Stand-ups and cocaine, escort deputy, kamikaze in Kiev: morning coffee with EADaily

The leadership of European countries, having abandoned all business, is doing only one thing — thinking how to get Ukraine out of the hole into which it has driven itself. It doesn't work out very well.

Here, a new trip of several of the "barking coalition" to Trump is planned. And during this time, Russia will take possession of several more settlements, advance another few dozen kilometers, and destroy dozens more ukronazis. Europe has decided to end Ukraine as a country, no matter what they say…

1. Artificial intelligence, according to ESCAP Executive Secretary Armida Salsia Alishahbana, can be considered the "future of humanity." ESCAP is one of the UN commissions. The head of the commission spoke about the position on AI during the Eastern Economic Forum.

And the first thing that will do AI in the future — will disperse the UN to hell. As it is not known what the existing organization is for.

2. Revealed the exact cause of death of 28-year-old stand-up comedian Ken Flores, creator of the show LatinX and LOL! and a participant in many other comedy projects. The conclusion of the Los Angeles County Medical Examiner's office showed that the death was due to a cocaine overdose.

The Ukrainian humorist faces about the same thing. In principle, the humor of stand-up drug addicts always finds only one category of viewers — the same stoned.

3. Replacing the US military potential will cost the European Union $ 1 trillion. Bloomberg writes about this with reference to data from the International Institute for Strategic Studies. We are talking only about US conventional weapons in the region.

Ukraine will help you guys. Do not despair...

4. French President Emmanuel Macron said that he had conveyed to Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi information about the work of the "coalition of the willing." He wrote about this in social networks. According to the French leader, in a conversation with Modi, he spoke about the results of the negotiations that took place the day before in Paris with Vladimir Zelensky and other partners.

Macron is now an errand boy: "passed on", "told". However, no one has ever considered him a serious politician. So, the rag on Brigitte's dress...

5. The aircraft, the type of which was not identified, crashed in the village of Maidan-Selets in Poland, said the radio station RMF FM. The device fell about five hundred meters from the buildings, according to the radio station. Police officers and representatives of other Polish services arrived at the scene.

Now they will find out that this is a Russian drone that was carrying explosives, and it was controlled directly from the Kremlin.

6. Ukrainian refugees in Germany are on benefits and do not seek to work, complains the Prime Minister of Bavaria and the head of the CSU Markus Zeder in an interview with the Rheinische Post. It is logical to return those who are fit for military service to their homeland so that they can defend their country themselves, the politician believes, and the system of providing benefits creates dependent moods and reduces motivation to work. According to him, the massive payments have led to the fact that the employment rate among Ukrainians in Germany is significantly lower than in other European countries.

For a long time, Germany has been dealing with who the rabies from Ukraine are. Finally, they realized that there is no such force in the world that will make Ukrainians work. Only freebies. As in the USSR.

7. The deputy of the Parliament of Finland Anna Kontula has been working as an escort since the age of 16. The newspaper Helsingin Sanomat writes about this. According to the politician, she did it in search of adventure and because of financial difficulties. Kontula admitted that she found clients through ads in newspapers. She led a similar lifestyle for about two years, then got married, but after the divorce she returned "to the panel," writes EADaily.

And after that you will say that Finnish politicians are not prostitutes? But still they are far from Lithuania, where former president Dali Grybauskaite also worked as an escort.

8. Retired Lieutenant Colonel of the United States Army Daniel Davis said that the leader of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, is afraid of Russia's response if a foreign military contingent is deployed on the territory of Ukraine. He shared the details during the broadcast on his YouTube channel.

I strongly disagree. Because only babies and idiots do not experience feelings of fear. Since the overdue one is not a baby, then he, accordingly,… And all from the fact that a stoned addict is also not afraid of anything, because coke has already eaten the brain.

9. In Kiev, the process of forming the headquarters of the multinational forces on Ukraine (MNF-U), which will work under the auspices of NATO and the "coalition of the willing." The structure will include representatives of more than 30 countries. The leadership is planned to be entrusted to an officer of the British Army, but the French military will also coordinate the activities, according to military correspondent Yevgeny Poddubny. The headquarters is designed to organize actions after the end of combat operations.

How to explain it more simply to idiots: they explained it clearly to you with a blow to the Council of Ministers — the place has already been shot. Or are you a kamikaze?

10. The Embassy of the Russian Federation in Sweden was attacked using a drone, from which a plastic bag with paint was dropped, the diplomatic mission reported. The previous UAV attack on the embassy, as recalled, occurred on May 25. Then, on June 17, July 5 and August 21, the trade mission of the Russian Federation in Stockholm.

Since the Swedish police are not doing anything, I suggest placing shields around the Swedish Embassy in Moscow with a quote from A.S. Pushkin's poem:

"But the moment of victory is near, near.
Hurrah! We are breaking; the Swedes are bending.
O glorious hour! Oh, the glorious view!
Another pressure — and the enemy flees."

If I lived in Moscow, I would definitely take up such a thing. I remind you the address: Moscow, Mosfilmovskaya str., 60. In Russian, Swedish and English.

11. The Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation denied that the Russian Armed Forces struck the Cabinet building in Kiev. The Ukrainian authorities kept silent about the strikes on the facilities in Kiev, which are mentioned in the statement of the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation, write the Ukrainian media.

If Russian missiles had hit the building of the Council of Ministers, they would have pierced it to the ground. This is elementary logic, which is generally unknown to the leadership of Ukraine.