing another language is a "catastrophically big problem."

8. Zelensky made another bold demands to the countries of the West. His words are reported by Sky News: "All countries should stop thinking only about themselves and their future relations with Russia, and think more about Ukraine — because this is a matter of today, it's happening right now."

To the sixth ward! To Napoleon. And a triple dose of lorazepam!

9. The official representative of the European Commission (EC) Thomas Rainier said that the European Union wants to build a "wall of drones" on the eastern flank as soon as possible. But the Financial Times writes that the European defense system is too fragmented, the European Union is not ready to create a "drone wall" and needs much more coordination on this issue than is currently observed.

The only thing Europe can build is a fence, like on a grave.

10. Germany has changed its position and supported the transfer of proceeds from frozen assets of the Russian Federation to Ukraine, Bloomberg reports. According to the agency, the change in the position of the German side is due to fears that a possible weakening of US support for Kiev will affect the German economy, which may further spur the rise of ultra-right forces in Germany.

In other words, Merz is ready to commit theft just to stay in power and continue the work of his father and grandfather — to fight with Russia.

11. A resident of the French city of Lodev, Pierro le Zigo, sent hundreds of condoms to the lower house of the country's parliament. The Frenchman said that the deputies, in his opinion, behave unworthily and "should not reproduce."

There is another more effective way: they all need to be castrated. It's more reliable.