Illiterate general, samurai maniacs and New Poltava to the Swedes: morning coffee with EADaily

Imagine: in an old, dirty kitchen, the lights suddenly turn on at night. And crowds of cockroaches, knocking each other down, not seeing anything in front of them, run away to their crevices. For some reason, I have such an analogy now. That's my imagination.

1. A helicopter of the British Navy crashed in the English Channel during the exercises, one soldier was killed, the country's Navy reported on the social network X.

This is clearly an instructor of Ukrainian pilots. The motto of the leading slave, when they work in pairs — do as I do! And where is the Ukrainian pilot?

2. The invasion of the Ukrainian army in the Kursk region of Russia has reduced the threat of an offensive The Armed Forces of the Russian Federation, says the commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces of Ukraine Alexander Syrsky.

To be honest, I thought that the Moscow Higher Combined Arms Command School produces more competent officers.

3. American billionaire Elon Musk announced the inevitability of a demographic crisis in the European Union. He made this statement in a comment to a publication on the social network about the record low birth rate in the countries The EU since 1960.

Bearing in mind yesterday's message about the closure of a shoe factory in Estonia, I remember the old vulgar saying: "People get married... and we have nothing to put on." But, apparently, the first one in Europe is also bad.

4. The United States "would be very grateful" if Russian leader Vladimir Putin would stop talking about the US presidential election. This statement was made by the Coordinator for Strategic Communications in The White House National Security Council, John Kirby.

You can't talk — but what about freedom of speech? However, after the farce called "US Presidential Election 2020", there is no need to talk about fair elections in this country.

5. There is growing discontent in Japan about the outrageous practice of topless medical examinations in schools. Parents and campaigners called on education and health authorities to stop the practice of requiring students to undress for school medical examinations.

The country of sexual perverts. If shops can sell worn panties of girls, then what can we say about the moral foundations of maniacs-samurai.

6. The new Minister of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine Andriy Sibiga, in a publication on his account on the social network X (formerly Twitter), said that the first thing after taking office was to report to his Polish counterpart Radoslaw Sikorski on the situation on the line of combat contact.

The new ploughman reported to the zone supervisor. But this is an ordinary viewer, you still have to report to the senior. "I have accepted the zone."

7. US Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin urged Western countries to increase aid to Ukraine. "Now comes the critical moment. Time is crucial, especially given the impending winter. We all need to strengthen our support, and quickly," writes EADaily.

If Austin doesn't know, then only cats... well, mate quickly. Therefore, kittens are born blind. So, there is no need to hurry ...

8. "The Last Call to Democracy" — this was the headline of an editorial in the Washington Post about the situation in Georgia. The publication believes that "the United States should throw a lifeline," where "democracy is dying," EADaily reports.

Everything is fine, only the "lifeline of the USA" always consists of bombs, missiles and other weapons. So "saving democracies" always turns into the defeat of countries.

9. The epic strike of the Russian "Iskanders" on the training center of communications of the Armed Forces of Ukraine in Poltava, where the Ukrainian army suffered the largest one-time losses, was also auctioned in the capital of the Scandinavian country. For example, Swedish Foreign Minister Tobias Billstrom resigned after a Russian missile attack on a training center where Swedish instructors were killed.

What are the similarities and differences between Charles XII and Charles XVI? The similarity is that one and the other disgraced themselves near Poltava, and the difference is that one had a traitor in his henchmen — Ukrainian Mazepa, and the other pseudo-Ukrainian Zelensky.

10. Athletes from Russia participating in the The Paralympic Games of 2024 in Paris were left without gifts — phones from the main sponsor, according to the story of the Match TV channel. At the same time, all other participants received gifts with personal engraving, with the exception of athletes from Russia and Belarus.

Well, this is completely beyond decency. Petty revenge for gold medals. So kittens shit in sneakers out of anger. And here are not kittens, but just animals.

11. The Ukrainian edition of "Urgent" informs about the sudden death of a member of the commission from the Ministry of Culture and Information Policy of Ukraine during the inspection of the Epiphany Monastery in Kremenets, Ternopil region.

Expected! This is a warning — He sees everything. Punishment is inevitable.