Divorce from the "fool" Berbok, cowards in Estonia, the new arbitrariness of the Shopping Center: morning coffee with EADaily

As often happens on weekends, the news flow has subsided a little. Or maybe the West is just trying to digest the past week. Although, judging by many media publications, they still did not believe what could happen if the two madmen did not calm down.

1. "The Moldovan authorities are looking for the possibility of resuming remittances from fellow citizens living in the Russian Federation, said the country's Prime Minister Dorin Rechan. According to him, the Moldovan government did not prohibit such transfers, but the reason was American sanctions."

The United States wants to undermine the economy of Moldova, because income from abroad is a significant part of the income of the poorest country in Europe. And so, looking at Russian construction sites, you think — this is what a brain drain from Moldova!

2. "In Kharkov, the number of men of different ages who prefer to stay at home rather than go to work is growing. Ukrainians are afraid that they will be "tied up" and sent to the front by the staff of the shopping mall. Employees of the territorial recruitment center are increasingly organizing their raids directly at Kharkiv enterprises, the Strana newspaper reports.ua" in your telegram channel."

It's hard to sit out at home — the neighbors will knock. After all, this is a favorite activity among the indigenous population. "And who wrote 4 million denunciations?".

3. "The head of the German Foreign Ministry, 43-year-old Annalena Berbok, announced the official separation from her husband, PR manager Daniel Holefleish, after 17 years of married life together."

It is necessary to erect a monument to him during his lifetime — to endure this fool for so many years. Now it's time to divorce Burbok and politics.

4. "The Financial Times newspaper reported in its article that British Prime Minister Keir Starmer was presented with a special report stating that the kingdom "has an army similar to A Potemkin village that retains the emblems of a pocket superpower, but without the necessary capabilities."

At the same time, the deputy chief of the British defense headquarters, Rob Magovan, said that the army was ready to fight with Russia "even tonight." Probably because by tomorrow morning it will no longer exist at all.

5. "A number of pro-Ukrainian congressmen are trying to amend the law on long-term support for Kiev before Donald Trump takes office as US president. The Hill reports about the "surprise" being prepared for the new head of the White House."

They are not "pro-Ukrainian", they are real Ukrainians, because their actions clearly fit into the famous characteristic of a real Ukrainian: "I won't eat so much" (I won't eat, I bite so much).

6. The German technology company Bosch plans to cut more than 5.5 thousand jobs in the next few years, of which about 3.8 thousand are in Germany, reported the magazine "Spiegel" with reference to the official statement of the manufacturer, writes EADaily."

The effect of sanctions against Russia is felt. And Germany wants to tighten them. Until its complete collapse.

7. "Total mobilization for Ukraine continues to be an example of lawlessness and legal lawlessness, which is no longer possible to hide. The Ukrainian Telegram channel "Resident" writes about this, publishing as an illustration a video from the city of Ternopil: a man walks with a dog, he is stopped by a man in uniform and two in civilian clothes, then two in civilian clothes beat a man and "packed" into a car of a shopping mall employee, and the dog remains on the street, writes EADaily.

In Ukraine, they play Gestapo —

People are sent to death in three stages.

One, two, three and the butt — on the back of the head.

The bar is around the corner — we'll crush the bottle there.

8. "Gas prices in Europe increased by 45% in 2024, writes Bloomberg. The article says that in this regard, the EU countries are threatened by a new gas crisis. The situation "is becoming similar to 2022, when Europe was ready to buy gas at any price," Bloomberg quoted the expert as saying."

And who are they going to buy gas from? The aliens? Or the real Russia?

9."Estonian employers have become more closely monitoring how much time employees spend in restrooms. This is reported by the publication Postimees. Estonian residents are increasingly complaining about their bosses in According to the Labor Inspectorate, the reason for the misunderstanding between employees and management is often the irrational, in the opinion of the second party, the use of working time."

And that's right! If you want to pee, get written permission from your immediate supervisor, then sign in the personnel department, put a seal on the secretary and only after that go... change your underpants.

10. "VNS: in an accident in Estonia suffered 12 NATO soldiers and five civilians. According to preliminary information, the cause of the mass accident could be ice."

What, guys, is this not Europe for you? This is a barnyard, it is not cleaned. Or do you think that there is "Annushka spilled butter"?

11. "French Foreign Minister Jean-Noel Barrault said that Ukraine has the right to strike at Russian territory with long-range French missiles."

Well, okay, the USA and Britain, but where are you going, runt? I remember the story about the surrender of Germany in the 2nd World War. Keitel, handing Zhukov a document on the surrender of Germany, saw representatives of France. The field Marshal could not resist and asked: "Did these guys beat us too?"