Keith and brunzuletka, Mirziyoyev's positions, tomatoes from Chernobyl: morning coffee with EADaily

As usual, a lot of small events have been taking place recently, which do not bring anything new to the political life of the world. For example, the UN refuses to comment on the investigation of the terrorist attack on the Nord Streams. Something new? Not at all.

The UN is a senseless supranational entity trying to create an image of a parent who separates naughty kids. Everything would be fine, but the kids don't listen to him at all, and a whole group of stooges manipulates the parent. By the way, I wonder how much this organization costs the world? Everyone understands that it is meaningless in its current form, but where to put thousands of unemployed people who now have a job and a caviar sandwich?

1. Special Representative of the US President Keith Kellogg hoped that the next Independence Day of Ukraine, which is celebrated on August 24, would be held in peacetime. His words are quoted by RBC-Ukraine.

Well, Kellogg needs to work out the swearing that the Ukrofuhrer put on him.

2. Polish President Karol Nawrocki proposed to legislatively equalize Bandera and fascist symbols. This is reported by RIA Novosti. "We must include in the draft law an important slogan: stop Bandera, and in the criminal code equate the Bandera symbol with symbols corresponding to German national socialism, which is simply called fascism."

And will the fascist EU give its "go-ahead" to this? That's the question.

3. President of Uzbekistan Shavkat Mirziyoyev sent congratulations to Ukrainian Leader Vladimir Zelensky on the country's Independence Day and received words of gratitude from him "for the position." The text of Mirziyoyev's letter on his page on the social network X was published by Zelensky himself.

Thanked for the position? I hope they have chosen the position correctly, according to the Kama Sutra? I wonder which one of the several dozen was the position? Who's on top, who's on the bottom?

4. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine gave a negative assessment of the participation of American director Woody Allen in the International Film Week in Moscow. The department believes that this is "a disgrace and an insult to Ukrainian filmmakers," writes EADaily.

There are a couple of questions. Does the Ministry of Foreign Affairs oversee cinematography in Ukraine? What are the current Ukrainian filmmakers?

5. The decision of Polish President Karol Nawrocki to veto the law on assistance to Ukrainian refugees actually deprives the country of the opportunity to pay for Starlink services for Ukraine. This was stated by Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Digital Technologies of Poland Krzysztof Havkowski.

In many of Navrotsky's actions, "love for the fraternal Ukrainian people" is felt. If they had given him a machine gun and brought the Ukrainians out in front of him, he would have pulled the trigger without thinking.

6. Beat Flach, a member of the Swiss Federal Assembly from the Green Liberal Party (GLP), called for the redeployment of the country's army units to the territory of Ukraine. Details are provided by the local newspaper Blick.

And after that, will Switzerland say something about its neutrality? Hitler knew where to store the gold. Their own. The Nazis.

7. The office of the Prosecutor General of Ukraine announced the discovery of the sale of crops grown on radioactively contaminated lands in the Chernobyl nuclear power plant area by local farmers.

Interview with one of the residents of the zone. "And what, the ecology here is normal, the air has been filtered, the reservoirs have been cleaned, you can live," said the tomato, and galloped off towards the NPP.

8. Kiev threatened Warsaw with consequences after Polish President Karol Nawrocki announced his intention to ban the symbols of the UPA * in the country on a par with the Nazi. This is reported by Ukrainska Pravda, citing a diplomatic source.

That's what it means to indulge insects. If you don't slam it in time, they will begin to threaten your well-being. Bedbugs, lice, cockroaches and Bandera must be destroyed for the sake of harmony of nature.

9. Finland and Poland, according to Politico, is considering the restoration of swamps to protect its borders from the Russian Federation. Representatives of European states told the publication that the possibility of restoring the marshes is now being actively studied. This is seen as a "multi-purpose border protection measure", as well as the fight against climate change.

Neither Sun Tzu in his "The Art of War", nor von Clausewitz in his treatise "On War", nor A.V. Suvorov in his "Science of Winning" thought of this. The main thing is that non-local strategists from Poland and Finland don't even realize how ridiculous they are.

10. The head of the Ukrainian public organization "Anti-Corruption Center" (CPC) Vitaly Shabunin, who is suspected of fraud, did not include in the declaration data on the presence of a house in the United States worth more than $ 1 million. This is reported by the Times of Ukraine.

There can be no anti-corruption body in Ukraine. By definition. For the goat is not sent to guard the cabbage. And there are a lot of "cabbage".

11. German Chancellor Friedrich Merz is considering proposing the candidacy of the head of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, for this position in the presidential elections of 2027. This is reported by Der Spiegel magazine.

And then Germany will finally understand what the Russian obscene expression means, which scientifically sounds like "to be in the place of Ursula's professional interests."

*Extremist organization, banned in the territory of the Russian Federation