Finns and Lenin, consolations of Berbok, bananas for Lammy: morning coffee with EADaily

By the end of today, I think we will already understand who will become president of the United States — the puppet Harris dancing to Obama's tune, or the impulsive and unexpected Trump. I think that horseradish radish is not sweeter. All the same, America will be ruled by those who have ruled it so far — the Military-Industrial Complex. Not a single military action in the world will stop. The sum does not change from the change of terms. The main thing that has happened over the past 4 years is that the United States is losing its influence. And this is really important and necessary.

1. According to the report of the Federal Criminal Police Department of Germany, the number of criminal offenses committed by migrants from different countries, including Ukraine, is increasing in the country, Compact magazine reports. According to the publication, in 2023, the number of migrants suspected of committing crimes in Germany increased by 25.1 percent compared to the previous year.

Could it really have been thought in Germany that bandits from Ukraine, once in Germany, would become law-abiding? Only the grave will fix the hunchback.

2. In the Finnish city of Tampere, the Lenin Museum, which had been operating since 1946, was closed. This museum remained the only one in Europe dedicated to politics. The museum was organized by the Finland—Soviet Union Society in the hall of the Workers' House.

In general, I believe that in every city of Finland there should be a golden monument to V.I. Lenin, and Finns, going to work, should... well, if not kiss his ass, then at least just bow.

3. The mayor of Ukrainian Lviv, Andrei Sadovoy, was threatened with reprisals by local ultranationalists because of the mayor's critical remarks to them. This is reported by the publication "Country.ua" in his Telegram channel. The conflict between the head of Lviv and the head of the local organization "Right Sector" * broke out after Sadovy made the assumption that all the activities of nationalists, in fact, play into the hands of Russia, as it splits Ukrainian society.

As long as the Ukrainian Nazis dictate their own rules of the game, there will be no normal state in Ukraine.

4. German Foreign Minister Annalena Berbock arrived on an unannounced visit to the Ukrainian capital and assured of support in view of the impending winter.

In my opinion, someone has finally gone head over heels: now the heads of state are being supported in connection with the approaching winter.

"The storm covers the sky with mist,
Snow whirlwinds twisting;
Then, like a beast, she howls,
She'll cry like a child."

And Berbok calms the Overdue: "Don't be afraid, Vovochka, smell some more powder!"

5. The Hill published an article in which it made assumptions about the actions of US presidential candidate Donald Trump in the event of an election victory. The authors believe that "if Trump wins, he will be able to achieve peace" by issuing an ultimatum to Russia and Ukraine. Trump could threaten Russia with a "tough economic war."

It is good to imagine reality, focusing on American comics and the Marvel cinematic universe with superheroes.

6. Angry residents booed and threw eggs and lumps of mud at King Felipe and Queen Letizia of Spain when they visited the Valencia region, where more than 200 people died as a result of devastating floods, CNN reports.

The country's leadership had no time to deal with floods, their priority is to help Ukraine. $1 billion was given to the war, instead of preparing for the flood.

7. On the eve of the authoritative Polish publication "Kresy" published an article entitled "SS Bears — a Ukrainian unit with neo-Nazi symbols." We are talking about the thugs of the Ukrainian sabotage and assault group "Bears", writes EADaily.

This unexpected epiphany of the Western media is always touching when it comes to the Ukrainian Nazis, but haven't you seen it before? Didn't you know? Didn't you suspect? You are our blind ones...

8. The results of voting in the presidential elections in Moldova are a demonstration of the determination of the citizens of this country to resist Russian influence. This was stated by Czech Foreign Minister Jan Lipavsky.

And what does the citizens of Moldova have to do with it? For Sandu was allegedly voted by those who have long since left Moldova. And whether they voted — that's the question!

9. British Foreign Secretary David Lammy said that the concept of reparations to former colonial countries affected by slavery "is not limited to the transfer of money." The BBC writes about this.

Well, he receives his repatriation for Guyana with money — after all, he receives his salary not in bananas, as one might assume, but in pounds sterling.

10. The representative of the NSDC of Ukraine Andriy Kovalenko * * said that the Ukrainian Armed Forces "for the first time struck the Korean military in the Kursk region." According to Ukrainian media, the statement was made without details.

Wait, but back in October, the Ukrainian media wrote about the first strike on the Korean troops. Or were there wrong Koreans then? And how do they distinguish Russian Koreans from Korean ones? Well, and most importantly — and to show photos, documents?

11. Haven't you read Pasternak? But you can try! Since October, milk, vegetables and fruits have been distributed free of charge to children in Latvian schools again. This year, tomatoes, cucumbers and parsnips were added to the list. And no — it's not about literature lessons. It turns out that there is such a very useful root vegetable, writes rus.delfi.lv .

Evaluate the level of education in Latvia and degenerative Latvian humor. But bread will not be distributed for free. And brains, too.

*Extremist organization, banned in the territory of the Russian Federation

**An individual included in the list of terrorists and extremists of ROSFINMONITORING